King of Snake Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 Lisa: Why didn't you write to me? Brazilian Boy: I tried to, but I couldn't figure out what state you lived in! Lisa: It's a bit of a mysteery, I'll admit, but if you piece all the clues together, you can figure it out! Bart: (Going through Skinner's paperwork) Look, it says he makes $25,000 a year! Let's see, he's 40 years old, so 40 times 25000 (punching into a calculator, then handing the calculaor to Milhouse) Milhouse: He's a millionaire! Skinner: I was principle when I was one year old! Bart: plus it says he paints houses in the summer! Milhouse: He's a billionaire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 "Dont talk about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N." "SEX CAULDRON!?! I thought they closed that place down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Snake (running with a VCR under his arms): Oh NO! Beta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted June 18, 2002 Author Share Posted June 18, 2002 Belle: This place is called the Maison Derriere. That means the...ummm.... the backhouse. Abe walks in whistling, hangs his hat and coat, walks to the door, sees Bart, turns around, grabs his coat and his hat and walks out the door, then opens it again: Abe: Is your name Bart? Bart: Yep Abe: Ahhh dangit! Does your father know you work here? Bart: It was his idea. Abe: *hangs his coat and hat again* in that case give me a bourbon whiskey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 The way grandpa simpson just smoothly turned around in that scene was just perfect. When Skinner came in was great too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted June 19, 2002 Author Share Posted June 19, 2002 Sideshow Bob: I renew my hatred for television! Informally now and by affidavit later! ***later*** Bob: By the way I am well aware of the irony of appearing on television in order to decrive of it, so no need of pointing it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 20, 2002 Share Posted June 20, 2002 Marge: I think that John, err, prefers the company of men... Homer: Who doesn't! Another gem from that conversation: Homer: Think of the property value, Marge! Now we can never say that only straight people have been in this house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 I am evil Ho-mer, I am evil Ho-mer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted June 21, 2002 Share Posted June 21, 2002 It's not Simpsons so sorry if this is off-topic, but what do people think of Futurama? It never seems to be much appreciated but I love it! Maybe it doesn't quite match up to The Simpsons but it has some genuinly great moments. I especially love Zoidberg - he's so pathetic and useless it's hilarious. (Being held at knifepoint by a lunatic) "Hooray, I'm helping!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 3, 2002 Author Share Posted July 3, 2002 I loved the scene when Apu and James Woods look through security cam footage and you see Apu tiptoeing back and forth waving his hands like wings pretending to be a hummingbird and going "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". Man I cracked up each time! As for Futurama, I think it is an allright show, but nowhere near as awesome as the Simpsons. Same opinion for King of the Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Zoidberg is the best. Bender is great too, but after watching it for a while Zoidbrg's patheticness remains fresher. Just imagining him yelling "Hooray!" is enough to make me start giggling in the middle of doing something completely unrelated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 3, 2002 Author Share Posted July 3, 2002 And that is related to the Simpsons how??? :plain: ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 em Acalis, don't give him the pleasure, the link is obvious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 [Random lines you had to watch the episode to get] "Joe Joey Jojo...that's a horrible name!" "Aww, its true! *sobs*" "Joey JoJo wait come back!" *Homer reads hand* "Ok, there's something ive been meaning to tell you..." *Massive-handed guy reads hand* "..and i'm sick and tired of these hand jokes! I think it all began back in 1978..." [/Random lines you had to watch the episode to get] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I love that huge hand scene! Monty Burns: Dogs are filthy and disgusting! Tell me Smithers, if I was to slobber all over your shoes and sniff at your crotch all day, how would you feel? Smithers: Uhhhh, if you did it sir? Smithers: No one gets what they want sir *blurb appears and Burns comes out of a cake naked wearing a sash singing* Happy Birthday Mr. Smithers Smithers *eyes closed with a smirk on his face* Mmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 The box factory...hehehe. "That's just a television studio where they film Krusty the Klown and other non-box related programs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Homer walks into Redneck bar In the background.... "Hey you??Lets fight!" "Those fightin words..." Thus ensues a brawl!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted July 5, 2002 Author Share Posted July 5, 2002 *Homer's twin dressed in a tuxedo and wearing a top hat and monicle* Homer Twin: "Might I trouble you for a drink?" Moe: "Homer you can't fool us with that stupid costume, get out." Homer Twin: "Homer??? I am not Homer, I am Mr. Incognito." *Homer's twin is tossed out to the street and Homer walks by" Homer: "Heeeey, this man looks exactly like me!" *looks at a dog across the street* "WHOA!!! That dog's got a puffy tail!!!!* Homer: *chases the dog down the street* "HEHEHEHEHEHEHE here puff! pere puff!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 "Mm. I love that song. Reminds me of elephants." Glaven! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 "SAVE ME JEBUS!" - Homer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 "These kids these days, they dont appreciate jazz! With all their hippin, and their hoppin, and the bippin, and the boppin... its like jello pudding pops...no, no! Its like Kodak film..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 *Moe picks up the phone, thinkin its a prank caller* "Alright you, when i get my hands on you, i'm gonna rip out your eyeballs and shove 'em down your pants, so's you can see me, while i'm kickin' the crap out of you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Homer: What is it that you want most in the world, Lisa? Lisa: A lack of mood swings and a sense of stability in my life. Homer: Ummm...errr...how about a pony? Lisa: OK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted August 26, 2002 Share Posted August 26, 2002 Marge: "Children can be so cruel..." Bart: "We can?! Cool!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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