What are you listening to right now?

[Silent Bob]

Yeah...don't ask...

 

Not Home - Stephen Lynch

 

You say that you're leaving

But just for a day

The company wants you

To fly to LA

So I sit here alone

And I sit and I say

What will I do today

Today

While you're away?

 

I

 

Will

 

Sniff all your underwear

Dress in your clothes

Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose

I know it's not easy to leave me alone

But it's more fun when you're not home.

 

Also on the brain:

 

Germany was having trouble

What a sad, sad story

Needed a new leader

To restore its former glory

Where oh where was he?

Where could that man be?

We looked around

And then we found

The man for you and me

 

And now it's

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Deutschland is happy and gay

We're marching to a faster pace

Look out, here comes the master race

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Rhineland's a fine land once more

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Watch out, Europe, we're going on tour

 

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

(Look it's springtime!)

Winter for Poland and France

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Come on, Germans, go into your dance

 

Heil myself

Heil to me

I'm the Kraut who's out to change our history

Heil myself

Raise your hand

There's no greater dictator in the land

Everything I do I do for you

(Yes you do!)

If you're lookin' for a war here's World War II

Heil myself

Raise your beer

(Jawohl!)

Every hotsy totsy Nazi stand and cheer

(Hurray!)

 

The Fuhrer

Is causing a furor

He's got those Russians on the run

You gotta love that wacky Hun

The Fuhrer is causing a furor

They can't say no to his demands

They're freakin' out in foreign lands

He's got the whole world in his hands

The Fuhrer is causing a furor

 

I was just a paper hanger

No one more obscurer

Got a phone call from the Reichstag

Told me I was Fuhrer

Germany was blue

Oh what oh what to do?

Hitched up my pants

And conquered France

Now Deutschland's smilin' through!

But it wasn't always so easy! It was 1932. Hindenburg was workin' the big room and I...I was playin' the lounge. And then I got my big break. Somebody burned down the Reichstag! And wouldn't you believe it? They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!

It ain't no mystery

If it's politics or history

The thing you gotta know is

Everything is show biz!

Heil myself

Watch my show

I'm the German Ethel Merman

Dontcha know

We are crossing borders

The new world order is here

Make a great big smile

Everyone one sieg heil

To me

Wonderful me

 

And now it's

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Goosestep's the new step today

Bombs falling from the sky again

Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

U-boats are sailing once more

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Means that soon we'll be going

We've got to be going

You know we'll be going

You bet we'll be going

Soon we'll be going to war!

 

I can't believe I just typed all that...

[Jables]

Uh huh, this is my shit

All the girls stomp your feet like this

 

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna to happen like that

Because I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl

 

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit

 

I heard that you were talking shit

And you didn't think that I would hear it

People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

So I'm ready to attack, gonna take you out

That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up

 

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna to happen like that

Because I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl

 

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit

 

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers

No principals,no student-teachers

All the boys want to be the winner, but there can only be one

So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all

Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you

That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

 

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna to happen like that

Because I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl

 

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit

 

Let me hear you say this shit is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

(This shit is bananas)

(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

 

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna to happen like that

Because I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl

 

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit

 

Thanks a whole fucking lot Alana.

Edited May 3, 2005 by Skeeter

[La Lindsay]

Bright Eyes- When the president talks to God

 

When the president talks to God

Are the conversations brief or long?

Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights

And send poor farm kids off to die?

Does God suggest an oil hike

When the president talks to God?

 

When the president talks to God

Are the consonants all hard or soft?

Is he resolute all down the line?

Is every issue black or white?

Does what God say ever change his mind

When the president talks to God?

 

When the president talks to God

Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?

Agree which convicts should be killed?

Where prisons should be built and filled?

Which voter fraud must be concealed

When the president talks to God?

 

When the president talks to God

I wonder which one plays the better cop

We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke

No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't

Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke

That's what God recommends

 

When the president talks to God

Do they drink near beer and go play golf

While they pick which countries to invade

Which Muslim souls still can be saved?

I guess god just calls a spade a spade

When the president talks to God

 

When the president talks to God

Does he ever think that maybe he's not?

