Panch Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 This is a (semi) serious thread that deals with the very important question: would you hit some of the more "experienced" members of celebrity. Now this isn't to post your fantasies. Just hypotheticals. Also, of course we would all hit Kim Kardashian if she was nude on our beds (shit, I hate the broad and I would still smash) so this about the ladies of music, movies, sports and whatever else gets them on TMZ and the National Enquirer. This isn't taking one for the team by hittin' Rosie or something. These men and women (yes, I'm encouraging the ladies to participate, too) have to have been pretty awesome in their day. Don't forget to post pics and discuss. If you still have questions then here, I'll start: Madonna is one of the people that I believe look great for their age (54?). Having said that, of course she has the best body/face money can buy (and doctors can sculpt). She has also been with everyone and their mother. From Sean Penn to JFK, Jr and Vanilla Ice to Dennis Rodman (yikes). And she's a little screwy. Still, its Madonna. I think you gotta do it, huh? Just to say you were with Madonna?
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Iambaytor Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 SNL was spot-on calling her a "weird bucket of muscles", also gap teeth distract me to no end and if I could barely manage Anna Paquin I sure as hell couldn't swing Madonna.
Mortiis558 Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Madonna looks too much like my aunt, I have to pass....
Mortiis558 Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 How about these two hideous atrocities visited upon man lovely young ladies? The one on the left, ya know I might do it, the one on the right can lick my asshole all the meanwhile.
Panch Posted February 27, 2012 Author Posted February 27, 2012 What I say about fantasies Mortis? Madonna looking like your aunt, I guess, is a good enough excuse, but diesel arms and gap teeth ain't good enough. This is Madonna, man. Oprah is a good one, but how can you complain about Madonna and think Oprah is ok? I guess Nick is about the money. Madonna has money, too.
Mortiis558 Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 The Olsen twins are definately not a fantasy, I know you mean to keep it to older women, but aside from Demi Moore I can't think of any other women who would fit the category so I went with the Olsen twins.
Panch Posted February 27, 2012 Author Posted February 27, 2012 I guess the Olsen twins work. They were once, probably, looked at as little sisters to most of us. That's a good reversal from what I was talkin about. And yeah, I would hit em both at the same time, too :P
Thelogan Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Guys, guys...TV and magazine Madonna isn't the real Madonna. She looks terrible. Can you imagine what a fuckin' train wreck is under those panties? I don't even want to think about her saggy old labia. Would NOT hit. No no no no NO.
Panch Posted February 27, 2012 Author Posted February 27, 2012 Ok Logan, who's volcanic vag would you sacrifice your penis to?
Thelogan Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Ellen Burstyn. I could distract myself by asking her what Winston Churchill was like.
Mortiis558 Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Guys, guys...TV and magazine Madonna isn't the real Madonna. She looks terrible. Can you imagine what a fuckin' train wreck is under those panties? I don't even want to think about her saggy old labia. Would NOT hit. No no no no NO. It'd probably look like a fist full of arby's roast beef.
Mortiis558 Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Ohhh wait I know.....Helen Mirren! I'd hit that shit all night long!
alive she cried Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Helen Fuckin' Mirren She's 66...wow, and no photoshop here. Edit: So fucking weird man, great minds and all
Mortiis558 Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Great Minds indeed *high five* I have had a hard-on for her since watching Excalibur when I was 12 or so.
The NZA Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Madonna looking like your aunt, I guess, is a good enough excuse, but diesel arms and gap teeth ain't good enough. This is Madonna, man. they're good enough reasons for me, man. and yes, like a prostitute, i'd possibly think otherwise if this thread is open to indecent proposal situations, but i'm saying the only way i touch that is for a large sum of money. i'm talking "retirement tomorrow is now an option" money.
Thelogan Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Honestly, I'd do it for a relatively small amount of money. But I'm a total whore, and I can say that about practically anyone or anything. But there is no circumstance where I would actively want to bang her. What's kinda fucked is that this is a relatively recent occurrence. Only the last 5-8 years or so. I would still wreck Ray of Light Madonna.
Aartemys Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 How old is old? Howie Long (52) Javier Bardem (42)
Thelogan Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 What about Jack Nicholson? Those are too easy.
Keth Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Demi Moore Madonna has always been hideous to me. So no to her. Lindsay Lohan is pretty rough lookin these days also, though I think i could still manage. ehhhh...
The NZA Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 i hate that the choices so far make me seem picky, i just didnt find moore attractive in the day. she's not bad by any means, just not what does it for me. i mean, i guess i would? the same way i eat taco bell when i'm really hungry. lohan varies by picture but still looks older than her mom. i guess focusing on her glory days would help. can we do christina next? because there's only a few miss piggy shots that are even close to having me think hard over it.
sinestetici Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Hi? Ladies can play too right? Because Yeah. Nick Cave. Im almost sure some of the guys here would want to have their wild way with him as well. I think he's 55, at least according to IMDB. And for any of you still on the fence: /swoon.
the division of joy Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Marina Sirtis. 55, would get it.
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