archangel Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Nick Fury, Jr. No, I'm not kidding. No, this isn't Ultimates...it's 616. No, I'm not kidding. What. The. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 It's really simple honestly: He's a loving tribute to Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury from The Avengers movie which is a tribute to Ultimate Nick Fury from the Ultimates comic which is designed to look like Samuel L. Jackson and was a modern update of the original 616 Nick Fury who is the father of tribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I followed all of that and it makes perfect sense. Bonus point: NZA can now feel less guilty about his one white man crush because it turns out they both have the jungle fever. It's cheap, but you know they're eventually(if not already) going to link Nick Jr to Ultimate Nick anyway, because if there's anything Marvel hates, it's a goddamned coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I would not find it odd if there was an ultimate book about Ultimate Fury infiltrating the 616 as one of Nick Fury's sperm and impregnating a black woman. I would be surprised if it wasn't written by Mark Millar and didn't somehow involve rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Maybe he's the product of Nemesis' incest womb-omb? They were expecting an inbred, but by god at least it was going to be white. That bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I had no idea eyepatches were hereditary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Oh hai, Hollywood's coattails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 My favorite bit of Axel's link: WeaponsPocket explosive device, implied tazer and guns. How does one imply a tazer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldron Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Probably something offpanel that was interpreted tech, not supernatural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 but why we still got ultimate universe then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 Brown Recluse needs a book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 but why we still got ultimate universe then I don't think anybody hasn't asked that question a lot since Ultimatum. Puerto-Rican Spider-Man is really the only thing it has going for it right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 i mean, they're still printing ultimates, ultimate x-men etc, i just dont know who's reading them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Oh you mean Ultimate Comics Ultimates? Brilliant title, that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldron Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Who's reading them? Who is READING THEM? I kinda petered out on all of it. Kid Wolvie in UCX, the nonprogression in UCU, the slow start to UCSM. I've just given up on it. Got distracted by New 52 Blue Beetle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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