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Shocked that nobody got this one "The Breakfast Club"

 

He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I'll disown you.

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I posted a quote to the movie just 3 quotes ago. Back To The Future. It's Lorraine (Marty's mother)'s father speaking to her about Marty. I'll put *'s on the outside of the words that have empathsis on them to help people out with this one:

 

Where *does* he *get* all those wonderful *toys*?

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I just figured out the Breakfast Club one... just as I realized 2T had beaten me to it.

 

Jax's new one is from Batman. One of the many memorable Joker lines.

 

Jax I know you're a big fan of this scene, so let's see if someone else can get it, huh?

 

Fuck Lando Calrissian, Uncle Tom nigga! Always some white boy gotta go an' invoke the Holy Trilogy. *Bust this!* Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down...even in a galaxy far, far away.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ron

 

Janie, today I quit my job. Then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars! Pass the asparagus.

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American Beauty

 

jmt, good one on t2, i got that line off the bat, but didn't think people would remember that one. shows a true fan.... and speaking of such... only a true fan would get this one.

 

"Snakes..... I HATE snakes"

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Heh, one of my favorite lines from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

 

You wanna know how to do it? Here's how, their man pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. He sends one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the Chicago way, and *that's* how you get Capone!

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Hm, figured someone would get that. That was from Roger Rabbit. How about this'n?

 

(In the cockpit of a rocket about to be launched) Dear Lord . . . please don't let me fuck up.

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the untouchables

 

"i'm going to kill you pretty soon"

"how... exactly?"

"first, i was thinking about using you as a human shield and killing that gaurd over there with the palace and trocan on the table. Then, i was thinking about breaking your neck."

"and how do you plan to do that?"

"you know my handcuffs?"

"mmm-hmm"

"i picked them"

(gasp!)

(whoosh, crack)

(whack, thud)

"i married rambo"

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spaceballs - one of the most quotable movies of all time... next to -

 

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

"I'd do two chicks at the same time, man"

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Well, Spiffy's is Office Space, but mine wasn't from The Abyss. I don't think... was it in The Abyss, too? If so, it wasn't originally from The Abyss, it was The Right Stuff. But I suppose just guessing it was an Ed Harris movie is close enough :D

 

Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

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Heh, that's not a quote, it's a whole scene!...from True Lies

 

How about a classic?

 

YOU MANIACS!! YOU BLEW IT UP!! DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

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The original Planet of the Apes.

 

Has anyone done "frankly my dear, i don't give a damn." yet? Cause if not, that's mine.

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Oh c'mon! It's Gone with the Wind. This movie title was taken from the book Gone with the Wind. Gone with the Wind.

 

Your best? Losers always whine about their best! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

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Good call, tho i understand that line was altered for the happy version they show down at the retirement home. Also, that's Connery from "The Rock".

 

"He wants to fuck her somewhere...very uncomfortable."

"...like the back of a volkswagon?"

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Nah its cool...i dont know yours anyway so we'll go with that one....bonus points if you can pick up that volkswagon one before Silent Bob gets it.

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IC was Mallrats

 

Zim, I reckon I remeber Hannibal Lector saying something like that but can't remeber which one of the trilogy? ...Silence of the Lambs?

 

Here's a great one...

 

...And cancel Christmas!

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Zim's was from Red Dragon, specifically, and MLB's is Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

 

 

You see this? Huh? NYPD means I will 'Nock Your Punkass *Down*!

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