IceManML Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 My Damies, watching an adult swim commercial, for once blew my mind. This is essentially Chuck Norris (the human chuck norris) Vs Jim Kelly. Except, these 2 are ex military mercenaries who will not hesitate to murder a school of children if they thought it would save the world. I was about to side w Brock until i realized Black Dynamite is ex CIA. I mean, they're even pretty much equal in pimpin da hunny dips. Someone please tell me: who wins this fight?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Exhibit A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Exhibit B im out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IceManML Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 Lol!!!! Now I know where this is from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ByzEXY_VU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 Man.. I wish I could change my vote to Brock. I just remembered that a ninja (although hilarious as fuk) hung out with Black dynamite while he questioned joe jackson. If that were brock, that "ninja" woulda been dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 (edited) Brock. Brock vs. Molotov Cocktease however... Edited August 16, 2012 by HypnotizinChikns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Brock all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 buncha racists up in hurr I just remembered that a ninja (although hilarious as fuk) hung out with Black dynamite while he questioned joe jackson. If that were brock, that "ninja" woulda been dead. that was the Head Ninja In Charge, dude. he provided intel, and stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 buncha racists up in hurr Don't say such things about yourself. Resorting to playing the race card in an argument doesn't necessarily make you racist (it just makes you lazy ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldron Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Well, the poll question is specifically asking "who pimps better with an iron kung-fu fist," and the answer to that can only be Black Dynamite, as Brock does not pimp or kung-fu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 maldron logics, where ly doesnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 But the title of the thread says "Brock Samson vs Black Dynamite." maldron logics, where ly doesnt I'm sorry, did you have something to say, Mr. Race Card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldron Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 And the arena in which they compete is clearly pimping with kung-fu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 it's in the poll, if you read the poll I'm sorry, did you have something to say, Mr. Race Card? it's hard to hear you through that hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 it's in the poll, if you read the poll it's hard to hear you through that hood Then why are you wearing it? Also, The choices do not go along with the spirit of the poll question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 And the arena in which they compete is clearly pimping with kung-fu. Lol .. mal.. Pimp just means "get ass on command" and Kung fu is the southerrrn mans way of sayin martial arts ...tho I'm not from the south. See what I did there? Brock is a judo master as black dynamite is a king fu master however they're both deadly at both striking AND grappling. Don't be so literal.. GOSH!! Also, The choices do not go along with the spirit of the poll question. Would it have been better had I simply said "who wins?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 don't mind Ly, ice...the animated bigotry makes him feisty sometimes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 Understood. But I've never seen such a big deal made about a polls titles.. Lol it's not like I'm asking "who wins at jeet kune do: mike Tyson or Bruce lee?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 IceMan- Actually, I'm arguing that the choices do not go along with the spirit of the poll question (as interpreted by Maldron). The "who would win" translation works much better. Nick- You're quite animated, and your bigotry does irk. It's all good, though; you're our lovable jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldron Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Lycaon - Voting for Brock, Channeling Bullhorn, BD's Sidekick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I haven't actually voted (and don't plan to, until I see more Black Dynamite). I just couldn't resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 single greatest fight scene ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 But the title of the thread says "Brock Samson vs Black Dynamite." A title does not entirely guide the direction of a thread. The first post should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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