That that voice is just inside his head

When he kneels next to the presidential bed

Does he ever smell his own bullshit

When the president talks to God?

 

I doubt it

 

I doubt it

 

 

he performed this on jay leno last night...what a fucking bear.

Edited May 3, 2005 by La Lindsay

[pictureofdorian]

NIN- Right Where It Belongs

 

See the animal in his cage that you built,

Are you sure what side you're on?

Better not look him too closely in the eye,

Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?

See the safety of the life you have built,

Everything where it belongs

Feel the hollowness inside of your heart,

And it's all...right where it belongs

 

What if everything around you,

Isn't quite as it seems?

What if all the world you think you know,

Is an elaborate dream?

And if you look at your reflection,

Is it all you want it to be?

What if you could look right through the cracks,

Would you find yourself...find yourself afraid to see?

 

What if all the world's inside of your head?

Just creations of your own

Your devils and your gods all the living and the dead

And you really oughta know

You can live in this illusion

You can choose to believe

You keep looking but you can't find the woods,

Are you hiding in the trees?

 

What if everything around you,

Isn't quite as it seems?

What if all the world you used to know,

Is an elaborate dream?

And if you look at your reflection,

Is it all you want it to be?

What if you could look right through the cracks,

Would you find yourself...find yourself afraid to see?

[pictureofdorian]

the dresden dolls- truce

 

you can have washington i'll take new jersey

you can have london but i want new york city

 

i should get providence i've got a job now

los angeles - obvious - that's where you belong now

 

you can have africa asia australia

as long as you keep your hands off cafe pamplona

 

we can split germany right down the middle

you'd hate it there anyway

take berlin and well call it even

 

you can take all of the carry-on baggage

i'll trade the saskia jokes for the alphabet language

 

and if we find out that we have any children

we'll trade them off summers and alternating weekends

 

you call it over and i call you psycho

significant other?

just say we were lovers and we'll call it even

we'll call it even

 

i am the ground zero ex-friend you ordered

disgused as a hero to get past your borders

i know when i'm wanted i'll leave when you ask me to

mind my own business and speak when i'm spoken to

 

i am the tower around which you orbited

i am not proud i am just taking orders

i fall to the groud within moments of impact

i hit back if hit

and attack if attacked

 

you get route 2 between concord and lexington

i want mass ave from the sqaure to my apartment

 

and if we should meet through some misunderstanding

ill be very sweet very patient and forgiving

(now get off my side of the state)

 

and if we should meet one another in passing

despite these techniques there is sometimes no avoiding

(there must be some kind of mistake)

 

we'll raise high our white flags and say hi and shake hands

declaring the land we're on unamerican

we'll call it even

 

i am the tower around which you orbited

i am not proud i am just taking orders

i fall to the groud within moments of impact

i hit back if hit

and attack if attacked

 

i am an accident waiting to happen

i'm laughing like mad while you strangle the captain

my place may be taken, but make no mistake

from a little black black box i can say without shame

that you've lost

do you know what you've lost?

 

so take whatever you'd like

i'll strike like the States on fire

you won't sleep very tight

no hiding

no safe covers

make your bed and now lie

just like you always do

you can fake it for the papers but i'm on to you....

 

[ChristyandJake]

Aretha Franklin

Mr.Bigstuff, who do u think u are?

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna get my love

 

Not because you wear

All those fancy clothes (oh yeah)

And have a big fine car

Oh yes you do now

Do you think I can't afford

To give you my love (oh yeah)

You think you're higher,

Than every star above

 

Mr.Bigstuff, who do you think you are?

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna get my love

 

Now I know all the girls

I've seen you with

I know you broke their hearts

And ate them up bit by bit

You made them cry,

Many poor girls cry

When they trying to keep you happy,

They just trying ta keep you satisfied

 

Mr. Bigstuff,(tell me tell me), who do you think you are?

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna get my love

 

I'd rather give my love

To a poor guy that has a love that is true

(Oh yeah)

Then to be fooled by,

And get hurt by you

 

Cause when I give my love,

I want love in return (oh yeah)

Now I know this is a lesson

Mr.Bigstuff you haven't learned

 

Mr.Bigstuff, tell me, who do you think you are?

