Visitant Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 (edited) Dear good people of Hondos, Posting recently in the "Favorite Song By" thread, I got to thinking about a couple things in terms of Hondos and music. The first is that I have a problem with making Spotify playlists. Seriously, I have a bunch of them, and I was wondering if any of you do too. If so, i'd love for you to post the links to them below so we can check them out. It's pretty cool that we all have varied musical interests and personally I am always looking for new music to listen to, especially if its outside of one of the genres that I don't normally jam out to. So if you have Spotify, post the shit out of those playlists you might have made so we can check out what you listen to. But on to the main topic here, and that is the Hondos Bar Jukebox playlist! What is the Hondos Jukebox? Well, the title of the fucking place we all waste our free time in is called Hondos Bar. If you've ever spent any time at all in a shitty little bar and tried to use the jukebox, you know there is only one rule to it: You will have to put up with others shitty music before you get to listen to your shitty music So! With that idea in mind, I have created the Hondos Bar Jukebox on Spotify But Bindy, WHY would you do this? First and foremost, because I can and I always need a new project of some kind. Think of it as a way to get to know one another through music, and also if we ever have any actual gatherings, we can use this as a default playlist to toss on while we are all drinking and making fun of one another where at least everyone can hear one freaking song they like. Ok, I'm sold, how do I contribute? I'm so glad you asked that, question in the text bubble above my head. We don't just let anyone put their musical selections on the list, because that's what losers would do. To be a contributor to the playlist you must be a part of the club. No, but seriously, how do I contribute? God dammit text bubble, calm your tits (do text bubbles have tits? we should revisit this subject in the philosophy forum, I think). To be a part of the club that contributes, all you need to do is subscribe to said playlist! See, it's not that hard! Ok, but where the fuck is the playlist. If you would stop sassing me, and shut the fuck up, I would tell you! If you head over to the HTML version of our lovely little playlist here: Hondos Bar Jukebox you can SUBSCRIBE to said playlist there! Yeah but where the fuck do I tell you what to add to the playlist once I've done that? Listen here you insolent little shit, I've had about enough of your endless questions. What the hell do you think this forum thread is for? It's certainly not for Linda Lovelace clown car porn. (I know, I've checked ALL the threads). Anyway, like I was trying to say. Once you have subscribed, just post what songs you would like to have added to the Hondos Jukebox and once I have verified your human identity and licked your firstborn (if you don't have one we can come to an arrangement) I will happily add your songs to the playlist for everyone to insult and enjoy! Seriously, that was a lot of words. Can you explain it all a bit easier? You god damn piece of shit. You were one of those kids who got a trophy for just showing up didn't you? Fine. Here's the TL:DR version. TL:DR Hondos Jukebox on Spotify is a thing you can find here - https://play.spotify...utm_medium=open Subscribe to the playlist Submit the songs you want on there in this thread Masturbate while crying over all the mistakes you made growing up (the final part may or may not be optional, it's up to you) That's pretty cool of you physical Bindy, but you need to lead by example the way Scott Summers would do in a Jean Grey gangbang. Give us an example of the posts we have to make because we can't think for ourselves! Fine you little shit, I'll give you an example because obviously my amazing instructions are not good enough for you. Would you like me to hold your cock while you pee too? You know what, don't answer that. Here we go!!! Bindusara: Hey guys, I just subscribed to the Hondos playlist on Spotify. Other me said it was a good idea, and to be honest I did not believe him at first because he once told me to stick my cock in a bean burrito that had just come out of the microwave while we were drunk and the next day I had no idea why my cock burned and smelled like a Mexican hideaway. But all things considered I thought I would give this a shot so here are the playlists I have on Spotify currently for you guys to check out! My general rock/metal playlist is here; Rock out time My playlist of the most important video game tracks on Spotify can be found here: Video Games 101 If you dig Ambient music or want to try it out, check this out! Ambient 101 If you want funny songs or songs by comedians, check out To Laugh If you want to check out Bluegrass covers of popular songs go to: What is