Jables Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Rename the FAQ Prometheus Spoilers? Chattin' in the suggestion forum feel so good 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I tapped out early but fun was had in Dublin today. And drinking. I hope the other fuckers are still keeping the dream alive. Also that someone 'panches' that photo of my schlonger. Pleas someone 'panch' that photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Oh and we saw that Joffrey fuck from Game of Thrones. I wasn't 100% but my boy was telling me a wee while ago that he's around town on the reg. Fuck Game of Thrones. End. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Why didn't you do Middle Earth/Skyrim or whatever a favor and take that little punk out!? And killed that Joffery kid, too ;) love ya Nick #nohomo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Why didn't you do Middle Earth/Skyrim or whatever a favor and take that little punk out!? And killed that Joffery kid, too ;) love ya Nick #nohomo ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I'm nearly certain it was joffrey. Either that, or it was someone really unfortunate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Heh. Rather unfortunate either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Eh, kid who plays joffrey always comes across really good in interviews so I can bear no ill will as regards a character he plays. Wasn't into interrupting the guys privacy to find out for certain, but it really couldn't have been anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I'm still annoyed I didn't have sex with either of those girls, or both at the same time, or just had an aul hand shandy while they did each other. This is the begining of the healing period. totally crying on the inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Eh, neither of them had shit on the blonde bar woman. She was like, kidnap material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Quite true, but she was having none of it. I'm surprised that my quality chat up line "I fucking love you" didn't work. I'm telling ya, skirts nowadays. I think chick #2 at that table could've been coerced into a tryst. There was some dude meeting chick #1 (he was actually there with her when I went back), but chick #2 had fucked off. I'd say if we had've just waited a few more minutes. . . Damn Nick and his coddle demands. (I'm dying to know how the coddle went actually - I liked the way I pushed him into getting the veg instead of the fries) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I dunno, I always feel ya gotta hold a little something back. Telling a chick straight up you love her is a bit overwhelming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 You're right. Should have broken out my cock. Rats. hold the balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Put that in your inventory for the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Aw man, 2T gets some serious props for his efforts today. They were like really fucking hot. It takes serious manballs (heh geddit?) to just approach that caliber of girl. I met the man behind the legend and he lived up to it. A rare thing in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 If you meet 2track for the first time believing he is a God, he will surpass your expectations. Long live 2t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I finally have something good for my bucket list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 ... Sigh, I'll always have Megacon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYZ!!!! TALKING IN THE SUGGESTION BOX IZ DOPE!!!!1!1!1!! Not null 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Any idea where the old boy is now? What European has the highest concentration of house boy hookers? I say that's where. Also thank fuck that donger photo never saw the light of day. Stupid daytime drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Also thank fuck that donger photo never saw the light of day. Stupid daytime drinking. Don't celebrate just yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 You dirty bollocks! At least do us a favor and cover up the offending appendage with something tasteful. Daytime drinking you've done it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 lol gross. fukin samson pubes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Believe you me it's a whole lot better than seeing my actual dick. I know, I see the horrible fucker every damn day. A repugnant little spud be he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) We finally have photo's. Let us go on a journey around Oi-r-land. As always click on images to enlarge. We start off in Cork City, where Nick's ancestors came from. Nick was fascinated by the idea of "boxercise". Cool little lane way. We then went on a day trip to Kinsale Harbour (also in Co. Cork). Cool old mast. The Nick poses in his inimitable way. After Cork we headed up to Galway City, where we met up with Shane (Crimsonfire). From there we went on an amazing bus tour around the Galway and Clare countryside. This is the part of Ireland people think of, when they think of Ireland. We started off in Corcomroe Abbey. A 12th Century monastery, construction was started in 1194. Nick stares up in awe, he was like a kid in a playground. This was the doorway to the altar, it was made this small so that anyone entering into the altar would have to bow. The tomb of Eddard Stark, the head of House Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Lord Paramount of the North. Ezio waits for the perfect moment to assassinate his next target. Our next stop on the bus tour was a Fairy Fort or what Tolkein would like to call The Shire. from wiki Tradition claimed that ringforts were "fairy forts" imbued with Druids' magic and believers in the fairies did not alter them. The early pre-Celtic inhabitants of Ireland (known as the Tuatha Dé Danann and Fir Bolg) came to be seen as mythical and were associated with stories of fairies, also known as the "Good People". Fairy forts and prehistoric Tumuli were seen as entrances to their world.[3] Even cutting brush, especially the sceach or whitethorn, on fairy forts was reputed to be the death of those who performed the act.