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What was the joke about the three millenium projects in London? There were like an Englishmen's sexual frustrations. He couldn't get it up, when he go it up, it flails all about, and when it's up and not flailing about, nobody's interested.

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The bristish didn't have it too good either. They should have had an irish one. The woman could have been pregnant and praying for forgivess and the man could have been drinking beer while beating her.

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You just beg for flames sometime....wait, that has nothin to do with orgasms! Now, if she was a catholic lass askin for forgiveness while gettin off, that'd be kidna funny, some rosary beeds & such.

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That reminds me, U2 is getting a postage stamp in Ireland today. Do any other musician have postage stamps in Ireland? Van Morrison maybe? And lighten up already! The irish drink, right? They are generally catholic, right? they have lots of kids, right? They beat their wifes, right? So what's the big deal?

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I live here and i didn't know U2 were getting a stamp, big wow, hate them anyway, sick of Bono's "Healing Rays of SHite!".

 

Well its true that we drink, more than any of you yanks, and yes a majority of us are catholic, but i deny that we beat our wives!!

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I notice you didn't mention anything about your more than replacement level reproduction rates. And as far as the wife beating, I heard that from teh same places I hear that y'all drink, are catholic and multipy like rabbits. I would say it's a reliable source.

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