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Jay, I would trade my nationality with yours for a month so that you can enjoy how AWESOME (and fuckin' crappy) it is to be an American. I love ya that much. And speaking of love:

 

Hooter's Wings

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I know Chris Rock said that people don't go to Hooter's for the wings... and while that pretty much true... they're wings are still petty good.

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OMG! The Zingers at the Doral/Kendall and the new Miller Ale house on US1! To DIE for...

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The Zingers Melt is to die for...I actually was able to recreate it at home for Ben...maybe I will make that soon...it'll kill the cravings

 

I miss that. My heart probably doesn't, but I definitely do.

 

Oh, disgusting. I only ate that once and I was grossed out...deep fried sandwich must not be my cup o'tea!

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You would think that with the mass of people that are in love with the damn slab of faux-meat that they would keep it on the darned menu...

 

Remember when the Flintstone's movie came out and that was THE menu item? I believe that was when I fell in love with it...

 

I have sworn off McD's since I moved up here and I swear I almost stopped there today when I looked at the marquee...<sigh>

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For the record, the McRib is actually pork (and probably some chicken) you can buy the actual patties at just about any grocery store. They're shaped exactly the same and if you slather them with barbecue sauce and put them on a hoagie bun it effectively is a McRib. It's waste pork, but "waste" pretty much means what's left on the carcass after all the choice cuts are taken off. That's what spare ribs are too, they're the spare meat on the rib bones after all the other shit's been taken off. So calling it waste meat is true but implies something like what goes into hotdogs (lips and assholes) or vienna sausages (everything that is wrong in the world)

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Baytor, yeah, I know you can get those "pork" patties frozen, but it's not the same, man!

Okay, I just had a McRib, it was unspiced pork meat in weak barbeque sauce. Not gonna ever want another one. Now, all I really want is a Double Down. :( That shit was delicious.

WEAK bbq sauce? You be trippin' cuz that sauce is the bomb!

 

I'm craving one now. Best use the McRib Locator to find out the nearest spot!

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I've had it 3 times since this last time it's been out. The first time was in Louisiana and it was fine. I had it with the BBQ sauce and onions and that's it. Second time was in Miami with no onions, but the folks at Micky D's forgot the BBQ sauce and it was bad. Third time was the charm. In Miami again and had no onions and extra BBQ... awesome! Perfect! A masterpiece!

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I've had two since this latest resurrection of the McRib. Both times were awesome, and they'll likely be a third in the next week or so. I can't feel the denial of onions though, Panch. I'd never think to get extra bbq sauce either as they've always come swimming in that stuff, but it might be worth a try...

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