Silent Bob Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Yeah that Bond song sucked. They shoulda just used Like A Virgin. Woulda been about as appropiate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 "sigmund freud..analyze this!" that line alone makes me hope she drowns in wild boar semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 24, 2005 Author Share Posted May 24, 2005 how many boars would it take to produce enough semen do drown madonna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 24, 2005 Author Share Posted May 24, 2005 waitaminute.... i cant be asking questions in my own thread... uhm, 38 boars I'd say...maybe 39 to have one do the reach arounds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 wow... almost forgot about this corner of the world... it appears that everyone else did too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 hahaha that was hilarious. how's work? do you like it? do you prefer ketchup, catsup, or mustard? mayo or miracle whip? real potatoes or instant? if you were given the chance to go into space at the age of 60, but there was a chance you wouldn't come back again, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 hahaha that was hilarious. -how's work? -do you like it? -do you prefer ketchup, catsup, or mustard? -mayo or miracle whip? -real potatoes or instant? -if you were given the chance to go into space at the age of 60, but there was a chance you wouldn't come back again, would you? -Work is good. Getting a $2,500 raise next month. -It's tolerable, I dont dread going in...so thats good. -well ketsup,catsup are one in the same then mustard is way out in left field... and the answer is mustard, spicy or honey mustard preferably. Spicy for roast beef and honey for all else -mayo... I am a man -real or instant, dont matter to me, for... I am a man -uhm, chance not coming back b/c I get to colonize the moon or mars or something... or as in the shuttle blows up or I die from a heart attack? yes / no... or depends if I am hating life at that moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 and I just re-read the wild boar series posts ... man that shit was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 2, 2005 Author Share Posted October 2, 2005 I feel neglected cough*bump*cough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 What's the first thing you do when you come home after you've been gone for a while? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 3, 2005 Author Share Posted October 3, 2005 What's the first thing you do when you come home after you've been gone for a while? like working all day gone awhile or coming back from vacation awhile? worked all day... i come in, grab a drink, head up to the room and log on the computer, and see what be up. coming home from vacation... lug the suit case up to the room, find out where I can hide it so I dont have to unpack it til I need something out of it, then lay in bed crying that my trip is over... yet so glad to be home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 3, 2005 Author Share Posted October 3, 2005 oh and if the public facilities are nasty... I tend to use my restroom right away when I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 nobody wants to play wif me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 so how's the no masturbation going? how's the no porn going? have you figured out what you're going to waste all that built up semen on? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 so how's the no masturbation going?how's the no porn going? have you figured out what you're going to waste all that built up semen on? haha sucks sucks whoever wants to suck... on a more serious note... it has definately taken some getting used to.. and not really used to it yet. the no porn.. it is hard, its almost everytime I sit down at the computer at home that I go to worldsex.com... just to check a few things out ya know so having to remind myself, now aint the time, is just gettin ' old! Well I will either work the jerk, or keep my fingers crossed that my lady interest wants to help me out.. but she has been kinda stingy on me lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 My mind is on sex and since you're trying to be celibate, I'm going to be evil. What's your preffered method of masturbation? Details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 My mind is on sex and since you're trying to be celibate, I'm going to be evil. What's your preffered method of masturbation? Details. uhm... well I do own a fleshlight, but I don't use it all that much. Does give a rather nice stimulation however. the slow rub a dub while sitting down or standing. thumb along the top and the 4 fingers on the bottom half. and of course you always have the fail safe lotion... grab it and work it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 aastro glide or wet works best ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 So after this 10 days of no masturbation is over, do you ever think you'll do it again? When it's over are you going to write an essay of your trials and tribulations and post it on Hondos? I think you should I would read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Well, in order to give a proper replym I would have to answer this after it is over. While blue balls suck... I am sure the 1st time in 10 days will feel really fricken great. This could lead me to 'power' masturbations! So I will have to evaluate the situation after the 10 day drought is over. I am no scholar... but I will consider the trials and tribulations thread. I guess I could ramble about how each ugly person gets so much prettier as each day progresses... much like the effects of alcohol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 oh and each time I sit down... I notice they are even more sensative... could only imagine 40 days. wait... no I cant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 hahah is that true about the ugly people, if so that is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 well they don't get prettier.. but they become more doable... if that makes any sense. generally noone wants to do below a 6 on the 1-10 scale. I could settle for a 4-5 right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 what would constitue as a 4 or 5? celebrity wise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 uhm.. rosanne... bjork lol most celebrities arent below a 6... I will have to think about this one more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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