[4] The tree in the middle that was torn down by a "brave" farmer. There is a tradition of writing your wishes on paper attaching them to the tree and then burning them, in the hope that the fairies will grant your wish. An enchanted Nick. Our next stop of note was Poulnabrone Dolmen in the Burren from wiki Poulnabrone Dolmen (Poll na mBrón in Irish meaning "hole of the quern stones" (bró in Irish)") is a portal tomb in the Burren, County Clare, Ireland, dating back to the Neolithic period, probably between 4200 BC to 2900 BC. It's one best preserved Dolmens in all of Euro....ah for fuck's sake Shane, we're standing in a national monument, get off your fucking phone. More than a little impressed you can get a signal though, in an area that my mother would describe as "behind, the back of beyond". Nick, Shane and a big rock...epic. Random old house. Random old car. Non random, ancient Celtic high cross. Also note angry Obama just to the left of the cross, he looks like he's about to fuck someone's shit right up. Detail. Detail from the church housing the high crosses, love the colour of the lichen. Cool wall of fire and police badges, in the pub where we stopped for lunch and had some excellent award winning salmon. Random countryside. Old school Irish thatched cottage. Ireland Stonecutters chapter. No Nicks allowed (we can have one). Shadowfax, just chillin', waitin' for Gandalf. Next stop was by Nick's account the highlight of the trip, the Cliffs of Moher in Co. Clare. from wiki The Cliffs of Moher (Irish: Aillte an Mhothair)[1] are located at the southwestern edge of the Burren region in County Clare, Ireland.[2] They rise 120 metres (390 ft) above the Atlantic Ocean at Hag's Head, and reach their maximum height of 214 metres (702 ft) just north of O'Brien's Tower, eight kilometres to the north.[3] The cliffs receive almost one million visitors a year(1/6th the population of our country) Ambience? We do it right. Go...jump. Nick sits on the edge of Europe, looking back across at "home"...home's Canada right? Shane, fucking terrified. Nick hangs onto the edge for securi...Jesus fucking Christ Shane, if you don't get off that fucking phone. To be fair, he was organising the next day off work so he could hang with us. Wow...those blacks dots along the top of the cliff? People. More random countryside. The lads, wha? Our last stop of an amazing bus tour, Dunguaire Castle. Next and final leg of trip, Dublin City. For Jax and Tulip, Jim Larkin. He was the first Irish trade union leader, and founder of the Trade Union Ireland and the Irish Labour Party. Dublin GPO, the site where the Proclamation of the Republic (Declaration of Independence) was first read, the tricolour was first raised and Cassidy's brother kicked Michael Collins in the arse. Bullet holes from the 1916 rebellion. Just in front of that, the fucking.... Spire. Fuck off a second, we has a 2track. Ross joins our reindeer games. He's here two minutes, and he has Nick drinking (what can only be described as horsepiss) in the streets. That's a hangover face if ever I saw one. 2t in front of his "future self". Sgt Hondo's Lonely Nerds Club Band*, featuring their classic lineup: Nick aka The NZA Shane aka Crimsonfire Ross aka The Division Of Joy 2track aka 2track and Old lady in the red jacket. *I am so doing a tribute to that album cover using Hondonians and Hondonian memes. Nick struggling to keep the horsepiss down. Oh God here it comes. Quick, wash the sick back down with more horsepiss, it's the Irish way. Shane and Ross look on with anxious smiles. "How the fuck are we going to explain to Kertins that Nick's liver exploded from 2track's horsepiss?" Nick, what if you tried...not drinking...horsepiss? Trinity College. I tried to take an arty shot here but 2t ruine...wait, photo's can only be bettered by 2t's presence, stoopid ASC. In Trinity we saw but weren't allowed to take photo's of, The Book of Kells is one of the most famous and finest of a group of manuscripts in what is known as the Insular style, it is a masterwork of Western calligraphy and represents the pinnacle of Insular illumination. It is also widely regarded as Ireland's finest national treasure. Produced from the late 6th through the early 9th centuries in monasteries in Ireland, Scotland and England and in continental monasteries with Hiberno-Scottish or Anglo-Saxon foundations And the Trinity College Library, it felt like walking into a Sherlock Holmes book. Afterwards we hit the pub, where Wayne (Soldier of Fortune) joins the fray. (bad camera work can be blamed on horsepiss fumes) Words...there are none. But this picture has everything. Awesome cover variant. From the right angle NSFW, but not as much you want, ye can't handle that yet, why do ye think it took me so long to post these? Shane reels from what he just witnessed and Cassidy is caught with his glasses off. Hondo's Irish chapter dick group shot. The exact moment Nick officially became Irish. I remember Nick described American Guinness as "like tar". After an Irish one? "cream" Tony and Steve enjoy some Shawarma (sloppy kebabs). Ross decides to raise his middle finger in a photo for a chan...wait, look at the plates, mine is licked clean, Ross' is empty, Shane's has a few scraps, but Nick's? Jesus man, you're putting the legend of fat Americans to shame. Post drinks Ross and Nick starting slipping from our plane of existence. I think it may something to do with the fact that both their mothers fell in love with me, they now have to travel back to 1977 and 1986 respectively, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping that their next leap will be their leap home. Statue of James Joyce. Nick touristing it up, in front of the Spire. The courtyard of Dublin Castle, the site where Britain handed control of Ireland back to the us after we won the War Of Independence. And where at the beginning of the ceremony "Lord Lieutenant Fitzalan remarked that (Michael) Collins had arrived seven minutes late for the 16 January 1922 ceremony, Collins replied, "We've been waiting over seven hundred years, you can have the extra seven minutes"". Nick is impressed by the security measures. Padlocks of love on The Ha'penny bridge. Christchurch Cathedral. Inside Underground in Chrustchurch's Crypt. Poor lighting so the photo's aren't great. I love the wording of this one. "who died in the seventy sixth year of his age". One of the famous Guinness black gates. Next stop Killmainham Gaol, many famous Irish political prisoners were held here, including Robert Emmet, C.S. Parnell and the leaders of the Easter 1916 Rising. and also several films were shot here, including In The Name Of the Father, Michael Collins and The Italian Job (the good one). The cell where Eamon de Valera was held, he was the only Easter Rising leader not assassinated as he was an American citizen. Sassin' the tour guide? That's a jailin' View from inside a cell. The site where the Easter Rising leaders were executed. Monument to those same rebels that were executed, outside the jail. And an informative message from a Dublin local. What a nice way to end our tour. It was an epic trip, loved every second of it, I think (hope) Nick did as well. It was great having him here, hopefully he'll survive the second leg of his trip on the mainland and come back again soon. p.s. That cunt Janet Jackson stole our idea 2t, look at this shit. Edit: corrected arty pic 2t "ruined". Edited June 7, 2012 by alive she cried 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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