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hahaha that was hilarious.

 

-how's work?

-do you like it?

-do you prefer ketchup, catsup, or mustard?

-mayo or miracle whip?

-real potatoes or instant?

-if you were given the chance to go into space at the age of 60, but there was a chance you wouldn't come back again, would you?

 

-Work is good. Getting a $2,500 raise next month.

-It's tolerable, I dont dread going in...so thats good.

-well ketsup,catsup are one in the same then mustard is way out in left field... and the answer is mustard, spicy or honey mustard preferably. Spicy for roast beef and honey for all else

-mayo... I am a man

-real or instant, dont matter to me, for... I am a man

-uhm, chance not coming back b/c I get to colonize the moon or mars or something... or as in the shuttle blows up or I die from a heart attack? yes / no... or depends if I am hating life at that moment...

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What's the first thing you do when you come home after you've been gone for a while?

 

like working all day gone awhile or coming back from vacation awhile?

 

worked all day... i come in, grab a drink, head up to the room and log on the computer, and see what be up.

 

coming home from vacation... lug the suit case up to the room, find out where I can hide it so I dont have to unpack it til I need something out of it, then lay in bed crying that my trip is over... yet so glad to be home.

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so how's the no masturbation going?

how's the no porn going?

have you figured out what you're going to waste all that built up semen on? haha

 

sucks

sucks

whoever wants to suck...

 

 

on a more serious note...

 

it has definately taken some getting used to.. and not really used to it yet.

 

the no porn.. it is hard, its almost everytime I sit down at the computer at home that I go to worldsex.com... just to check a few things out ya know :) so having to remind myself, now aint the time, is just gettin ' old!

 

Well I will either work the jerk, or keep my fingers crossed that my lady interest wants to help me out.. but she has been kinda stingy on me lately.

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My mind is on sex and since you're trying to be celibate, I'm going to be evil.  :2T:  What's your preffered method of masturbation? Details.

 

uhm... well I do own a fleshlight, but I don't use it all that much. Does give a rather nice stimulation however.

 

the slow rub a dub while sitting down or standing. thumb along the top and the 4 fingers on the bottom half.

 

and of course you always have the fail safe lotion... grab it and work it...

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Well, in order to give a proper replym I would have to answer this after it is over. While blue balls suck... I am sure the 1st time in 10 days will feel really fricken great. This could lead me to 'power' masturbations! So I will have to evaluate the situation after the 10 day drought is over.

 

I am no scholar... but I will consider the trials and tribulations thread. I guess I could ramble about how each ugly person gets so much prettier as each day progresses... much like the effects of alcohol...

 

:yup:

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