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna get my love

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna break my heart

Mr.Bigstuff, you're never gonna make me cry

[pictureofdorian]

Kristeen Young- P.E.9.14

 

I'm sorry for calling, but I didn't know where I was.

Nothing looked familiar, and I was bumping into walls.

I'm sorry for calling, It's me- you'll be glad to know.

But when I stumbled 'cross you're number, it felt like home.

I was never there when you needed,

But I need you now.

What could you be possibly doing?

'Cause I've got something to say.

Now you'll never know...mmm

Now you'll never know...mmm

Now you'll never...

I'm sorry for calling, but I didn't know where I was.

Nothing looked for familiar, and I was bumping into walls.

I'm sorry for calling, It's me- You'll be glad to know.

But, when I stumbled 'cross your number, it smelled like home.

I never did what I promised.

Then, you lost your job.

Then, I disemboweled your life's dream.

But, it was beautiful then.

Now you'll never know...mmm

Now we'll never know...

[ChristyandJake]

MERLE HAGGARD

That's the Way Love Goes

 

I've been throwing horseshoes

Over my left shoulder

I've spent most all my life

Searching for that four-leafed clover

 

Yet you ran with me,

Chasing my rainbows

And honey I love you, too

that's the way love goes.

 

That's the way love goes, babe

That's the music God made

For all the world to sing

Its never old; it grows

Losing makes me sorry

well now, "Honey, don't worry."

dont u kno i love u too

that's the way love goes.

 

thats the way love goes babe

thats the music god made

for all the world to sing

it's never old it grows

 

losin makes me sorry

you say, honey i dont worry

i love you too

thats the way love goes

[MetalHeart]

Tori Amos >> Pancake

 

I believe in defending

in what we once

stood for

It seems in vogue

to be a closet

misogynist homophobe

[MetalHeart]

From here

no Lines are

drawn

From here

no lands

are owned

13,000 and Holding

swallowed

in the purring

of her Engines

tracking the Beakon

here

"is there a Signal

there

on the other side"

on the other side?

 

what do you mean side of

what things?

 

and you said

and you did

and you said

you would find me

here and you said you would

find me even in Death

and you said

and you said

You'd find me

But

 

I can't see New York

as I'm circling down

through white cloud

falling out

and

I know his lips

are warm

but I can't seem

to find my way out

my way out

 

I can't see New York

as I'm circling Down

through white cloud

falling out

and

I know his

lips are warm

but I can't

seem to find

my way out

my way out

of

this Hunting ground

 

From here

crystal meth

In

metres of millions

In

the end

all we have,

soul blueprint.

did we get

lost in it

do we

conduct a

search

for this

 

"from the other

side"

from the other

side?

what do they mean side of

what things...

 

and you said

and you did

and you said

you would find me

here and you said that you would

find me even in Death

and you said

and you said

You'd find me

But

 

I can't see New York

as I'm circling down

through white cloud

falling out

and

I know his lips

are warm

but I can't seem

To find my way out

my way out

 

I can't see New York

as I'm circling down

through white cloud

falling out

and

I know your lips

are warm

but I can't seem

to find my way

my way out

of your hunting ground

 

you again

It's you again

I can't see

I can't see

New York

from the other side

from the other side

 

I Hum

from the

other side

 

"She thinks she's got it all figured out and then she, um, she goes to Boston airport. And that is when the thread leaves her and follows another woman on a different plane. And Scarlet takes a little plane. And she gets into New York and she gets into New York City where she sees this plane that this other woman is on that the thread, mm, followed and tied itself to. She sees this plane crash above New York City. And...the thread comes back to her while she's on the ground and in the panic and the chaos that happens she's able to see and hear what this woman went through before she died. So she takes that thread with her. And she doesn't leave New York, I think it's almost like uhh feeling a friend that's wounded. Not wanting to leave their side. At a certain point though, she goes. It's time for her to go."

