Thelogan Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Freddy Got Fingered is fine entertainment and, as a movie, is technically pretty awful. But there are times when there isn't much funnier than taping an umbilical cord your stomach "just for fun". Don't take any guff from these fucking swine 'Baytor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 All my previous roomates got a fair dose of these gems (guilty pleasures) suspend your urge to utilize common sense and just enjoy. hahaha!! Driven Dude, where's my car? better off dead "two dollars!" Top Gun "you can be my wingman anytime" the big hit "you guys supposed to be the spice boys or something?" secret of my success Demolition Man The fast and furious 1-3 Wanted Mission Impossible 2 i know why you wanna hate me.... rock on! Last Action Hero Tango and Cash "Rambo is a pussy" I'm sure i have more..... keep you updated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sexy Hat Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 The Running Man is the Smash TV the movie. I loved this as a child and I still love it now. It has to be in the top 4 of my arnie movies some of his best one liners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 The Running Man is the Smash TV the movie. i cant recall what i age i was when someone finally pointed this out to me (i know i was in college or so) but it blew my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Tango and Cash, hell yeah. I suspect Kurt Russel will make this list a lot. (Just not for 'Soldier'. That's one of the rare ones where the movie failed because HE sucked.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 on that note - no idea how we got this far without this one coming up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 (edited) gonna have to say didn't catch running man... sadly. why all the hate for blair witch and especially face off? face off was woo's #1 american movie... definately doesn't belong here. however, he brought us another entry in our camp appreciation: Hard Target look how much violence in that movie compared to paycheck and mi-2... it's like his stuff gets progressively worse over time Edited February 8, 2010 by spiffytee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Wasn't this concept explored in this thread already? May have to merge them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 This movie is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Big Trouble in Little China and I'm Gonna Git You Sucka do not belong here. Intentionally campy is not the same thing is bad.Also, Jumbie, c'mon. Blaming Soldier's mediocrity on Kurt Russell is like blaming the holocaust on the Jews. Kurt Russell has never been bad in anything, not even the movies he used to do for Disney when he was a kid. Wasn't this concept explored in this thread already? May have to merge them...I think you're thinking of this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 so we gotta define bad/awful vs campy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 so we gotta define bad/awful vs campy? This thread is for movies of an irredemable nature that you enjoy regardless, not campy guilty pleasures. If the director sets out to make the movie campy, then they succeeded. Big Trouble had good non-Kim Cattral acting, good cinematorgraphy, a good script (cheesy, but that was the point), good effects (for the time), a good soundtrack, and good box art. Look at it this way: Is Planet Terror a bad movie? The B in B-Movie doesn't stand for "bad." As for I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, that was better than anything the Zuckers crapped out when they were good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopcruz Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Top Gun bad? FUCK YOU!!!!!! Anyhow irredeemable films that you love anyway? Street Fighter for sure, love that film, love it more with time. So definitely agree. American Ninja 2 Which at points reminds me of Shenmue, maybe it's the main character's outfit throughout most of the film. DOA: Dead or Alive Eric Roberts doing martial arts. Kasumi with small tits. And Tim Hayabusa. Bloodrayne Drunk Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez as English Noblewoman, and the most awkward sex scene ever in a theatrical release Hard to Kill Steven Segal. At his greatest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 See, Bish gets the idea. (Though, you're really gonna stand up for Top Gun? That's a tough platform you've chosen, I wish you the best.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 well... top gun is definitely a favorite of mine, but i honestly can't say it has any redeeming value. bish, you can be my wingman anytime. hahaha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted February 9, 2010 Author Share Posted February 9, 2010 Can't believe the first one could be improved upon...... but here it is this is the ultimate un-intentionally bad, good movie. And i think the 1st Mortal Kombat is sorta generally accepted. I always thought it was good, even for being a PG13 Mortal Kombat it did a good job....... Part 2 on the other hand. But I still love it lol. Mainly for that Super Pumping music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 (edited) Most of the series I love but this one specifically. Also on my list of bad movies I love: I keep it classy, and age myself: Edited February 9, 2010 by Bindusara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted February 9, 2010 Author Share Posted February 9, 2010 the gate and monster squad are fuckin awesome! I watched those a billion times as a kid lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopcruz Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 (edited) Monster Squad is a legitimately cheesy great film! As for MK2, even my love of bad cinema can't save that one. Christ, outside of the rain of Ninjas it is awful. What's scary is how many of these I have podcasted on. Heh. House of the Dead 2 looks to be a better Resident Evil movie than RE: Apocalypse was, god that movie sucked. A LOT! I have trouble putting the next one here because I think it is legitimately awesome, but: Commando This trailer explains its awesomeness to all! Back to the truly bad, yet so good. McBain Christopher Walken, Action Hero. Greatest kill ever! And who can forget: Roadhouse god I miss the 1980s! well... top gun is definitely a favorite of mine, but i honestly can't say it has any redeeming value. bish, you can be my wingman anytime. hahaha.. Look, 1980s films were all about a good motherfucking yarn. Realism? Fuck it! Story? FUCK IT! All you needed were great one liners, a metric fuckton of testosterone, and some 1980s rock. Top Gun is awesome because it doesn't try to be anything more than AMERICA ROCKS, and so do fighter jets. And because of that it succeeds. Edited February 9, 2010 by bishopcruz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 which one of you un American fucks has a problem with Top Gun?! Top Gun is the male version of Beaches, damn it! You don't fuck with Top Gun, ya hear!?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 seriously guys, dont go questioning the nature of the "special relationship" between maverick and iceman. it makes joel uncomfortable when you go spelling it out like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopcruz Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 If we came to terms with the fact that Rocky and Apollo weren't gay, I think Iceman and Maverick are safely hetero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 on that note - no idea how we got this far without this one coming up. Attack of the killer tomatoes Return of the Killer Tomatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) on that note - no idea how we got this far without this one coming up. GOD I love that movie!! Edited February 10, 2010 by MetalHeart HTML-sies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) Totally forgot about The Gate, that movie was awesome! Edited February 10, 2010 by Special K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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