The NZA Posted April 14, 2005 Author Posted April 14, 2005 So this is Steak and Blowjob Day???? What if the guy got both a steak and a blowjob (x2) on Valentines Day???? Then could today be Flowers and Cunnilingus day? Yes, the caldendar doesnt lie, and Jax has pointed out the "Oral & Godiva" day that comes later in the year. And if you made 2 steaks on valentine's, you're the tops. But yes, today is about culinary & oral duty, so do your best.
Signal08 Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 if it is acceptable to do certain things in private, but not in public...and you were in public and noone saw, does it become acceptable?
The NZA Posted April 15, 2005 Author Posted April 15, 2005 if it is acceptable to do certain things in private, but not in public...and you were in public and noone saw, does it become acceptable? Youre askin a guy who helps himself out in restrooms when the need calls, and pees damn near anywhere. If its not on tape, its acceptable as fuck cause i didnt do it, and if you testify against me, ill cut you
Dag Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 What are my chances of being voted Meanest Hondonian?
The NZA Posted April 15, 2005 Author Posted April 15, 2005 What are my chances of being voted Meanest Hondonian? Slim, you've not been around as much. No offense, but as far as e-bullys, youve got a lot to go before you can hang with arc or Devil's Advoc8. arc once killed my grandmother, used the infinity gauntlet (dont ask how he got it) to bring her back, just to kill her again. he can be a dick.
Signal08 Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 are you becoming a fireman b/c its rated as the sexiest job in the US? or are you going to pull one of those lame 'I want to help people and save the world' bullshit answers?
The NZA Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 are you becoming a fireman b/c its rated as the sexiest job in the US? or are you going to pull one of those lame 'I want to help people and save the world' bullshit answers? lil of A, lil of B....seriously tho, if you aswer "i wanna help people" on the oral interview, its said they give you applications to be a teacher or an RN. i wanna do fire cause its the only thing i wanna do. the fact society sees it so highly dont hurt, but from duty to work schedule, i love everything about it. i'm hoping fire academy only gets me more hyped. but cmon now, if it gets me laid more often...that's a fine perk, too.
dinghy Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Why is it that one ball sac must always be bigger than the other, and why don't they tell you that in Biology class!?
Signal08 Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 well it would be better asked 'why is a ball bigger than the other' the 'sac' is the whole scrotum, not the testicle in itself... and they generally arent bigger or smaller, just one hangs higher and the other dont.... but i'll let IC answer that lopsided tits.... a defect... or mans reason to stare?
The NZA Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 Why is it that one ball sac must always be bigger than the other, and why don't they tell you that in Biology class!? well, this happens sometimes, and...wait, you sure youre not thinkin of tits? theyre often lopsided, but nuts, not so much. Especially if your man has more than 1 sac itself...jesus, what the fuck's wrong with Junkerseed?! And bio class is there to keep you off the streets during your waking hours, honestly. if you can tell me one significant thing about the mithochondria's role in cellular mitosis, you get a cookie, and a pity-slap on the ass.
The NZA Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 lopsided tits.... a defect... or mans reason to stare? aside from being a sure sign of non-fake tits (unless she really had them done somewhere weak), lopsided/slightly uneven breasts are added to the reasons for which ot stare at (good) breasts, which include periprhial vision, oxegynation, existence of said breasts, 17th century impressionism, and just about everything.
Jables Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Youre askin a guy who helps himself out in restrooms when the need calls, and pees damn near anywhere. If its not on tape, its acceptable as fuck cause i didnt do it, and if you testify against me, ill cut you See, that just re-enforces my idea that you're my Hondos Twin. If you've ever assaulted your girlfriend with a used rubber, then we should prolly start discussing family Tree. Oh, have you ever practised 'safe bukkake'?>see above
The NZA Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 See, that just re-enforces my idea that you're my Hondos Twin. If you've ever assaulted your girlfriend with a used rubber, then we should prolly start discussing family Tree. Oh, have you ever practised 'safe bukkake'?>see above not a used one, no....except that one day, and that was "cockwork orange" day. if, by "safe bukkake", you mean you pulled out, attempted to houdini/drop a quick load ona chicks' face, then realized "oh thats right, im wearin a rubber so it dont matter, silly me", then yes, we're prolly cousins, negative 2 times removed, so that makes it a positive again.
dinghy Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 oK jeez, you guys are touchy about your area. Of course I meant one ball bigger than the other--I just ahd a slip in my arrangement of words. I know there's only one sac (although there does seem to be a sparation line there, as if they were apart in another life). However that doesn't answer my question. Even if there wasn't a size variation from ball to ball, which I'm convinced that there is!) what function coud it possibly serve to have one "hung higher than the other." It's aesthetically upsetting! And I belevei I could find some comfort and even artistic appreciation if I thought there was some kind of justification there, but there isn't is there?! Oh, and the mitochondrian is what provides the energy for the process of cellular mitosis.
dinghy Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 not that knowing that helped me pass A-level biology. Guyanese education system SUCKS!!!
