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Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt...and I 'ate 'im!

::Bart is shocked::

Willy: I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.

Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.

Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug.

::Bart is shocked again::

Willy: Ya heard me!

 

 

Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_ something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.

Trainee: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!

Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.

Trainee: I've have it up to here with your "rules"!

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Dr. Nick (singing while in surgery): The kneebone's connect to the...something. The something'd connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch...uhoh.

 

Lisa: Dad, we did something terrible!

Homer: Did you wreck the car?

Bart: No.

Homer: Did you raise the dead?

Lisa: Yes.

Homer: But the cars ok?

Lisa and Bart: Uh-huh

Homer: Alright, then.

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"Shoplifting!? Havent you learned anything from thet guy with the sermons every Sunday...Captain whatshisname?!

There are rules in this society! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy films? For fun? Did you hear anyone laughing?!

Well, except at the guy with those funny noises...beep! honk honk! a-wooga!

...where was I? Oh, yeah - Stay outta my booze!"

- Homer lecturing Bart

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No beer, No T.V. make Homer go crazy.

No beer, No T.V. make Homer go crazy.

No beer, No T.V. make Homer go crazy.

No beer, No T.V. make Homer go crazy.

No beer, No T.V. make Homer go crazy.

No beer, No T.V. make Homer go crazy.

No beer, No T.V. make Homer go crazy.

No beer, No T.V. make Homer go crazy.

No beer, No T.V. make Homer go crazy.

No beer, No T.V. make Homer go crazy.

 

 

 

 

:D

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boogie had a thread where you had to guess the episode the quote posted came from, i could'nt find it so i'm postin' here.

"Oh, they have the internet on computers now."

 

p.s. i recommend one of the mods find boogie's thread and merge it with this

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Lady: "Mr. Simpson, why would you like to become a Big Brother?"

 

Homer's Brain: "Don't say revenge... don't say revenge."

 

Homer: "Uhh, revenge?"

 

Homer's Brain: "That's it, I'm getting outta here! *footsteps then slamming door*"

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After Homer has a lobster as a pet and kills it by giving it a hot bath.

 

Homer: Pinchy would have wanted it this way.. (sob sob) pass the butter

 

and

 

liza goes to the Crazy Cat lady's house for her kids TV show

 

Liza: Some people say she's crazy just because she owns a couple of cats

Crazy cat lady comes out throwing cats and screaming

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Attorney: "You, sir, are a moron!"

 

Homer: "A mormon? But I'm from EARTH."

 

and another

 

Mr. Burns: "This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you."

Smithers: "You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir."

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