TopDawg540 Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 I'm down for a 24hours rampage, lemme know what part I get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 (edited) (It's been a while but I think I got a good one down) (Eminem: Without Me) To All "Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..." Two trailer park shits I beat outside, I beat outside, I beat outside. Two trailer park shits I beat outside, I beat outside, I beat outside. "Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Guess who's back, back again Spongebob’s back, tell yo mama Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back... Verse 1: You created a monster, cuz nobody wants IC no more they want Spongebob I'm chopped liver Well if you want Spongebob, then this is what I'll give ya A little bit of me mixed with some irritating Some few posts that will jumpstart my heart quicker Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey" You waited this long to stop debating Cuz I'm back, Your on the rag and ovulating I know you I got ta go now But your bitchyness is complicating So the Admins won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see They tried to shut me down on DD But it feels so empty without me So come on dip, bum on your lips Fuck that cum on your lips and some on your tits And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my fights, "Fuck you IC!" Chorus: Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me Verse 2: Little hellions, The Bad Guy feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their that he is the only gay guy He start feeling like prison is helpless, Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "You’re my bitch" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, Pollutin' the threads a rebel So let me just revel and bask, In the fact that everyone’s kissing my ass And it's a disaster such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me? Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna Listen in and then I'm gonna enter Into the front of your skin like a splinter The center of attention back ta be the winner I'm interesting, the best thing since nothing Infesting in your kids ears and nesting Testing "Fuck You" Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my 10 cents I thought the board was free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? Chorus 2x: Verse 3: A tisk-it a task-it, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Jax, you can get your ass kicked Worse than them little Chiefy bastards, And Heartless, you can get stomped by my greatness, Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno Now lets go, just give me the signal I will be there with a whole list full of new insults I've been dope, suspenseful with a computer Ever since SOF turned himself into a shooter But sometimes the shit just seems, Everybody only wants to discuss me So this means I'm disgusting, But its just me I'm just obscene Though I'm not the first troll of DD, no I am the worst thing since Michael Jackson, To do shit so selfishly And use it to get myself popular (Hey) There's a concept that works 207 other posters emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty without me Chorus 2x: Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la Long One...................... Edited March 4, 2003 by Spongebob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 I was thinking of a freestyle thing.. Each post would start off w/ the chorus 2X "If you had 24 hours to live, just think. where would you go, what would you do, who would you screw? And who would you want to notify, or would you ass deny that your ass's about to die. If you had 24 hours to live, just think. where would you go, what would you do, who would you screw? And who would you want to notify, or would you ass deny that your ass's about to die." And then roll into some cool ass freestyle. Whadayathink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 (It's been a while but I think I got a good one down) I think its safe to say that one was a pure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Wow, that shark's biting pretty hard... a good effort tho Spongey, keep em comin man. Ok, downloadin the track, ill look over the lyrics and we'll pick verses i guess....how many are there again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 The Realest Beaner to the beat BIG & 50 Cent - My Nigga <background guy> I love beaners!... I love beaners, cause beaners are me!! It's only natural to love that which is me... I love watchin' beaners go through changes... I love watchin' beaners shoot the shit w/ other beaners... ::continues rambling a/b beaners:: </background guy> KOS, this is for you baby! I got you scared like a hooker running from the cops, look like a Milk ad from suckin' so much fuckin' cock. I'm not intimidated by your techniques of shock, Load my glock, now lets see how many cops I rock. One by one, I knock bitches out somethin' nice, your crew's got the street cred of Vanilla Ice. Look twice, bitch I'll deplete you like my bank account, It's paramount, when I rhyme the bitches start to shout like "Oh my god!" The King has returned, don't lie, you know faggots in MCIII is plain scurrd. Damn you herrd, I'm rockin' bitches like an avalanche... Makin' MCIII & Patos Malos shit they' pants! They see me comin', like the Pointer Sisters they "Jump Up", Lookin' round for skillz, deep down