The NZA Posted April 17, 2005 Author Posted April 17, 2005 I know there's only one sac (although there does seem to be a sparation line there, as if they were apart in another life). Yes, but that's a whole other question, and if i tell you about the past-ball-life theory in detail, they kick me out of NO MA'AM. However that doesn't answer my question. Even if there wasn't a size variation from ball to ball, which I'm convinced that there is!) what function coud it possibly serve to have one "hung higher than the other." It's aesthetically upsetting! And I belevei I could find some comfort and even artistic appreciation if I thought there was some kind of justification there, but there isn't is there?! There is, but youve simply got to peel the onion here, miss mariam. Any one of these things could be possible: 1) Jukner's (im still presumin you speak of him, you naughty scallywag) testostorone production was heavily affected during his jr year of high school, when he regularly overstacked on stereroids. Surely, youve noted this from his physique. 2) Congentially speaking, if its the right testicle that's bigger, he's going to end up a marketing analyst with a moderate income. If its the left, he's gonna get ass cancer. 3) As i recall, your hands are quite cold. Consider this. There's also many more possibilities, but the truth lies in an incident which scarred his very psyche, and i will not discuss it here, in good taste. However, youve been with him long enough to know the truth, so ill plant this seed: it involves Mike Portella, the showers at Columbus, and a spatula. And i wont say a thing more. :aarty: Oh, and the mitochondrian is what provides the energy for the process of cellular mitosis. Your cookie, and pity ass-slap, await you in miami, when next you visit.
Signal08 Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 al bundy is to = questionable father/role model and al sharpton is to = what?
The NZA Posted April 17, 2005 Author Posted April 17, 2005 not that knowing that helped me pass A-level biology. Guyanese education system SUCKS!!! Yes, clearly. Because was only on the dean's list for both degrees, and i entered high school believing darwinan evolution to be "occult theory". Obviously, you got gyped, miss "lookit my fancy watch."
dinghy Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 THe system there is pretty good until about what you guys call 11th grade. but after that your options are to go to a pretty shitty university or to do A-levels -- the British exam. I opted to do A-levels (Lord knows why). Unfortunately, My teachers were mostly past students who had just completed the exams themselves. Imam and Aadil lucked out becasue they had AWESOME volunteer professers, mostly from mother England. I guess by the time it rolled around to my year, the countries sending out the volunteers kind of decided that our country had had it's fair share for the while being so they stopped coming over. And when I said that the system sucked, I was mostly comparing it to countries like England where Kids are getting like 7 and 8 A's at A-levels, not so much America. And my fancy watch is only a result of (and I love him for it) - Although a much belated pity gift. Not even through guilt or realization from the appropriate people.
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 Does Dinghy returning to the board signify the coming of the Apocalypse?
The NZA Posted April 18, 2005 Author Posted April 18, 2005 Does Dinghy returning to the board signify the coming of the Apocalypse? Interesting that Yahven, TopDawg, rumors of Devil's Ad, and others have returned, yet Dinghy alone gets you watching "Omen". given last year's awards, id say no, but when comes back in (if even for a few minutes), look to the skies for slight chances of frog.
Signal08 Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 if you were traveling at the speed of sound... and your cell phone rang, would you hear it?
ChristyandJake Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 If you could pleasure yourself orally, would you try it at least once? I know I would and probably more than once.
Signal08 Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 we'd all never leave the house...cept for grocery shopping and work... anywho, if you could have annnnnnnnnny one car / truck / suv/ ect in the world, given to you for free... what would you want, and with what realistic features.
The NZA Posted April 18, 2005 Author Posted April 18, 2005 if you were traveling at the speed of sound... and your cell phone rang, would you hear it? i despise cellphones, so its a non-issue. The physics of it would involve me movin so fast, the pressue on the phone would prolly render it inoperable, plus id be throwing it over my shoulder, which may leave a crater, and be awesome if it doenst kill anyone. I hope that was straightforward.
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