Yahve
Right about now...the funk soul brotha

         

Real Name: Yahve
Birthplace: New York City, USA
Languages : English & Spanish
Height/weight: 5'9", 185 Lbs. 
School: Way too Senior for my own good.
Currently living at: , Miami, Florida
Favourite movie: Leaving Las Vegas
Most listened to CD: DMB - Crash
mostly likely way to burn 10 dollars: a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, a pack of little Debbie Cake Rolls, a bag of salad, and the rest in dollar burgers at Wendy's.

 

"BAD ( but unfortunately above average) hair day/ Good day in a tux"

More of an experience than an individual, the being collectively called Yahven is that of simple complexities.
Strangely convinced of his divine nature, his quick wit and large ass hide a nature of competition, sexual deviancy, and more than anything, a constant need for self-improvement. 
"I AM NOT "the guy with the hat"!
So many ideas, such little to show for it....whatever became of that Grahm Center Quake 2 map, my man? The bed extension? The promotion jobs paying your way through college? At least there's Ft. Yahven for the time. That and the Y-box stand as proud testament that, above all else, Yahven gets things done...  Eventually. Such ambition....he'd take over the world, if it wasn't so much damn work.

 "I am new and improved Yahven 2.0! I can do anything! I...zzzz"

"I don't snore!"
"I'm just gonna nap here for five minutes, don't mind me..."
                                                                                      

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