Danny
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

"What? You've never seen two gay guys on a horse before?"

"You know what? Fuck you, Mission Impossible 2 was fucking brilliant!"

*taking turns doing Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions with Dinghy* "C'mon...don't bullshit me..."

"Sha-bliggity-blam!"

 

 

 

 

Real Name: Daniel Robert Fernandez
Birthplace:
Miami, FL
Languages spoken:
English, Spanish
height/weight:
5'7/130lbs
Current Profession/Grade Level:
First year at FIU, but next semester I'm a junior... duel enrollment credits rock!
Home:
My house in Miami, eventually moving to Orlando.
Favorite movie:
The Shawshank Redemption
Most listened to CDs: S
mashing pumpkins: Mellon Collie and the infinite sadness, Counting Crows: August and Everything After, Beatles: Abbey Road, Radiohead: OK Computer.... too many...
Single favorite song:
Impossible to answer, but today it's "Anna Begins" by the counting crows 
Hobbies:
Movies, Games of all sorts, Guitar
Most likely to burn $10 on:
Going to an obscure foreign flick or just renting a bunch of movies.

What makes me so great? Other than my dashing good looks and the 'ole Fernandez charm, I'd say the fact that I've beaten metal slug in one life. Other than that, I just know a lot of completely useless movie and music trivia, I've memorized damned near every line in every Simpsons episode, and I have a unhealthy fascination with monkeys of the drinking, smoking, and flying variety. I'll end this with a quote that i feel defines me as a person.

""When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!" - Homer Simpson 
With a camera on the world, the Truman Show may have a second edition at his hands...
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