-- Scarlet Stories CD

 

[pictureofdorian]

the dresden dolls- good day

 

so you dont want to hear about my good song?

and you dont want to hear about how i am getting on

with all the things that i can get done

the sun is in the sky & i am by my lonesome

so you don't want to hear about my good day?

you have better things to do than to hear me say

 

god its been a lovely day! everything is going my way

i took out the trash today and i'm on fire...

 

so you don't want to hear about my good friends?

you dont have the guts to take the truth or consequence

success is in the eye of the beholder

and its looking even better over your cold shoulder

 

i'm not suggesting you up and line me up for questioning

but jesus think about the bridges you are burning

and i'm betting

that even though you knew it from the start

you'd rather be a bitch than be an ordinary broken heart

 

so go ahead and talk about your bad day...

i want all the details of the pain and misery

that you are inflicting on the others

i consider them my sisters and i'd like their numbers

 

god its been a lovely day! everything is going my way

i took up croquet today and i'm on fire

 

i picked up the pieces of my broken ego

i have finally made my peace as far as you and me go

but i'd love to have you up to see the place

& i'd like to do more than survive i'd like to rub it in your face.....

 

hey! its been a lovely day! everything is going my way

i had so much fun today and i'm on fire

god it's been a lovely day everything's been going my way

ever since you went away hey i'm on fire.....

i'm on fire...

i'm on fire...

so you dont want to hear about my good day?

[Arnah]

Sadly - (and I cant get it OUT of my head)

 

"....wake me up.... before you go go, dont leave me.... hangin on like a yo-yo"

 

Nothing but that line, on repeat, in my head :(

[Signal08]

heard it the other day after not hearing it for awhile

 

Cranberries - Dreams

 

Oh my life

Is changing everyday

In every possible way

 

And Oh my dreams

It's never quite as it seems

Never quite as it seems

 

I know I've felt like this before

But now I'm feeling it even more

Because it came from you

 

And then I open up and see

The person falling here is me

A different way to be

La

 

I want more (impossible to ignore)

I want more (impossible to ignore)

 

And they'll come true (impossible not to do)

And they'll come true (impossible not to do)

 

And now I'll tell you openly

You have my heart so don't hurt me

You're what I couldn't find

 

A totally amazing mind

So understanding and so kind

You're everything to me

[Iwakuralain16]

Pink Floyd - Time

 

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day

You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town

Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.

 

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.

You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.

No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

 

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking

Racing around to come up behind you again.

The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

 

Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.

Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way

The time is gone, the song is over,

Thought I'd something more to say.

Edited May 11, 2005 by Iwakuralain16

[MetalHeart]

VALERIE SO FLY!!!

 

 

 

 

[Nanno]

the song i've been humming to all day is (well theres two)

 

Stereophonics "dakota" and the new one from oasis

 

just cant be bothered typing the lyrics

[ChristyandJake]

I LOVE THIS SONG:

 

Artist: Stealers Wheel Lyrics

Song: Stuck in the Middle With You Lyrics

 

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feeling that something ain't right,

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,

Stuck in the middle with you.

 

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,

And I'm wondering what it is I should do,

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,

Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

 

Well you started out with nothing,

And you're proud that you're a self made man,

And your friends, they all come crawlin,

Slap you on the back and say,

Please.... Please.....

 

Trying to make some sense of it all,

But I can see that it makes no sense at all,

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

 

Well you started out with nothing,

And you're proud that you're a self made man,

And your friends, they all come crawlin,

Slap you on the back and say,

Please.... Please.....

 

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feeling that something ain't right,

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,

Clowns to the left of me,

Jokers to the right, here I am,

Stuck in the middle with you,

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,

Stuck in the middle with you.

[La Lindsay]

everytime i hear that song now i think of that scene in reservoir dogs

[La Lindsay]

"An Honest Mistake" by the bravery...super dance rock whore lindsay time.

 

People

They don't mean a thing to you

They move right through you

Just like your breath

But sometimes

I still think of you

And I just wanted to

Just wanted you to know

My old friend...

I swear I never meant for this

I never meant...

 

Don't look at me that way

It was an honest mistake

Don't look at me that way

It was an honest mistake

An honest mistake

 

Sometimes

I forget I'm still awake

I fuck up and say these things out loud

 

My old friend...

I swear I never meant for this

I never meant...

