Thelogan Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 (edited) Colby Snacking is for us all to enjoy. Be you spicy or mild, white or orange, soft or hard, there is a place in this world for everyone. I stand before you, as I always have, The People's Cheese. Hot & Spicy What kind of candidate is best equipped to fight for the issues that make snacking so cheese-filled and wonderful? Who will burn with the white-hot passion of a thousand hearts when it comes to standing up for the right to snack? Cheddar Jack Snacking was founded on freedom, and I'll be darned if I had to sit idly by and let the world become a place where a fella can scowl at another for grabbin' a fist full of cheesy goodness whenever the mood strikes him. That's what it's all about folks. White Cheddar People, let us return to a simpler time. Let us trade our youthful indiscretion for peace and quiet. It's time to let cheese be cheese again! Pepper Jack I may not be the sharpest cheese in the room, but seems to me like I'm the perfect combination to get snackers everywhere excited. Seems to me like there's no better choice to help run the show. Baby Swiss While my cheese does in fact have holes, I can assure you that my character does not. I boast youth, vigor, and a nose for flavor that the other candidates simply cannot roll with Italian Four Cheese I have always been one to stand behind choice and variety. I also stand before you as the perfect blend of Parmesan, Romano, Mozzarella and Asiago, working together, in flavor-filled harmony, to accomplish a common goal. Mozzarella The future ahead is a bright one, full of promise and a mild flavor. We must overcome our complacency or crumble at the feet of progress. Vote or Die! Edited February 12, 2012 by Thelogan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 typical newjack baby-swiss votes. it's all hope & change until he's showing his true limburger side. how can you not vote for colby? he's been down for the people since wheat thins and the cookie market were viable contenders, and he'll be there long after these delicious 2-for-1-shit-economy sales end. he's the people's cheese because you can count on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted February 12, 2012 Author Share Posted February 12, 2012 You're actually buying that bullshit? I've got some prime swampland to sell you. Colby's campaign has been financed by known racist groups, a bit of a contradiction to his "I accept everyone" slogan. He's been financially viable only because he has a history of giving contract exclusivity to Longhorn, which is a type of Colby. Yeah, Colby is just like you, unless you're gay, black or Brie. Is that a world you want to live in? Where perfectly qualified job applicants are passed over in order to fill a quota for semi-hard, mild cheese laborers? How do you sleep at night knowing this is your candidate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Yeah, the Colby did kinda remind me of The Smiler... Even before that pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 All of those pics are taken out of context, and nothing shy of complete intellectual dishonesty. but let's not debate the facts about traditional cheese; better to let the lamestream media make up everyone's minds in this echo chamber. i'm personally a bit disappointed in you sally logans, and i hope your legal team is up to snuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 That's not Mrs. Colby... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 Looks like we have a vote for White "supremacist" Cheddar on the ballot. Classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Well, you've already got some hippy liburul Voting for the baby with no Experience, and an Anarchist vote, so i don't why aarty's not Entitled to her vote, just beccause it doesnt' Jive with the Media Bias of your MSNBC pics Back There. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Which is the one that's been on the market for years now? Because I like that one. ... Which means it's no good. It obviously doesn't taste like cheese. It's a loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 Just sayin'. Don't presume to know my political stance based on my vote. I'm not voting for Baby Swiss because I'm a "hippy liberul" as you put it, it's because I'm a pedophI'VE SAID TOO MUCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Colby's at that # 2 spot on the poll that matters. it's like a new day; everywhere, americans are waking up and (re)embracing good, traditional values. looking forward to elite lamestream media spinning this into some support campaign for white "supremacy" cheddar, their celebrity darling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 BULLSHIT! I demand a recount. There was talk of hanging curds in Florida. That's it. i can't live in this country anymore. Now that pinko-commie fucking Hot & Spicy is in charge, the day of a free America will be something we tell our multi-limbed mulatto children about. Enjoy your jobs while you can people, because a fucking immigrant is going to be doing it for less this time next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 It's always Florida... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Voted Hot n' Spicy... because it TASTES good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 Do you even research these things? People like you make me fucking sick, you shouldn't even be allowed to vote. Enjoy your fucking gruel lines and cottage-tration camps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 YOU BET I DID plus I like spicy foods, OKAY YOU CHEEZIST?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lycaon Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 ...Nick, are you possessing Logan? Don't worry, Logan we'll get you help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 spicy! ahhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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