Reverend Jax Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Exactly. Even if not telling that joke would have gotten me laid, that sex would only have lasted one night. That joke will last forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 7, 2003 Author Share Posted July 7, 2003 See, if you had Xavier's powers, you could say it & make her like it. Or, just be Gambit & be smoov enough to get away with it. Then again, Wolvy can smell phermones & tell if the chick's into you to begin with...possibilites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Xavior can tell if a chick likes u too. He can also tell what a chick's dislikes and likes are and all that other chick-related bullshit.(that is if one is willing to not take over the chick's mind and rape her or something) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Yeah, taking over a chicks mind is basicly like raping her, adn the temptation to do that would be far to great. I don't see any moral quams with reading the chicks mind and just telling her what she'd liek to hear though. Or walkign into a room with a 100 chicks and finding out which ones like you and just goinbg after the hottest one (or the hottest two...or three). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Hmmm, whose superpower would be the best with chicks? Shame Reed Richards isn't a mutant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 If you were Xavier, you could just enter the girls mind and push the 'orgasm button' in her mind, basically making her cum just by lookign at her. I have no doubt, Xavier's powers would be the greatest with the ladies. Any girl will tell you, the mind is the most important sexual organ. Even if you weren't packing, you could make the girls think that you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 So...so were saying that, the pragmatic basis on which you'd decide what mutant powers you'd take - the ones you feel'd work best in your day-to-day life, or in cases like this, ones youd enjoy as they drastically alter it - are the ones with which you'd score the most? Flight, teleportation, regenerative powers; a jedi craves not these things...over poontang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Nah, just wondering. Though, it's true, in the real world superpowers wouldn't be much use other than the occasional humanity-helping and impressing women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Yeah Nick, it's not the reason I'd pick Xavier, it's a totally separate question all together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Zangief Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 The possibilities are endless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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