Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Where do I find the exotic dancers that are up for bukkaking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 6, 2003 Author Share Posted October 6, 2003 Where do I find the exotic dancers that are up for bukkaking? It's a special kind of woman that actually enjoys taking a shot in the face. Some religions belief this, not truth or love, are actually the point of life. There are actually 12 of them in your tri-county area, but giving you their names & addresses would take much of life's magic away, i fear. Think of all the great moment's youd miss, trying to pull a houdinin on a unwilling victim. Sure, there'll be lawsuits before you find the right smile to go with a peal necklace, but as Dinghy & Volvo say, life is about the journey, not simply the destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 How can ya tell which kinda chix like the a) Loud, obnoxious guys b)Quiet, shy guys Is there a key to it? Is there a way to cater one's personality to get some poon, by judging what kinda gals they are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 6, 2003 Author Share Posted October 6, 2003 How can ya tell which kinda chix like the a ) Loud, obnoxious guys b )Quiet, shy guys Is there a key to it? Is there a way to cater one's personality to get some poon, by judging what kinda gals they are? a) She listens to Marky Mark, enjoys reagge fests (despite hating reagge) and public urination (despite having no penises), and often claims to have taken on 3 men at one time, which is a lie, cause she did like 4 after school this one time. B) She has a vaginer. So your answer is: not so much, but the key might lie in alcohol. If she drinks wine - espeically german whites, like zinfandel, granache, etc - she likes facials, if you know what i mean. If she drinks beer, she prolly smells down there, and someone left their car keys inside her. If she orders a cosmopolitan or something youve never heard of, she's like 12. And if she doesnt drink, she's a closet ho with a penchant for spiky anal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 What's the best movie to watch with a chick alone in the dark late at night to get her randy for me by the end (not a porn, I need something she'd be willing to watch with me first)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 7, 2003 Author Share Posted October 7, 2003 What's the best movie to watch with a chick alone in the dark late at night to get her randy for me by the end (not a porn, I need something she'd be willing to watch with me first)? Braveheart. Ok, it kinda depends on the chick. The girly-girls dig the romantic comedies (Gihli) and softcore shit (Original Sin), the freaks dig something with spice (Requiem for a Dream, Brazil). Acutally, if she's in the mood after seeing Kids, you should prolly run for cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 i) I know it makes ya look cool, but what other advantages are there to smoking? ii) Who's hotter - Faye Dunaway in "Bonnie and Clyde" or Lana Turner in "The Postman Always Rings Twice" iii) Why the fuck is it called "The Postman Always Rings Twice"? What the hell is John Garfield going on about when he says it at the end of the flick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 7, 2003 Author Share Posted October 7, 2003 I know it makes ya look cool, but what other advantages are there to smoking? It's become a slight avant-grade thing now that its unpopular. Uhm...you get smoking breaks that i dont. Other than that...chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, funny smells, sin tax, and Dennis Leary (poor man's Hicks) as a role model. For what its worth, making out with a smoker is nothing like making out with an ashtray; trust me. Who's hotter - Faye Dunaway in "Bonnie and Clyde" or Lana Turner in "The Postman Always Rings Twice" Turner, but by a dyed blonde cunthair. Why the fuck is it called "The Postman Always Rings Twice"? What the hell is John Garfield going on about when he says it at the end of the flick? Wait, was that before or after the orgy scene with the gardener and the plumber? And where was John Garfield...? You know, we may not have seen the same flick at all. Did yours have Ashley Juggs in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Why does Iron Man get no respect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Cause there's no telling if he goes commando or not, duh! How can you respect a dude if you're constantly wondering if his tackle is flapping against the inside of his shiny metal suit? At least with spidey we see him in his tighty whiteys putting on or taking off his suit every now and then. Couple of movie questions: 1) The Passion: all Latin and Aramaic, no subtitles. Mel Gibson: Crazy or genius? 2) Will Kill Bill fulfill the drill and thrill with skill, like Brazil, or will Kill bill spill and ill like swill of krill, like Notting Hill? 3) Did jack and jill go up a hill, behind the mill, then take a pill to chill? Did jack drill and fill Jill until he made her shrill? 4) How much sense did that make? Nil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Did the Energizer Bunny ever stop going and going and going? Where is he now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Who gives better cabeza? Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, or Beyonce Knowles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 1. is the spork really that much more usefull than a regular spoon ? 