those bitches suck. Take a chance, my rhymes will put you in a freakin' trance, while I make your girl jiggle like a booty dance. Take a quick look at the odds of beating me, dog. I'd put my money on "Benny goes to synagogue." Or how about this one, "Jumbie drops a battle rap." or "JMT doesn't ruin this thread by talkin' crap." Whatever the case, you better have your shit ready, I'm like a machete, I'll cut you down & leave you bloody, Just gimme the money, the bitches and the fame and I'll let the Patos & MCIII keep the change. <chorus> I'm the realest beaner, Don't try to act like you don't feel this beaner, I'll make your girl do tricks upon my weener, Chiefy's a beaner, here comes the neener, I'm the winner and the beaner fo' sho'! I'm the realest beaner, Don't try to act like you don't feel this beaner, You need a microscope to find your weener, Chiefy's a beaner, here comes the neener, I'm the winner and the beaner fo' sho'! <chorus> Don't think the Patos are immune to my fire, one listen, your head just blows out like a Firestone tire. First Ario comes out like his shit is worth, I left him stunned & I think he got his feelins hurt. ...Man... who the ::bleep:: is Duado? Just another dumb duck I lay flat inside my enchilado. The way you rhyme, it reminds me of Mystikal, (yeah!) you grabbed one line & dropped 150 syllables. (dammit...) I'm sorry, I didn't get what you were sayin', seen retards write better rhymes, fool, I ain't playin! And IC? You better start writin' your own rhymes, I'll have your girl moaning like its Muslim prayer time. Face to the east and just assume the position, I'm-a buck up all you faggots til I run out of ammunition. Leave you wishin' - that I'd just leave you alone, make like Destiny's Child & change the number on your freakin' phone. Heard they call R-E-F's coochie - the "Dirty South", took 10 men w/ sandblasters just to clean her out. Didn't know Patos Malos recruit mascots, the seal keeps clappin', I think I'll let Freebird take the shot. ::pow!:: And that's a real cali girl for ya, mess with the skillz, she'll leave you past tense like Tom Sawyer. Call the lawyers, this beaner's breaking all the rules, Slappin' fools, makin' haters regret what they choose. I never lose - I just let you win, leave your baby momma with a nut shot right across her chin, ...and won't even hand her a towel, stick it in her ::bleep::, make her eyes open like a freakin' owl. <chorus> I'm the realest beaner, Don't try to act like you don't feel this beaner, You should see what your girl does to my weener, Chiefy's a beaner, here comes the neener, I'm the winner and the beaner fo' sho'! I'm the realest beaner, Don't try to act like you don't feel this beaner, Go take some classes you just a begeener, Chiefy's a beaner, here comes the neener, I'm the winner and the beaner fo' sho'! <chorus> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 Wow, that shark's biting pretty hard...a good effort tho Spongey, keep em comin man. Ok, downloadin the track, ill look over the lyrics and we'll pick verses i guess....how many are there again? Doesn't matter how many verses... everybody should contribute their aspect of the subject... 24 hours to live Just drop 24 lines or so, and that's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 like "Oh my god!" The King has returned,don't lie, you know faggots in MCIII is plain scurrd. Damn you herrd, I'm rockin' bitches like an avalanche... Makin' MCIII & Patos Malos shit they' pants! ahhh shit.... lol.... that was great..... by far your best work chief! i liked my lil cameo too... heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 credit where its due: that was a good comeback track. I dont think you appreciated Kermit but thats ok, i wont make myself look bad by not givin my opponents their props: nice. My favorite bits: Take a quick look at the odds of beating me, dog.I'd put my money on "Benny goes to synagogue." Or how about this one, "Jumbie drops a battle rap." or "JMT doesn't ruin this thread by talkin' crap." haha....had to squeeze that last one in there i see... oh, and your shines on Duado & Robitussums...those were a trip. Wow, i got off pretty easy....either way, enjoy your last words, my friend... PS and now a public service announcement for certain spam cans: "Birdy, holla at ya boy, get that loot & ride, but please dont make the mistake, of takin this beaner's side, I would hate to turn this battle to an all & out war, but if push comes to shove, ill leave his partners on the floor..." That's the Patos Malos sayin we got nothin on you, were cool, so do the right thing girly...hah.... ill work on a 24 hour verse tomorrow, after that...Chief chokes on enchiladas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 For this freebirdy, being a bitch comes easily Didn’t know siding with my boy, would stir controversy Just cause he popped them mad flows from day one Just cause he fought them battles, and yes won Just cause he got more skills than most of those here Just cause he got them clans huddled in fear Shouldn’t be a surprise, when with him, I side Cause bitch, Im his bonnie, and yes, he’s my clyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Bitch betta check the settings on yo internet filter, Cos you know my uncouth rhymes are only gonna get filthier, Your rhymes are getting desperate, shots that I'm single, Nah that's you, noone wants to give your clit a tingle, Then