Reverend Jax Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 I've chosen to leave Azrael out of this fight, seeing as he has the powers of a muse and an eternity's worth of universe unmaking rage pent up. No, let's leave this fight to the wacky comic-loving wise-cracking (closet-gay?) sidekicks. So, which sidekick would sidekick the other sidekick out the side of their head? All out brawl between Brody and Banky... ::in omnious Mortal Kombat announcer voice:: FIGHT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 I have to vote for Brody, if only for the onslaught he withstood from Affleck, he'd be tough to beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 2, 2002 Author Share Posted September 2, 2002 Plus Banky seems a bit weak. At least that's the impression he gave me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Banky's got a bigger temper than Brodie, though. Would they get Mortal Kombat-type special moves? Like the Four-Way Road Kick and the Stink Palm Punch? :silentbob: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 2, 2002 Author Share Posted September 2, 2002 I suspect not. Just two dude with no more powers than the ones shown in the movies, duking it out like regular dudes. Banky does have a bigger temper, but it seems more like a whiny child's temper tamturms that violent rage that would help any in a fist fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Hmm...'s true. And Brodie certainly can take a beating. And he's got a rather devastating punch, as I recall. So, yeah, I guess Brodie takes the prize. You never know, though. Banky's been "working out, you know". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 2, 2002 Author Share Posted September 2, 2002 Hehe, yeah that's right. You saw how he cowered before Holden. Brodie wouldn't have backed down like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Now should we do a Holden vs. Shannon poll? Or maybe we should decide who would win in an all-out battle royale with Bartleby, Loki, Seredipity, Metatron, and Azrael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Or even a Jay vs Silent Bob poll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Oooo, tough one. :jay: vs :silentbob: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 3, 2002 Author Share Posted September 3, 2002 I'm assuming Shannon is Affleck's character in Mallrats. Yes, that's an obvious choice. Jay vs Silent bob is good too. Dante vs Randall is up there. How about Holden vs Jeremy London's character (sorry, I haven't seen Mallrats in so long, the only reason I know Brodie's name is because of J&SBSB). How about veronica vs katlin (sp?) Now that sounds like a top notch cat fight to me! I'm posting that one now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsAdvoc8 Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 BRODY MAN!! Cue music... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 3, 2002 Author Share Posted September 3, 2002 I would post a fight between Hooper X (writer of White Hadin Coon) and Chaka (Director Of Bluntmna & Chronic), but damn, I think we'd all agree that's an uneven match. Any other ideas for the third installment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Now, how about Hooper X vs. Rufus the 13th Apostle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsAdvoc8 Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 *AHEM* I SAID "cue music"!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 4, 2002 Author Share Posted September 4, 2002 See, I don't want any angels, muses or dead people going against mere mortals. That's unfair. Bartelbe VS Loki we kinda saw where that would go when Affleck got mad as all hell. Maybe Arzael VS Serendipity (was that the name she had?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Yeah, but Rufus doesn't have any powers or anything, aside from not being able to be killed...again. He can still get the crap beat out of him. So, unless these are fights to the death, it isn't a problem. Oh, and DA8: Mat, mat mat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 4, 2002 Author Share Posted September 4, 2002 Mat mat, mat! Rufus doesn't have the advantage of having seen such for nearly 2000 years (since dead people watch the living with most of their time). If Hooper X has a weakness, Rufus woudl know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsAdvoc8 Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Now your talkin'!!! Wow Wow, mat, mat, mat... What about Hooper VS. they guy in the strip club who Silent Bob was "fighting" over Serendipity with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 "What the FUCK is you doin', white boy?!" That poor guy didn't get much screentime. Anyone else see that scene in its entirety? With the song and dance number? Funny scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 5, 2002 Author Share Posted September 5, 2002 Hey Hey Hey! It'sssssssssss Faaaaaaaaaat Albert! Yeah, proud owner of the Dogma Special Edition 2 Disc DVD right here! Mat mat mat! If anyone knows the name of the gang leader in Dogma, I'll post that one as FightAskew #3! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 His name was Kane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 6, 2002 Author Share Posted September 6, 2002 Sweet new avatar Bob! That guy in the background is doing the robot, plus that car keeps disappearing and reappearing. Now that's what I calls nifty special effects. I'm making a Hooper X VS Kane poll right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Can't...keep...myself...from...headbanging...along...with...own...avatar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 6, 2002 Author Share Posted September 6, 2002 I think you have yourself a keeper there Bob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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