Jables Posted April 8, 2005 Posted April 8, 2005 See, im like the retarded Riddler. Does that mean you know Batman's secret identity? 'Cause I'd really like to. I'm thinking comissioner Gordon has an illegitemate son from a Thaiwanese mistress, and that's why there's a limitless supply of Robins too, 'cause you know they only last a few days a-piece, yeah?
The NZA Posted April 8, 2005 Author Posted April 8, 2005 Is it always good to blame someone else for your problems? No, not someone else, i prefer blaming society, or the media. This answer wasnt funny, and its all the goddamn media's fault.
The NZA Posted April 8, 2005 Author Posted April 8, 2005 Does that mean you know Batman's secret identity? 'Cause I'd really like to. I'm thinking comissioner Gordon has an illegitemate son from a Thaiwanese mistress, and that's why there's a limitless supply of Robins too, 'cause you know they only last a few days a-piece, yeah? I wanna crack a joke here, but I'm still a bit iffy about Hush...great fucking story, but cmon, that was Tommy Elliot and everyone knew it. If Gordon's been knocking asian poon, i figure he's entitled to it...i mean, he's retired, daughter raped to paralyzation (kind of?) by the Joker, he's been shot a few times, life wasnt a bowl of peaches for him. The prospect of a half-Thai Robin gordon son helping bats is interesting too...hey, did you hear Nightwing is party gypsy? No lie, i just read that somewhere, so you might be onto somethin.
Jables Posted April 8, 2005 Posted April 8, 2005 Yeah, duh. His family was in the circus and grayson's the Anglo-translation of some name with a shiteload of syllables and ends in ov. When was there any question of Tommy Elliot NOT being Hush? I mean, throught the series I had my doubts 'cause it just seemed too obvious, but when was it disproved? I had noticed Hush as a seperate identity all over the Gotham Knights covers... Again, I'd be appreciative if you could clear this up for me mate, thanx. *EDIT* And I'm not entirely sure Joker plays that field, if ya dig it... I mean come on... Harley Quinn(I certainly fuckin' would). 'Sides, he stripped Barbs down and violated her sense of pride, i don't think he actually did the physical deed. The bullet thru the spine took care of that little matter.
Signal08 Posted April 8, 2005 Posted April 8, 2005 Is there anything easier done than said? If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?
The NZA Posted April 8, 2005 Author Posted April 8, 2005 I mean, throught the series I had my doubts 'cause it just seemed too obvious, but when was it disproved? I had noticed Hush as a seperate identity all over the Gotham Knights covers... Again, I'd be appreciative if you could clear this up for me mate, thanx. Yeah, its not that it was disproved (and lookin back, i too thought it was obvious), its just that Loeb hinted at a sequel, and some other bat-writer said he was gonna revisit it, dont know if it happened, but they didnt wanna lock Elliot down in stone, no matter how much it was his chess-playin ass. *EDIT* And I'm not entirely sure Joker plays that field, if ya dig it... I mean come on... Harley Quinn(I certainly fuckin' would). 'Sides, he stripped Barbs down and violated her sense of pride, i don't think he actually did the physical deed. The bullet thru the spine took care of that little matter. I think its safe to say most of us would hit Quinn like a free dollah button. And yeah, Wizard's implied it, but i dont think Moore had Joker do the deed, as youre right about her paralysis being enough. I still wonder how Bruce gets his back broken & that's just fine in a matter of issues, but Oracle still cant even hobble.
Signal08 Posted April 8, 2005 Posted April 8, 2005 while the government raises taxes..then why do we have fine military personel filling in doing extra duties?
The NZA Posted April 8, 2005 Author Posted April 8, 2005 Is there anything easier done than said? quicky-sex with east european women with difficult names, like Hertztahfukyah Qrtefjinmcbse. If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white? This is an illusion; Pert is naturally green until the friction (and thereby oxidation) and scalp juices make it white. Also, the shampoo for dandruff - you know, the brown tarish kind - that shit dont go white at all, it just tries to eat your eyes.
The NZA Posted April 8, 2005 Author Posted April 8, 2005 while the government raises taxes..then why do we have fine military personel filling in doing extra duties? You may mock, but the F-19 wingman project has produced all kinds of applications in the private sector, like death. Also, it's a growingly common interrogation method these days, entirely sidestepping Geneva, but fuck, even Geneva's mom doesnt listen to her.
Signal08 Posted April 8, 2005 Posted April 8, 2005 You may mock, but the F-19 wingman project has produced all kinds of applications in the private sector, like death. Also, it's a growingly common interrogation method these days, entirely sidestepping Geneva, but fuck, even Geneva's mom doesnt listen to her. haha, that cracked me up. people at work are lookin' at me funny.
