La Lindsay Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 man, this girl kept shushing us like it was such a riveting movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Antichrist. I felt like writing to Lars Von Trier saying I wanted my money back and a mild lobotomy to get images of Dafoe cock and ass out of my head, but he probably would've gotten some form of satisfaction out of it, so I didn't bother. Waste of the guts of 2 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 DoJ is just mad because the blood was the wrong color, I just know it. GOR! Available on Netflix if you fools wish to test the validity of my claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 God, Amber reads the Gor books and even she says the movie is dogshit, I wont touch that thing with a 50-foot pole, it doesn't even look funny bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Gor is fucking fantastic you fools. But here's this if you really feel it's gonna be a waist of time: http://www.cracked.com/blog/gor-most-ridiculous-nerd-fantasy-ever-filmed/. Me and the gf made it pretty far and it was entertaining enough on a Troll 2 level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 "Me and the gf made it pretty far" Lol, exactly. You even went in to it expecting a bad movie to laugh at, and eventually you just had to turn it off, because shit wasn't funny anymore. I watched the whole damn thing. I can get all tickled watching a bad movie as much as the next 18-54 year old. Gor is not that kind of bad. It is the bad kind of bad. Badbad. Awesome article. I want to name something "Tarl" now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Dude, I saw Battlefield Earth, IN THE THEATER! 100 million dollars pissed away on arguably the worst movie of all time. I shudder just remembering that night. I still gotta watch this, if only for the same reason I appreciate Passion of the Christ, in that I love ambitious religious propaganda(or any propaganda really). Worst movie I've ever seen? Speed 2's a damned good nomination. That was one that a 'friend' took me to see for my birthday. Whatta cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 is another painful one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 No Retreat No Surrender It was Van Damme's first starring role and he is one the best actors in the film....no seriously, although he's not in this clip. I'm almost certain that these actors were just grabed off the street five minutes before shooting the scene. At least though it stars a young Dean Lerner I also share Lindsay's feelings on Kevin Costner with 2 notable examples: Open Range was good despite him Probably the worst western ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 All the Pretty Horses would like a word with you, sir. don't you fucking judge me man it wasnt my call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Probably the worst western ever made. You must have only watched like 6 westerns if that's your opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Star Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 I think I lost IQ points for watching Napoleon Dynamite. I felt like the theater should have had to return my money after sitting through the first SAW movie...and I refuse to watch any of the others. Additionally....even though it was so bad it was kinda funny...Shoot em' Up...I think they set some sort of record for number of rounds fired in a single movie or something like that. I mean, I think they even cut an umbilical cord by shooting through it! Seriously...wtf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eli12 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 I honestly gotta say the worst movie EVER... and here i worked at a movie theatre saw it for free and still wanted to get paid for the time i wasted was "My Soul To Take" in 3D What The HOly FU** were they thinkin releasin that movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsmithx Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Tank Girl /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 I think I lost IQ points for watching Napoleon Dynamite. I totally agree. I bought it and didn't even finish watching it the first time I put it in the DVD player...I think I ended up using it as a coaster after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Taffin. Awful movie saved only by one thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I think I lost IQ points for watching Napoleon Dynamite. I felt like the theater should have had to return my money after sitting through the first SAW movie...and I refuse to watch any of the others. Additionally....even though it was so bad it was kinda funny...Shoot em' Up...I think they set some sort of record for number of rounds fired in a single movie or something like that. I mean, I think they even cut an umbilical cord by shooting through it! Seriously...wtf! That's a +1. Fucking Napoleon Dynamite... I second that nomination. And there's nothing wrong with Tank Girl, it's infact a fairly accurate accounting of Life in AU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Fuck the Napoleon Dynamite haters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I'm with Ross, you people are monsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Man, haku's gonna have a fucking aneurysm with this agreement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Fuck the Napoleon Dynamite haters. On the other hand, Intermission was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 On the other hand, Intermission was great T'was. Its no I went Down though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Fuck I still have to see that as well. I'll admit now that I was kinda trolling though, you went fucking sick at me the other night for saying it was good. Logic? re; Napoleon fuckface, slice-of-life movies are only good if there's something interesting going on. I don't know what the fuck I missed about this movie that made it so worthy of a cult following, but either give me some or move the fuck on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 You said "grand". I went nuts at you for saying that. Intermission is pretty good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 which inevitably leads me to ask what your problem with the word grand is Intermission is suprisingly low-key for it's cast. Colin Farrel needs to play a pikey more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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