Arnah Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Americans hardly ever say 'goodbye' at the end of a phone call. They put the phone down after the conversation has come to an assumed close, and nobody thinks this is rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 If shocking the fuck out of a dead person doesn't bring them back to life, just start hammering on their chest screaming "LIVE!!!!", if this doesn't revive them then you haven't done it for long enough. Swearing and cursing God also seems to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnah Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Bullets that are fired at point blank range, often graze shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 It doesn't matter how slow the killer walks, he always arrives well before the victim gets there and finds a clever hiding place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 little kids fall into two categories: fucking adorable and fucking creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 All old black women are wise-as-fuck and if a Hobo chases you it's because he's trying to warn you of something quite important, so stop and listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 everyone in the entire school knows the elaborate choreography to that song that just came on at prom/homecoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnah Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Cats can sense danger, hissing and running before something awful happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Being autistic or otherwise mentally challenged is like having superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 If a helicopter or airplane is pursuing you, the pilot WILL be incompetent enough to follow you into the tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 SO long as you show a DNA helix changing colour or texture, no other explanation for mutation or gaining abilities is required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Â if you are in any genre other than horror, behavior clearly befitting a rapist is mostly harmless, and in some odd cases, charming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Jumping a car long distances over things not only works flawlessly every time, but landing from said jump does not ruin the suspension/crack the axel in half/utterly destroy the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 When the protagonist is in an automobile it will serve as a shelter from heavy gunfire for a prolonged period of time. However, when the antagonist is in an automobile, only one bullet is required to explode the vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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