you start taking shots at my penis size, You'd be the jealous one if you heard my bitch's cries, Think you're trynna compensate, are you missing a rack, Or is yo pussy stretched from turning tricks for crack? Bitch you and I know, that you're out of ammo, So you see Slapaho, try and form a duo, Aw, ain't that sweet, they be giving each other props, Just remember Bonnie and Clyde were killed by the cops... Bucket, you got a nerve calling the Irish rejects, You Brits are the ones with the superiority complex, At least you admit that you are a masturbater, But bitch you believe that you're a master baker? Frankly I didn't eat any, it looked pretty shite, When I said that I had some, I was just bein polite, But props to yo flows you been givin it raw, For the sake of alliance I'd call it a draw, You showed me you're hand, so I won't slap it away, But you best understand who's in authoritay, You know that we're packing more heat than the sun, You ain't gonna lead us but you can ride shotgun... So Chief you come back and think you run the shit, Since you've been gone this thread's under new 0wn3rship, Y'all think we're scared, you mentally impaired? Oh well, least you fared better than that bitch that you've paired, As if I cared though, what yo bitches shout, More like 'damn niggah, pull that limp thang out!', I'm a knock you out, I hit harder than Ali, Blows of such quality, thrown at high velocity, In wholesale quantities, and the fights just begun, Yo get knocked to the ground, ya try scramble for a gun, Yeah ya run yo mouth like you're a cop-killah, Bitch get yourself ready for a thrillah in Manilla... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 I'll have to download that Ma$e track, could be tricky on shitty dial-up, I'll get back to y'all on that...and yeah, it was a good comeback... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 At least you admit that you are a masturbater,But bitch you believe that you're a master baker? Haha dude, I thought I was stretching it with some of my rhymes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 that was tight. You gotta start lacing your rhymes over a beat so I can picture how it flows. At least we're not talkign religion anymore... Ok, 24 Hours to live is coming up next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 I fuckin loved it... You showed me you're hand, so I won't slap it away,But you best understand who's in authoritay, You know that we're packing more heat than the sun, You ain't gonna lead us but you can ride shotgun... Even got MLB's Uncle Ju line in there...good fuckin form. Aw, ain't that sweet, they be giving each other props,Just remember Bonnie and Clyde were killed by the cops... Ok i enjoyed the Ali stuff and all but that one was by far my favorite. KOS...damn only a few pages back he was havin a hard time learning flow, the learning curve on this thread is insane these days. Good work man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 I had an idea of starting a new thread for the 24 Hours to Live freestyle. We could put it in MUSIC, just to shake the rockers up a little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Hmm... Interesting Idea there chiefy. :approve: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 You know what? Im gonna see if we can do a sub-category of music for raps & freestyles, rather than just havin this thread go on 10 more pages...maybe itd be cooler as seperate posts, with their own titles & purpose (battles, freestyles, tributes & shout-outs, etc)....whaddya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 The 37th Chamber!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Doors are now open, come on down people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Of course you would talk about something you know Them loose ass pussies from them cracked out hoes Trying to get that limp dick up for a lousy bill You tossin’ up money so you can cop a feel Throw em another buck, they’d let you touch their silicone My shit is all real, make gay guys pop a bone You only talk shit cause you don’t know any better Us cali chicks be hotter than any desert weather I get that dick up, without even trying But now i know why your bitches be crying They see that small ass shit that you be packin’ Then they know that pleasure, is what they’ll be lackin’ They would’ve faked an o, but damn, you came too fast You vs me, lemme compare and contrast I sit back and relax, while the fellas come to me No attempt is needed on my part, they come so easily You try cheap lines, they tell you take a hike Then you scurry on home, on your ten speed bike Put on some headphones, listen to your favorite band I’ll give you some lotion, get reacquainted with your hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 5, 2003 Author Share Posted March 5, 2003 This shit is getting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 ...damn. Birdy's in trouble when i find out where she jacked that last jam from. If its actually all her...fuck, lemme stay on your good side. ps this is what other queen bees look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Why isn't this pinned anymore? It isn't show how many replys there has been... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 This thing is just getting moved all over the place..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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