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The Matrix was great, well the first two were. The third one sucked.

You like Van Damme? Whats wrong with you?

The LOR's movies were ten times better than the book. There's only so much you can write to describe a bush and a page is too much.

 

So what about Lost in Translation?

Love Song For Bobby Long?

Snatch?

Lock, Stock, Two Smoking Barrells?

Suicide Kings?

Tombstone?

A Christmas Story?

I Heart Huckabees?

Team America?

I will think of more later, this thread was so interesting I stayed up all night reading most of it. lol

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Damn, 2 years and this thread still has some heat huh?

 

You like Van Damme? Whats wrong with you?

 

I like Van Damme in the same way I like "Castle Freak" or "Terror Firmer". Good for yucks. The fight in the stripclub in "Universal Soldier 2" is incredible and as for "Kickboxer"...

 

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The Matrix was great, well the first two were. The third one sucked.

 

The Matrix just isn't my kind've flick. Even to this day I've avoided the second and third part much like...

 

The LOR's movies were ten times better than the book.

 

Too long, too boring, too many faries or hobbits or whatever.

 

So what about Lost in Translation?

 

Y'know I'm sure I did this one. "Lost in Translation" bored the shit out of me. Maybe it was lost in the big crash... :D

 

Love Song For Bobby Long?

 

I havn't seen it, nor do I really have any intention too.

 

Snatch?

Lock, Stock, Two Smoking Barrells?

 

I like both those flicks

 

Suicide Kings?

 

I only saw this once shit-faced drunk but I remember liking it.

 

Tombstone?

 

Shit, y'know I havn't seen that in years. I remember really liking it though.

 

A Christmas Story?

 

Believe it or not I've never seen it... :D

 

I Heart Huckabees?

Team America?

 

Loved 'em both.

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What about the original Ocean's 11?

 

Cock and the man balls

 

Remake of Oceans 11?

 

More cock and the man balls

 

Oceans 12?

 

Fucking horrible. Motherfuckers made me sit through it so I left for an hour and hit the bar across the street. I don't want to have to watch arrogant fuckers showing me how great their lives are for 2 fucking hours. Topher Grace was pretty funny though (Tad Hamilton holla back!) I really like Vincent Cassel too.

 

Orgazmo? (fucking hilarious)

 

Indeed it was. The asian homeboy is my favorite. And the "I am Sancho" and "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band." fellers...wow. Now where the fuck's my stunt cock.

 

Kinsey? have you seen it? I thought it was really good.

 

I never did but meant to. I'll rent it soon.

 

Do you want me to quit asking you questions?

 

Assuming that you are topless...no. Please continue.

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i know.

much like one of your many "ask 2T" threads, i used the very same machinations Tu developed that got you here in the first place to engineer threads and make them look as tho you were there creator, and thereby comedically responsible when teh funny stopped like 3 pages ago.

 

its a free ride, when you've already paid.

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