The NZA Posted June 25, 2011 Posted June 25, 2011 to San Fran... It was only a matter of time. Presenting the Bacon Bacon Truck, the natural evolution (lovechild?) of America’s dual, unrelenting fascination with bacon and food trucks. The brainchild of Jim Angelus, former GM at E&O, Bacon Bacon will launch in mid-July at Off the Grid; it will also be parked around town and available for private parties. It is, as you would surmise, a food truck dedicated to bacon. So what’s on the menu? Bacon, obviously. There will be six sandwiches, all made with bacon (though some can be made without): A pork belly and fried egg one, a grilled cheese number, the L.G.B.T (lettuce, goat cheese, bacon and tomato), pork meatball banh mi (featuring bacon in place of the traditional pate), broccoli rabe with bacon, and the requisite “Bacon Bacon Burger.” On the side, there will be french fries, fried with rosemary and sage, salted and topped with parmesan; there is the option to get them “dirty” with fried pork belly trimmings. Angelus has also made a deal with San Mateo-based Devil’s Canyon to serve their root beer on tap. Oh, and there’s another side dish: a bouquet of bacon. It is what it sounds like. Bacon Bacon is due to launch in two weeks or so.
Master Star Posted June 25, 2011 Posted June 25, 2011 I think my arteries hardened just reading that...geeze...
Jables Posted June 26, 2011 Posted June 26, 2011 this is why we defeated the nazis. Public transport for shit and corrupt gov't, but you have bacon trucks. God Bless America
Lycaon Posted June 26, 2011 Posted June 26, 2011 this is why we defeated the nazis. Public transport for shit and corrupt gov't, but you have bacon trucks. God Bless America But, we don't have Australia's bacon. If we did, oh the things we could do.
Jables Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Eh, you'd probably get fat and lazy and let your gov't become a socialist nightmare. Seriously man, gift and a curse...
Thelogan Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 We do, we call it fucking ham. Bacon my asshole. Anyone else surprised that the dishes sound surprisingly classy? I was expecting bacon sundaes and shit.
Jables Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 We do, we call it fucking ham. Bacon my asshole. Anyone else surprised that the dishes sound surprisingly classy? I was expecting bacon sundaes and shit. Neg. We're not talking Canadian Bacon here, sir. Come to our country and partake of our greasy wares, then try talking about the supremacy of your silly yankee concept of 'bacon'
amynicole Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 What is your bacon like, jay? I love bacon but hate Canadian bacon. Would I like yours?
Jables Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Ours is basically a thicker, meatier version of yours. It's why I'm positive Logans isn't aware of it since it's really just a better version of yours.
Thelogan Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 I assumed you people were just Canadians with stupider accents. I stand corrected.
Jables Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 we mangle the queen's english by putting 'er on the end of any word ending in a vowel, and don't pronounce R's meant to be in words, ever. We draw the line at saying 'aboot' though.
Jables Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 You have it too though, right? Coulda sworn we had this conversation on msn the other day.
the division of joy Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 Yeah, have some in the fridge. Its just half 3 in the am and I'm in no mood to be cooking.
amynicole Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 No I think id like ours better. I like my bacon thin and crispy, with more fat than meat. That's the best, bacon fat all greasy and crisped up.
Thelogan Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 I like mine thick and chewy, so it seems like, once again, America is FUCKING ME IN THE ASS! I'll go drown my sorrows in some brand new $20 video games and legally perform a fatality. Then maybe I'll appreciate the place more.
Jables Posted June 27, 2011 Posted June 27, 2011 I like mine thick and chewy, so it seems like, once again, America is FUCKING ME IN THE ASS! I'll go drown my sorrows in some brand new $20 video games and legally perform a fatality. Then maybe I'll appreciate the place more. Go eat some $5 takeout you sonovabitch.
Master Star Posted June 28, 2011 Posted June 28, 2011 No one says it as eloquent as Pop Gustafson...BACON! (with a side of cigarettes and beer...lmao!)
Thelogan Posted June 28, 2011 Posted June 28, 2011 Go eat some $5 takeout you sonovabitch. $5 takeout? Maybe on a special occasion. No need to be so extravagant, JZA. It's not like I want steak every night.
Lycaon Posted June 28, 2011 Posted June 28, 2011 $5 takeout? Maybe on a special occasion. No need to be so extravagant, JZA. It's not like I want steak every night. Seriously. $2-3 is just fine. If I feel like splurging a little.
Maldron Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 Good god. Find a butcher, ask for the cut of bacon you want. Fuck.
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