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Hello hondy's... its been awhile

 

 

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oh god you better run because it is that screecher that makes noise with her tongue, Miley Virus. She was taking over by a parasite at the mtv awards show when she started wiping her butt all over everythings and the poor Robert Thick who just stood their and sang because thats all he could do at that time. Viley Myrus is the daughter of another person who does sounds but he is a country man and his only noise he made was an achey breaky noise that people hated. Milly Tires also made a video of her smashing things dead hard with a ball and chain that was so loud, but not loud enough to hide the horrible noise she made from her tongue when she licked hammers and swang naked on the big ball and tried to look dead cute but just looked dead. Myles is always going around saying that things are "Pretty Neet" and when she gets mad at her achy breaky dad she gets all her clothes off and gets her picture taken on magazine covers because the noises she makes doesnt make her famous enough so she has to show off her pieces of chicken and people will think "oh how I do want a piece of chicken now" and we all go to KFC for lunch.

 

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I already gave you a +1 today. You're gonna have to wait.

 

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run for your lives cause its that religious nutcase, Pope Franky. Franklin is the newest Supreme Ruler of the Catholic Church and main boss of the organization. Pops has the power of tongue and can make a kitten weep something hard. His greatest power is the ability to shoot flames out of his slender old fingers. They crack as they straighten as he yells "Kneel you idiot" and shoots fire at those who oppose him. Francine has alot of opinions on important matter like who is the biggest idiot and what the best way to smile is. He also has a dead thin mustache that he uses to confuse his enemies and boy does it make them scratch their heads and makes them look like the biggest dope in the room. Poppa Freds best time was when he traveled to the United States and challenged the President to an arm wrestling match, but Popes kept lighting the president on fire with his old fingers and they just had a big laugh when he burned Joe Biden to a crisp.

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Vaguerant has finally been being, am I right? He's the guy Hondys turns to when they need left handers. Although despite not liking the more conservative right hander style he agrees with many of their hunting policies. Vaguey baby is famous for his thirst for fresh chlorophyll, and goes on treks through the forests for to savagely drink down plants life juice. He has been quoted as saying "It's only fun , when you can see the fear in the it's eyes and hear him scream as you eat him alive." and also "My all time favourite though is eating the young trees in front of it's parents, often I will rub the remains of their dead children into their faces before chopping them down for no reason". Vaginey is a non-cunt version of Jax Meandering Rivers.

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Who's that scout? Why it's Hondys newest boatman Small Norman Mcflurry! Neman is the newest addition to the hondys place of things and hes been quite good at turning us on and knows a lot about cartoons. Normy is at his best when he is kneeling down and looking at things really close. he loves to laugh and sing but Nipple likes singing the best. Mcmucus's favorite thing to do is yell really loud while saying his favorite saying "it's all creamy." Noids favorite time at hondys was when he and metalface met and she scared him dead hard but he wasnt really scared and went tickling instead.

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hold on you guys its that new lady lizard Donald and she aint having it. Dolemite is a skill chef and really knows how to whip up a frenzy in stomachs for lizard meat. And donatellyawhat, she makes the best lizard meat in hondys since thatlogan left. Dizzys best moment was when she bit Plank on the hand and then said not enough lettuce and Plank swore revenge on a fateful day that hasnt come yet. whenevver Da vinci gets mad she turns bright cyan and yells "fork this you idiot" then stabs the air wildly with her plastic shaped forks.

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hold on you guys its that new lady lizard Donald and she aint having it. Dolemite is a skill chef and really knows how to whip up a frenzy in stomachs for lizard meat. And donatellyawhat, she makes the best lizard meat in hondys since thatlogan left. Dizzys best moment was when she bit Plank on the hand and then said not enough lettuce and Plank swore revenge on a fateful day that hasnt come yet. whenevver Da vinci gets mad she turns bright cyan and yells "fork this you idiot" then stabs the air wildly with her plastic shaped forks.

 

DEAD at donatellyawhat. this made my night!!

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