The NZA Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 ...and that is why your state is unworthy of the glory that is the Bacon Bacon truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 You can crisp bacon without burning it, but I guess this is another of those trans-atlantic confusions since our bacon's fucking supreme(and that's about it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 your bacon tastes like canadian bacon: it's good, but needs a bit more burning/crispiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Eh we probably hadn't cooked it right then. These days I've mastered my craft of the breakfast making. Ommeletes are the least of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I prefer bacon that is cooked to the point just before it becomes crisp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 You can crisp American Bacon and we have thick slices just like you guys, it just costs more and isn't typically served in restaurants. Jesus Christ has no-one had thick sliced bacon that's been cooked to the point where it's a nice crispy brown that it just dissolves on your tongue? You're all monsters (except Jay, who's on the same page with me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Fuck your crispy bacon. Fuck it. I will only tolerate it on a sandwich, and I think that's only because the squishy bread texture evens it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 fuck ya'lls bacon elitism. baytor's jumping on JZA's bandwagon cause jay clings to bacon somehow being the one thing the AU gets right like ryan to forgivably four-starring movie reviews. CRISPY4LYFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexorcist Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I love bacon. I mean I really love it. Good American bacon - the crunchy kind, not that flabby stuff you get in other countries. At the risk of offending entire religions and regions, I think much of the unrest in the world is because too many people don't know the joy of bacon. Almost no one who has tasted bacon would willingly blow themselves up or start shooting at someone else. Bacon is worth living for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 fuck ya'lls bacon elitism. baytor's jumping on JZA's bandwagon cause jay clings to bacon somehow being the one thing the AU gets right like ryan to forgivably four-starring movie reviews. CRISPY4LYFE Wait, what? I just said crispy bacon is good, especially when you do it with the really thick cut pieces because it's crunchy but also melts in your mouth when you eat it. I'm challenging peoples' thoughts that "crispy bacon is burnt bacon" the fucking barbarians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 oh. but burning just the edges makes it crunchy...i'm not saying charbroiled, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Nah, not even that. To get it perfect you put it in the oven, it cooks it a lot more evenly and it doesn't shrivel, no burnt edges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Had this exact conversation with DOJ. Baking has it's advantages, just takes longer(which is a major disadvantage for my impatient arse). Frying it up just right is a delicate art but absolutely doable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 ...huh. never baked bacon before, nor thought to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 It's for lazy men who aren't ravenous for the non-kosher heat. I'ma take pics of my sunday efforts and show you how good bacon can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Oven is how restaurants do it if they don't have a griddle, it's why the bacon on burgers is usually better than what you get at, say, Denny's. It doesn't shrink as much, gets evenly cooked, and takes about as long if not less time to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 If they're cooking in bulk and keeping it under a heatlamp, sure. But even a convection oven at top heat wouldn't beat pan frying in a straight race. And if you're trying to tell me differently s skyype call will settle all. Gentleman's wagers are always better when they involve bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Star Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Not sure how most restaurants do it...but I think it would have been impressive to be in the Denny's kitchen during the Baconalia....impressive and greasy... I bet you coulda got it crispy, greasy, flabby, mushy...or pretty much any way you want it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 It wasn't the magic bacon renaissance they made it out to be, it was all just their usual limp cellophane thin chewy bacon as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Star Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 It wasn't the magic bacon renaissance they made it out to be, it was all just their usual limp cellophane thin chewy bacon as usual. Vomit...and probably bowel trouble as well...bleh...lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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