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Movies I have watched lately. All reviews are comprehensive and undebatable. In no particular order.

 

Avatar - piece a shit

 

Moon - I liked it

 

Final Destination - piece a shit

 

Gamer - piece a shit

 

Cold Souls - It was ok

 

Bronson - I liked it

 

Black Dynamite - it was ok

 

Gentleman Broncos - I liked it

 

You The Living - it was ok

 

Quiz Show - I liked it

 

Boondock Saint's 2: All Saints Day - piece a shit

 

Changeling - I liked it

 

Angel Heart - I liked it

 

The Time Traveler's Wife - piece a shit

 

The Blindside - piece a shit

 

Up In the Air - I liked it

 

Brothers - it was ok

 

Precious - i liked it

 

Halo Legends - it was ok

 

Sherlock Holmes - piece a shit

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Boondock Saint's 2: All Saints Day - piece a shit

 

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alright, i cant defend this movie in anyway, its just....Hicks-style or not, you aint gotta come out and just say it like that, man. damn.

 

ps i thought everyone was digging sherlock. huh.

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I rented Wings of Desire based on your recommendation, TLP. If it's a POS I will take a LSS* on your face.

*LUND Size Shit.

 

Dude, that's awesome! I don't really see how anyone can hate that movie, unless you really can't stand anything without robots and lasers (not that I have anything against robots and lasers). Movie has more soul than Ray Charles.

 

Wings of Desire - I liked it

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Logan, do you have any rating other than those three (I liked it, It was ok, and piece of shit)? Like, would your favorite movie of all time be "It was awesome" or "best movie ever"? Also, you haven't seen Iron Man 2?

 

That's it. I thought about doing more, but then I thought about not doing more and decided to do that instead.

I have not seen Iron Man 2

 

final destination is a fine movie. so was sherlock :ded:

 

Sorry, there was an error in my first post. It should have read

 

The Final Destination - piece a shit

 

So this is the beginning of Lycaon's one word reviews?

 

NOnono no! I said THREE! NOT 1. Who could do a review in one word? You can't even formulate an opinion in one word, not even a mouse on a wheel. 3! Three is the number man! C'mon, three chipmunks swingin' on a branch eating lotsa sunflowers on my uncles ranch! You know, that old childrens tale from the sea, man?!? Its like youre dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when its clearly Brie time, baby.

One word reviews, fucking ridiculous. :sarcasm:

 

 

 

Blood: The Last Vampire (live action) - piece a shit

 

2012 - piece a shit

 

500 Days of Summer - piece a shit

 

Away We Go - I liked it

 

Besieged Fortress - I liked it

 

Clive Barker's Books of Blood - piece a shit

 

The Box - I liked it

 

The Collector - piece a shit

 

A Serious Man - I liked it

 

The Men Who Stare At Goats - it was ok

 

The Fourth Kind - piece a shit

 

The Fantastic Mr. Fox - I liked it

 

Julie & Julia - it was ok

 

Sorority Row - piece a shit

 

Pandorum - it was ok

 

The Invention of Lying - it was ok

 

Pontypool - I liked it

 

Terminator: Salvation - piece a shit

 

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - piece a shit

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You challenging me?

That's it. I thought about doing more, but then I thought about not doing more and decided to do that instead.

I have not seen Iron Man 2

Sorry, there was an error in my first post. It should have read

 

The Final Destination - sucked

YESyesyes yes! I said THREE, BUT I SHOULD'VE SAID 1. Who could do a review in one word? Lycaon! Most people can't even formulate an opinion in one word, not even a mouse on a wheel. 3! Three is not the number man! C'mon, three chipmunks swingin' on a branch eating lotsa sunflowers on my uncles ranch! You know, that old childrens tale from the sea, man?!? Its like youre dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when its clearly Brie time, baby.

One word reviews, fucking genius. :ded:

Blood: The Last Vampire (live action) - sucked

 

2012 - sucked

 

500 Days of Summer - sucked

 

Away We Go - rocked

 

Besieged Fortress - rocked

 

Clive Barker's Books of Blood - sucked

 

The Box - rocked

 

The Collector - sucked

 

A Serious Man - rocked

 

The Men Who Stare At Goats - meh

 

The Fourth Kind - sucked

 

The Fantastic Mr. Fox - rocked

 

Julie & Julia - meh

 

Sorority Row - sucked

 

Pandorum - meh

 

The Invention of Lying - meh

 

Pontypool - rocked

 

Terminator: Salvation - sucked

 

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - sucked

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