Keth Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I mean... Pete is in high school, so why wouldnt he have a book bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n 2099 Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 (edited) Liz Allen: "Hey, isn't that the Spider-Man swinging out of the science wing? And is he wearing a bookbag?" Flash Thompson: "Doesn't Parker have the same one?" Liz: "... OMG..." Flash: "I KNOW! Parker is, totally, trying to copy Spidey!" Liz: "..." Edited July 25, 2016 by Da Cap'n 2099 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 (edited) Pickin' and a choosin' Literally any of Spidey's non retarded enemies: Hey I sure hate that Spider-Man. He keeps getting in my shit. Hey you! Private Investigator. Private Investigator: Who me? Literally any of Spidey's non retarded enemies: Yeah you. Follow him home, but always think happy thoughts. Private Investigator: Ah, okay. It's not as if I'm always angry on the job. Literally any of Spidey's non retarded enemies: Just do it! No bad or threatening thoughts towards him. Private Investigator: Alright, alright. Jesus man. Okay I need half now and half on delivery of unmasked photos. Literally any of Spidey's non retarded enemies: You will get your payment when that darned arachnid's identity is known to me. Private Investigator: Half now, or I walk. Literally any of Spidey's non retarded enemies: (to him/herself) God damn fuckin'. Private Investigator: You say something? Literally any of Spidey's non retarded enemies: No, jus...just get me those photos....fuckin' prick. Four hours later Private Investigator: Here they are. Literally any of Spidey's non retarded enemies: Cheers. Edited July 25, 2016 by alive she cried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_U_SPACECOWBOY Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Those "wings" look impractical as hell. "Practical" is not a word I would use to describe an old man dressed as a giant green bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 (edited) "Practical" is not a word I would use to describe an old man dressed as a giant green bird. Yeah, but it's not as out of the ordinary as you'd think. Plus wings beats the hell out of a mobility scooter. That is...unless... Edited July 28, 2016 by Mr. Hakujin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n 2099 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Practical: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Wrong movie. That's from the He-man set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 ^Axel Braun's He-Man movie set, maybe. He-Man & the Masterbators of the Universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 oh this'll be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 But now she can't be a jive talking imbecile because that would be totally racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Nemo McFly Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Lookin' like this is the first official poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Awww shit Yep, it looks like Woodbine is playing Herman Shultz, aka The Shocker, which adds a little more credence to that previously leaked call sheet. (It also listed Hannibal Buress as a gym teacher at Peter Parker’s high school — something the comedian confirmed last week.) That would bring the total number of villains in Spider-Man: Homecoming to three, which may elicit a little bit of skepticism; one of the biggest criticisms of the previous Spidey films was that some of them tried to juggle too many villains at once. But with Michael Keaton as The Vulture and Michael Chernus as The Tinkerer, it’s possible that The Shocker’s involvement will be brief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Calling it now, Vulture will be the main bad guy, Shocker will be an act one villain, and the Tinkerer will be the guy supplying them with tech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Nemo McFly Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Makes sense. btw - Hondos' spoiler-logic really doesn't. LOL - just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I think that brings up something I've felt pretty strongly about for a while - and that's that a lot of genre movies with multiple baddies just don't work. Mostly this is due to the old school hollywood thinking that every villian must have equal if not more screen time as the hero. Nolan did an ok job with his handling of the scarecrow, because he was kinda this reoccurring thing that showed you - nope this is Batman's life, he has multiple bads to fight in a day. I think if speeder man handles the villains the same way with one BIG villain as the main bad - it will give us a better perspective that this is, while young, an experienced SM that deals with multiple menaces on a daily basis and maybe has trouble balancing that and his work/school life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 7, 2016 Author Share Posted September 7, 2016 agreed - i too have hopes it'll work here (and towards that end, showing how very chaotic pete's life gets)...but there's no denying flicks like Daredevil and multiple Spidey movies have suffered from having too many villains on board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Nemo McFly Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 They did that w/ Amazing Spidey 2 and Rhino. A throw-away super-villain encounter. 'A day in the life.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 7, 2016 Author Share Posted September 7, 2016 yeah, but you could also have removed goblin's son and electro too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 (edited) I think that brings up something I've felt pretty strongly about for a while - and that's that a lot of genre movies with multiple baddies just don't work. Mostly this is due to the old school hollywood thinking that every villian must have equal if not more screen time as the hero. Nolan did an ok job with his handling of the scarecrow, because he was kinda this reoccurring thing that showed you - nope this is Batman's life, he has multiple bads to fight in a day. I think if speeder man handles the villains the same way with one BIG villain as the main bad - it will give us a better perspective that this is, while young, an experienced SM that deals with multiple menaces on a daily basis and maybe has trouble balancing that and his work/school life. I think Nolan handled multiple villains best, and he did it in Dark Knight. You've got the mob bosses, (but they're really more Joker adversaries), then you've got Joker, and finally Two-Face. All these villains flow in a central story, which pivots around Joker. Hopefully Homecoming is more TDK than Batman Forever in its handling of multiple villains. Edited September 12, 2016 by Mr. Hakujin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n 2099 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Hey, no ill speak of Batman Forever. Batman & Robin? Yes. Batman Forever? Don't you think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Batman & Robin is the worst, but Forever ain't that far behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n 2099 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 BANNED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 thwip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Nemo McFly Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I hope Spidey gets his shit together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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