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This is a (semi) serious thread that deals with the very important question: would you hit some of the more "experienced" members of celebrity. Now this isn't to post your fantasies. Just hypotheticals. Also, of course we would all hit Kim Kardashian if she was nude on our beds (shit, I hate the broad and I would still smash) so this about the ladies of music, movies, sports and whatever else gets them on TMZ and the National Enquirer. This isn't taking one for the team by hittin' Rosie or something. These men and women (yes, I'm encouraging the ladies to participate, too) have to have been pretty awesome in their day. Don't forget to post pics and discuss. If you still have questions then here, I'll start:

 

Madonna.jpg

 

Madonna is one of the people that I believe look great for their age (54?). Having said that, of course she has the best body/face money can buy (and doctors can sculpt). She has also been with everyone and their mother. From Sean Penn to JFK, Jr and Vanilla Ice to Dennis Rodman (yikes). And she's a little screwy. Still, its Madonna. I think you gotta do it, huh? Just to say you were with Madonna?

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...pass, she's lookin kinda freaky with those arms too.

 

on the other hand...

 

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What I say about fantasies Mortis?

 

Madonna looking like your aunt, I guess, is a good enough excuse, but diesel arms and gap teeth ain't good enough. This is Madonna, man.

 

Oprah is a good one, but how can you complain about Madonna and think Oprah is ok? I guess Nick is about the money. Madonna has money, too.

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I guess the Olsen twins work. They were once, probably, looked at as little sisters to most of us. That's a good reversal from what I was talkin about. And yeah, I would hit em both at the same time, too :P

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Madonna looking like your aunt, I guess, is a good enough excuse, but diesel arms and gap teeth ain't good enough. This is Madonna, man.

 

they're good enough reasons for me, man. and yes, like a prostitute, i'd possibly think otherwise if this thread is open to indecent proposal situations, but i'm saying the only way i touch that is for a large sum of money. i'm talking "retirement tomorrow is now an option" money.

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Honestly, I'd do it for a relatively small amount of money. But I'm a total whore, and I can say that about practically anyone or anything.

 

But there is no circumstance where I would actively want to bang her. What's kinda fucked is that this is a relatively recent occurrence. Only the last 5-8 years or so. I would still wreck Ray of Light Madonna.

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i hate that the choices so far make me seem picky, i just didnt find moore attractive in the day. she's not bad by any means, just not what does it for me. i mean, i guess i would? the same way i eat taco bell when i'm really hungry.

 

lohan varies by picture but still looks older than her mom. i guess focusing on her glory days would help.

 

 

can we do christina next? because there's only a few miss piggy shots that are even close to having me think hard over it.

 

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