Thelogan Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Movies I have watched lately. All reviews are comprehensive and undebatable. In no particular order. Avatar - piece a shit Moon - I liked it Final Destination - piece a shit Gamer - piece a shit Cold Souls - It was ok Bronson - I liked it Black Dynamite - it was ok Gentleman Broncos - I liked it You The Living - it was ok Quiz Show - I liked it Boondock Saint's 2: All Saints Day - piece a shit Changeling - I liked it Angel Heart - I liked it The Time Traveler's Wife - piece a shit The Blindside - piece a shit Up In the Air - I liked it Brothers - it was ok Precious - i liked it Halo Legends - it was ok Sherlock Holmes - piece a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Boondock Saint's 2: All Saints Day - piece a shit alright, i cant defend this movie in anyway, its just....Hicks-style or not, you aint gotta come out and just say it like that, man. damn. ps i thought everyone was digging sherlock. huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 17, 2010 Author Share Posted May 17, 2010 alright, i cant defend this movie in anyway, its just....Hicks-style or not, you aint gotta come out and just say it like that, man. damn. ps i thought everyone was digging sherlock. huh. Nope. Sorry. Piece a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 but logan, what about the sexism, and the lesbians, and the... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 ...fact that it was a piece a shit? NEBC* *Not Even Billy Connolly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 (edited) I rented Wings of Desire based on your recommendation, TLP. If it's a POS I will take a LSS* on your face. *LUND Size Shit. Edited May 18, 2010 by Mr. Hakujin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Mmmmmm. LSS is magical. Gamer was only watchable because of Michael C. Hall. Fucking love that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 final destination is a fine movie. so was sherlock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 I rented Wings of Desire based on your recommendation, TLP. If it's a POS I will take a LSS* on your face.*LUND Size Shit. Dude, that's awesome! I don't really see how anyone can hate that movie, unless you really can't stand anything without robots and lasers (not that I have anything against robots and lasers). Movie has more soul than Ray Charles. Wings of Desire - I liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Sherlock was fucking awful. Piece a shit is not a strong enough term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Logan, do you have any rating other than those three (I liked it, It was ok, and piece of shit)? Like, would your favorite movie of all time be "It was awesome" or "best movie ever"? Also, you haven't seen Iron Man 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Sherlock was "meh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 So this is the beginning of Lycaon's one word reviews? I haven't seen such fierce competition since seven minute Abs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 So this is the beginning of Lycaon's one word reviews? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I see what you did there and like it so much I'm taking a picture. And then I'm going to commision a starving NY artist to paint an abstract of me holding said picture & smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I'm tempted to do 1 letter reviews... Watch this space... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 It'd be pretty dickish to jack Logan's thread with your shit man. You're as bad as Ly shamelessly plugging his one word reviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 Logan, do you have any rating other than those three (I liked it, It was ok, and piece of shit)? Like, would your favorite movie of all time be "It was awesome" or "best movie ever"? Also, you haven't seen Iron Man 2? That's it. I thought about doing more, but then I thought about not doing more and decided to do that instead. I have not seen Iron Man 2 final destination is a fine movie. so was sherlock :ded: Sorry, there was an error in my first post. It should have read The Final Destination - piece a shit So this is the beginning of Lycaon's one word reviews? NOnono no! I said THREE! NOT 1. Who could do a review in one word? You can't even formulate an opinion in one word, not even a mouse on a wheel. 3! Three is the number man! C'mon, three chipmunks swingin' on a branch eating lotsa sunflowers on my uncles ranch! You know, that old childrens tale from the sea, man?!? Its like youre dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when its clearly Brie time, baby. One word reviews, fucking ridiculous. Blood: The Last Vampire (live action) - piece a shit 2012 - piece a shit 500 Days of Summer - piece a shit Away We Go - I liked it Besieged Fortress - I liked it Clive Barker's Books of Blood - piece a shit The Box - I liked it The Collector - piece a shit A Serious Man - I liked it The Men Who Stare At Goats - it was ok The Fourth Kind - piece a shit The Fantastic Mr. Fox - I liked it Julie & Julia - it was ok Sorority Row - piece a shit Pandorum - it was ok The Invention of Lying - it was ok Pontypool - I liked it Terminator: Salvation - piece a shit Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - piece a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 You challenging me? That's it. I thought about doing more, but then I thought about not doing more and decided to do that instead.I have not seen Iron Man 2 Sorry, there was an error in my first post. It should have read The Final Destination - sucked YESyesyes yes! I said THREE, BUT I SHOULD'VE SAID 1. Who could do a review in one word? Lycaon! Most people can't even formulate an opinion in one word, not even a mouse on a wheel. 3! Three is not the number man! C'mon, three chipmunks swingin' on a branch eating lotsa sunflowers on my uncles ranch! You know, that old childrens tale from the sea, man?!? Its like youre dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when its clearly Brie time, baby. One word reviews, fucking genius. :ded: Blood: The Last Vampire (live action) - sucked 2012 - sucked 500 Days of Summer - sucked Away We Go - rocked Besieged Fortress - rocked Clive Barker's Books of Blood - sucked The Box - rocked The Collector - sucked A Serious Man - rocked The Men Who Stare At Goats - meh The Fourth Kind - sucked The Fantastic Mr. Fox - rocked Julie & Julia - meh Sorority Row - sucked Pandorum - meh The Invention of Lying - meh Pontypool - rocked Terminator: Salvation - sucked Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 20, 2010 Author Share Posted May 20, 2010 Th...the prophecy has come true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I'm tempted to do 1 letter reviews... Watch this space... Been there. Done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 1 letter, yes. But often with an extra character, such as "-" or "+". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Been there. Done that. Hondos' modern man living on the edge would take the 'smiley review' challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Ah, yes THE final destination was fucking awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Hondos' modern man living on the edge would take the 'smiley review' challenge. I like the cut of your jib, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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