this? I can't even. Maybe Chiptune music is something you want to try out! If so, head here: Chiptune Dance Party If you want to know what I sleep to, look at: Le Sleeps If you want a playlist based on shitty 90s "alternative" I listened to growing up, go here: Something, something, playlist Maybe you want something sappy to fuck your girlfriend doggy-style to while you think about her sister! You can find that here: The Softer Side Also in the 90s, techno was a thing so maybe you might like: ...and then the club was jumpin' If depression sucks and you want some feel good music, go here: Feels Good, Man And last but not least, here's shit I've "liked" while I listen to Spotify: Liked from Radio Now that I have successfully contributed the playlists I have currently on top of SUBSCRIBING to the Hondos Bar Jukebox , I want you to acknowledge that I am a true Hondoian. Don't listen to the text bubble guy, he's an ass and always eats all the queso before anyone else gets a shot at it. I would very much like you to add "Come and get your love" by Redbone to the Hondos Bar Jukebox , because I loved Guardians of the Galaxy and I want to subject everyone to the soundtrack while they beat off thinking about their broken childhoods and lost dreams. Also, it might remind some people of that time their uncle tried to touch their bathing suit area during Thanksgiving dinner! You can submit as many songs as you like once you have subscribed. I will do the best I can to spread out artist repeats (because who needs to listen to 30 Eminem songs back to back) and I look forward to all of your inputs on this playlist! p.s: Fuck the text bubble guy, he's a bit of a dick. Sorry about that. Edited October 11, 2014 by Bindusara 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I love you for using that song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend Airbourne - Raise The Flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted October 11, 2014 Author Share Posted October 11, 2014 Your tracks are on there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Don't let Ryan do this. His taste in music is horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Buster Poindexter – House Of The Rising Sun Iron Savior - titans of our time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted October 14, 2014 Author Share Posted October 14, 2014 I got your House of the Rising sun request in, I couldn't find titans of our time on there. I tossed in a few new songs too, some Richard Cheese, Megadeth, Panic! At the Disco and some classic rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted October 15, 2014 Author Share Posted October 15, 2014 MH is back! She's got to have some suggestions - and speaking of! We only have an hour or so of music on there so far! We need more stuff for the jukebox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Hang on to your bloomers, Betty. I'm gonna thropw a whole bunch of shit at you. Bang, Bang - Nancy Sinatra 18th Floor Balcony - Blue October Afternoon Delight Alive - Pearl Jam Better Man - Pearl Jam Daughter - Pearl Jam Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl Jam Possum Kingdom - Toadies Tyler - Toadies Creep - Radiohead Good - Better than Ezra Mirror - Lil' Wayne Bad Girls - M.I.A. Baby on Fire - Die Antwoord Black Skinhead - Kanye Extraterrestrial - Katy Perry Dark Horse - Katy Perry 1234 - Feist She's so Heavy - Beatles Doin' Time - Sublime The Real Thing - Faith No More Regulate - Warren G Book of Secrets, the whole album - Loreena McKennitt Bad Moon Rising - CCR Green River - CCR Down o the Corner - CCR Lookin' out my Back Door - CCR King without a Crown - Matisyahu Still Remains - STone Temple Pilots Black Betty - Ram Jam Christian Woman - Type O Negative Wildflowers - Tom Petty Don't come Around Here no More - Tom Petty Down Home Girl - Old Crow Medicine Show A Boy named Sue - Johnny Cash Amarillo - George Strait Neam Moon - Brooks and Dunn Burnin SKy - Bad Comapny Carry on Wayward Son, Kansas Closer - NIN Lady - Styx Crash Into Me - Dave Mathews The current - Blue Man Group Danger! High Voltage - Electric Six Desert Rose - Sting Fields of Gold - Stineg I alone - Live Run to the Water - Live Dolphin's Gry - Live I Feel Love - Blue Man Group By Your Side - Sade Somebody Already Broke my Heart - Sade Lover's Rock - Sade 99 Problems - Jay Z White Lines - Grandmaster Flash Sabotage - Beastie Boys Killing Me Softly - Fugees California Love Doo Wop - Lauryn Hill Come to my Window - Melissa Ethridge Crossroads - Bone Thugs Work It - Missy Elliott Sober - Tool Ms. Jackson - Outkast My ain True Love - Allison Krauss Baby Got Back Southern Girl - Erykah Badu That's all I can think of for now. Have fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 Added a TON of what you have listed there. Excellent Choices! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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