2. what is the most politicaly correct way to tell someone that they are useless and deserve to be subject to intense medical research (which could lead up to removal of vital organs) 3. pornagraphy... art or hormonal imbalance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 Why does Iron Man get no respect? I'm not entirely sure. I mean; rich guy, self-made, totally human, dark brooding and alla that...its pretty original stuff, if youve never hard of Batman. Seriously tho? I think its the same thing that hurts, say, Green Lantern - no legendary writer fleshing him out (Frank Miller on Daredevil, etc), and a weak villian cast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 The Passion: all Latin and Aramaic, no subtitles. Mel Gibson: Crazy or genius? I have an answer, but....yeah, check back in quarter three, 2004. Will Kill Bill fulfill the drill and thrill with skill, like Brazil, or will Kill bill spill and ill like swill of krill, like Notting Hill? By friday, i may (i dare say) relay an answer that way. In my way, Ill lay by the hay (i just may), but...not this day. PS it damn well better....ay. Did jack and jill go up a hill, behind the mill, then take a pill to chill? Did jack drill and fill Jill until he made her shrill? Actually...no. Jack and jill went up the hill, Jill said "buttfucking is mad chill!" but the ho wasnt on the pill, so they gots dirty and mad ill little did they think the other would be, the one who has the HIV. and yes, 2T, that ad appears in comics. How much sense did that make? Nil? Very lil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 Did the Energizer Bunny ever stop going and going and going? Where is he now? He's currently doing well, speed rehab has helped, thus far, but let's just say he's familiar with the intimacies of the Betty Ford clinic. He's got new ads out, im told. His gay lover, the merchandising whore happy bunny, however, isnt fairing quite so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world? I did..and she's the reason that god made a grrl (oh, yes you are...) Prince, however, is a poor man's Morris Day & The Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 Who gives better cabeza? Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, or Beyonce Knowles? Jolie: + DSL - She may bite Beyonce: + Lets just say things are crazy right now - ..but Jigga man might have you killed to promote record sales Salma: + Latin (erego, catholic) so she'll prolly swallow - ...i cant think of a negative, so she wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 is the spork really that much more usefull than a regular spoon ? Yes, but only on chitlin's, bad BBQ food, etc. The only reason the spork doesnt gain mainstream accpetance is that the foods its used for arent very classy. That, and we'd all need another @#$% kitchen drawer. Personally, im a fan, and have no idea why no one's killed a man with one yet, or at least gotten caught in a sexual scandal implementing one. what is the most politicaly correct way to tell someone that they are useless and deserve to be subject to intense medical research (which could lead up to removal of vital organs "So, uh...youre votin to keep Bush in office next term, eh?" Sorry, polticial forum's not seein much action; walk on by... pornagraphy... art or hormonal imbalance? It's a genre of artistc yet risque, indie...boobs. I say, the ones that try new shit (like 3-D, parodies of movies/politics etc, innovations like, say, using a spork) are artsy. Not "hang it on a wall" fine artsy for the wanks, but artsy. The "pardon me ma'am, im here to clean your pipes" "Oh goood...could you check the basement? Its really wet down there.." bow chicka bow wow cookie-cutter ones (fuck i need to lay off the porn), not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 1) What makes a man go gay? 2) What makes a woman go gay? 3) AC/DC's music... never gets old or out of style, explain this phenomena? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 What makes a man go gay? Desire for surplus cock. In the words of Brody "They just...they need dick, you know?!" Dont listen to tho, he'll tell you its a default position after women reject you, and then he'll blame Mindy. What makes a woman go gay? The lack of this need. It technically has somethin to do with Mendel, double x chromo's & such, but more of it has to do with Sarah Mclaughlin, Ani Difranco and the desire to clean carpets. AC/DC's music... never gets old or out of style, explain this phenomena? Eh...cause Clear Channel & Big 106 play em like its the thing to do...? I dunno man. Theyre a fun band, sure, but only on a greatest hits, or maybe Razor's Edge, tops. Seriously, try to go back & listen to a whole classic AC/DC album; i bet youll make it halfway before thinkin its like listenin to Starscream (the decepticon) sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 If you were on a desert island and could only take 3 things what would they be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 1) Whatever happened to the women on this forum? 2) Is Sisqo gay or not? What about Ricky Martin? 3) Will I ever get laid by a hot asian chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 If you were on a desert island and could only take 3 things what would they be? A boat, some gas, and food supplies. I always thought that was an easy one. If that's considered cheatin...then food, a chick, and i guess birth control? I mean, you dont wanna go havin babies all over this Lord of the Flies island, i figure. Id really like a book & some music, but eh, there's only 3 optoins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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