The NZA Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 indiegogo We, The Order of Yoni, have prepared technology making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing a quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess. The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel ... 1) BDSM ale – sour ale made with smoked plums and vaginal lactic acid bacteria of red-head or brunette model, 2) Blond ale made with wheat malt, saffron and edible gold, with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a blond-haired model or celebrity, And many, many of other great beers, based on Anime, history, modern culture, etc., with other beautiful models … Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I don't think this would produce much alcohol unless she had a yeast infection. Lactic acid bacteria do not make alcohol to my knowledge. I can't believe I responded to this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donatella Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n 2099 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 No one is buying the Bloody Mary flavor, are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Before I clicked this thread I was thinking....let this be about someone calling out shitty beer like bud light or something. Please don't let this be about actual vaginal beer. ...you never [always] disappoint me hondos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I just want this thread to go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayneLane Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Not going to lie, we (Keith is next to me) clicked out of morbid curiosity... And it's exactly what I thought it was... Unfortunately... @.@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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