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  • 3 weeks later...
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New Quote!

 

Wait, wait. I have an idea.... Come out!

 

No!

 

Why not?

 

Uh, because you're going to hit us in the head with dirt!

 

Come ooooout!

 

Noooooo!

 

Why not?

 

Because when I said you were going to hit us in the head with dirt, you didn't say anything! That means you're planning on hitting us on the head with dirt!

 

Man...they really have us figured out.

  • 3 weeks later...
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I should be allowed to +1 both of Drifter's recent posts in this thread, despite that I blew my wad elsewhere. These rules and limits really shouldn't apply to me or anyone I like. Just sayin'.

  • 3 months later...
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May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.

 

The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai in the 8th Dimension

 

This shitty ass rabbit stinks! Like Pussy! He smells like the asshole! Smells like wetback dick!
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gummy

 

"You know, you're right, Poot. It is easy getting paid in this town. Too easy, and for far too long. I sense a terrible trouble coming this way, which could mean problems, for me and my motherfuckin' moneyyyyyyyy!"

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"You know, you're right, Poot. It is easy getting paid in this town. Too easy, and for far too long. I sense a terrible trouble coming this way, which could mean problems, for me and my motherfuckin' moneyyyyyyyy!"

I'm guessin' it's either Big Money Rustlas or Big Money Hushlas.

 

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Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman. Especially one who's interested in you.

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X-men 2, yes?

 

My mind is a-glow with whirling transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
  • 2 weeks later...
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Axel, get back to us on that one...

 

Keeping the ball rolling...

 

Look - you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat; now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you.
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i LOVE that movie...ben affleck to matt damon "Good Will Hunting".

 

 

"I think I turned your fruit of the looms into a fudge factory"

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DAMN y'all kill me ... "Stand By Me" Corey Feldman says it to Jerry O'Connell...alright here we go again :???:

 

"SHOW ME THE MMMMOOOONNNNEEEEYYYYYYYY"

  • 5 months later...
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Movie Quote game...rise from the dead with a new quote!

 

Please sir, my name is ________ and we read your ad, and well, we've come to be rich and famous.

 

Miss Tracey, prepare the standard "Rich and Famous" contract for _______ and company.

  • 10 months later...
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That's from The Muppet Movie

 

Want to hear a poem I wrote? "I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me." That's it.

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