Tim
P.S.T. whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Slighty damaged, "as is", but cheap.  Buyer beware.

"Just because I'm better than you doesn't make me a narcissist." 

"Has...has someone been using my VCR?"

"...Corporeal punishment!!"

"Holla Holla"

Real Name: Timothy Kong
Born: New York, New York
Languages: English, Cantonese...somewhat
Size (height/weight): 5'8" 140lbs
School: Florida International University
Home: Vista Verde
Favorite movies: Shawshank Redemption, The Rock, The Killer, Ace Ventura, The Mask, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan
Most listened to CDs: My Juicy Coochie CD (which Yahven lost for 3 freaking years!!)
Single favorite song: ???
Hobbies: Cars (NSX baybee!), sound systems, John Woo movies, piano.
Most likely to burn $10 on: Gas. Gimme gas money!


My ability to deal with stress, its inhuman. This is illustrated by the fact that I lived with Jumbie for 2 years and did not kill him.

"Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries." 

"Ore no asoko wa chiisai!"

Grade A audiophile, fluent in the translation of John Woo to myhammyian.  A man of the masses, Tim donates to his favourite charities on a weekly basis.  Ebay and Bose can now feed even more children all across the globe.  He can have his gentle side too though, just ask Tiffany. 

                                               

Proud whore of

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