Jables Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Couldn't be arsed going thru Blargh. Nick, you know any ways to get a cantankerous NES goin' when it registers the cartridge but still does the "no-cartridge-flash-dance", and do you think me having a NES and her having a SNES is only an omen of good?
endworld Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 okay, umm.. DBLNeck (10:43:41 AM): imma get ready TOO OMGZEUSWinged Gestapo (10:43:48 AM): HAHAH ZEUS!! MH saying "OMGSUS!" quite often and the above quote made me ponder...was Mary like, hanging out with Zeus and stuff, and he was naked, so she kept saying "OMG ZEUS!! OMG!" -- Then Joseph is all like "woohoo" in the corner and then it clicks "...we'll name him G-Zeus!!" Because, y'know, Zeus is th3 shiz an' all.
Jables Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 I think I've found a consultant on my Ultimate X-Mas! Fuckin' genius!
The NZA Posted April 10, 2005 Author Posted April 10, 2005 Couldn't be arsed going thru Blargh. Nick, you know any ways to get a cantankerous NES goin' when it registers the cartridge but still does the "no-cartridge-flash-dance", and do you think me having a NES and her having a SNES is only an omen of good? ok, there's a few ways to do this, offhand. Im assumin you've rimjobbed the cartridges (blow on em good, get all the dust out, but dont spit on em), same for the sytem. Check the cartridges too, can you see all the gold markings inside, or are some faded? It mgiht be the system havin a hard time readin them. Next, try pushin teh cart all the way down, you know how it clicks once to basically eat the game, twice to pop it back up so you can remove it? Push down (manually) once, and physically hold the game as far down into the system as you can, turn the power on, and try that. If youre still gettin the flashing gray/blue screen, try again, and if that dont work, you need more advanced methods. Now, you can fuckin well hold your hand there the whole time, so if that method does work, just doulbe up: say you're playing MegaMan 2, put Contra on top of that, so bascially both games are in the system, stacked. Only MM2 will be read (sorry, i know itd be cool to play through Contra as MegaMan...), but this way, the top cart holds the bottom one in place where the system seems to most easily read the games from. If shit still aint workin: look for game/system clearns on Ebay, or here in the states, they used to be all over. Worse comes to worse, you might need a new system...but yes, you havin that, and the chick havin an SNES, that's love. If she has a Sega CD, she may be "the one", but if you find a Sega 32X in her closet, dump that dirty slut.
The NZA Posted April 10, 2005 Author Posted April 10, 2005 okay, umm.. "...we'll name him G-Zeus!!" Because, y'know, Zeus is th3 shiz an' all. Nowhere in there do i detect an actual question, my fine leafy friend, but i do agree with you that MetalHeart is so cool, i once caught a cold from chatting with her. She is teh Awesome attack x L33t!!11
The NZA Posted April 10, 2005 Author Posted April 10, 2005 I think I've found a consultant on my Ultimate X-Mas! Fuckin' genius! Another non-question...did you know Mark Millar sold his book "Chosen" as "The Ultimate edition of the book of Revelations"? That tagline alone got me to read it, and it was alright. The ending was one of the harshest things ive read in comics, i think.
The NZA Posted April 10, 2005 Author Posted April 10, 2005 Which do you like better? lens flare hurts my soul, so i'm gonna go with the original red x.
Reverend Jax Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 The red x is not my fault, but drawingtheline.com's. I also charcoaled it up a tad. What is the best kind of jery? Beef Jerky? Turkey Jerky? Other? Have you tried Ostrich Jerky? It's good.
Reverend Jax Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 Why does The Vagrant ask questions to which he already knows the answer?
The NZA Posted April 11, 2005 Author Posted April 11, 2005 What is the best kind of jery? Beef Jerky? Turkey Jerky? Other? Have you tried Ostrich Jerky? It's good. I have not had ostrich anything. Despite Macho Man's passionate feelings on ths subject, im gonna have to lean with Tofurkey jerky, the true San Francisco treat. Its everything you could imagine, only, in tofu.
The NZA Posted April 11, 2005 Author Posted April 11, 2005 Why won't Yahve fight me? The question of all true e-thugs. Rather than discuss the merits of the internet over reality, here's a quote from Jadakiss: "Why get in the ring if aint gonna win...?" Jada usually makes folks feel better, unles they're 50 Cent.
The NZA Posted April 11, 2005 Author Posted April 11, 2005 Why does The Vagrant ask questions to which he already knows the answer? 44 pages deep, and most folks've known the answers, they just like the attention, as well as being heard, digitally. I, for one, have been heard negative five thousand, eight hundred and forty times now, and its spectacular. Only, its negative, so that might mean ive been unheard. For every post i make, there is an equal and negative reaction, kind of.
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