Imam
 
Roaming the mortal realm preaching love and goodwill among children

"What is the noxious odor?"

"Yes, you may refer to me as 'super genius.' "

Real Name: Imam
Born: 11:15 pm, 12th Sep, 1978
Languages: English
Size (height/weight): 6'0", 175 lbs 
School: I teach at Anna Regina High School
Home: Guyana, South America
Favorite movies: Fight Club, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Full Monty
Most listened to CDs: Bryan Adams-Waking up the neighbors, Aerosmith-Greatest Hits live, 
Single favorite song: Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
Hobbies: Cricket, swimming, reading.
Most likely to burn $10 on: Junk Food

3 things that make me great:

1. I care. Whether it's about the state of the world or a student of mine, I'm very interested in making things right. 

2. I can make a cricket ball swing like nobody's business. It's all in the release. I find it simple, but very few people can actually do it.

3. I'm an optimist. In spite of all the misfortune, greed and evil I see, and get worked up about, I know that the world is a better place now than it ever was in almost every respect. 

Preach, preach, preach. Is that all this man ever seems to do?  Does his pool of wisdom ever end or are we forever to wade in a murky pond he promotes as an olympic sized pool.  I guess only time shall tell.  But can we out live this man?  Wise to the use of herbs and condiment, I'm sure he has brewed his fair share of potions of longevity.

Evil I say. This man is evil incarnate.  I need no proof other than that which you all have seen.  He makes no guise of it.  The devil walks among us.  Be afraid, very afraid.  Is that the sound of my own heart beating?  Why does it seem to come from the floor?

 

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