 

Don't look at me that way

It was an honest mistake

Don't look at me that way

It was an honest mistake

An honest mistake

 

Don't look at me that way

It was an honest mistake

Don't look at me that way

It was an honest mistake

An honest mistake

[Jont]

Various songs from AD/ BC a Rock Opera, It's a story told in rock about the Nativity of Christ.

 

 

"Christ I swear I never touched her, but she tells me it'll be alright,

God came down and showed my girl his holy light."

 

I can't describe it and give it justice, you have to see for yourself.

 

http://www.uknova.com/download.php/9904/AD...20Opera.torrent

[King of Snake]

Various songs from AD/ BC a Rock Opera, It's a story told in rock about the Nativity of Christ.

"Christ I swear I never touched her, but she tells me it'll be alright,

God came down and showed my girl his holy light."

 

I can't describe it and give it justice, you have to see for yourself.

 

http://www.uknova.com/download.php/9904/AD...20Opera.torrent

This is one of the best things I've seen and heard in a while, not only is it a top comedy but the songs are spot on and catchy as hell, much like Team America got the Bruckheimer music. Best songs have to be the one in the meeting with Tony and then of course the 'Running an inn is just mumbo and jive' with all the tempo changes and the big bombastic bridge:

Looks like my star has gone out tonight...

 

I feel so small now she's gone

She was right and I was wrong

Old King H aint gonna show

Christ, any fool would know

I think about her in my mind

Wanna touch her all the time

When I pray to God above

Even when I'm making looooove....

 

I thought I could trust you, thought I could count on you

Lord!

Now I feel cheated, used up and misleaded

Lord!

But you hold the cards, you stack the deck

You roll the dice, I'm at your beck...

...and call

Like it or not you call the shots, you made the world so fair enough

Lord

(Like it or not he calls the shots, he made the world) That's all I got

Now...

 

Backtalking streetwalking mumbo and jive

I don't think I'll get out of this town alive

I'm just a man I'll do what I can

Making my way down in Bethlehem

Book flicking, song singing, chapter and bell

I don't understand you 'cause my life is hell

I ask for salvation you show me no light

Always on my case man, why be so tight

It's just mumbo and jive, it's just mumbo and jive

Running an inn is just mumbo and jive, it's just!

 

 

Lord I am down on my knees

Please save me, deliver me

Please answer one enquiry

Who, when, what, how and...

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

PS: "I've never been too good with keys..."

[MetalHeart]

Yaaaaaaaaaay Dave sent this to me last night, so I shall watch it very very soon.

[MetalHeart]

Sailors fighting in the dance hall

Oh man! Look at those cavemen go

It's the freakiest show

Take a look at the Lawman

Beating up the wrong guy

Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

He's in the best selling show

Is there life on Mars?

[King of Snake]

 

Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc

 

(Feel Good...[9x])

[Damon Albarn]

City's breaking down on a camel’s back.

They just have to go 'cos they dont know wack

So all you fill the streets it’s appealing to see

You wont get undercounted 'cos you're damn ass free

You got a new horizon it's ephemeral style.

A melancholy town where we never smile.

And all I wanna hear is the message beep.

My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep, no..

 

BEEP

 

Windmill, windmill for the land.

Learn forever hand in hand

Take it all there on your stride

It is sticking, falling down

Love forever love is free

Let’s turn forever you and me

Windmill, windmill for the land

Is everybody in?

 

[De La Soul]

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,

Lining them up like ass cracks,

Lay these ponies at the track

its my chocolate attack.

Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here

Care bear repping in the heart of this here

watch me as I gravitate

hahahahahahaa.

Yo, we gonna ghost town,

this motown,

with yo sound

you're in the place

you gonna bite the dust

Cant fight with us

With yo sound

you kill the INC.

so dont stop, get it, get it

until you're cheddar header.

Yo, watch the way I navigate

ahahahahahhaa.

(Feel Good...[4x])

 

[Damon Albarn]

Windmill, Windmill for the land.

Learn forever hand in hand

Take it all in on your stride

It is sticking, falling down

Love forever love is free

Let’s turn forever you and me

Windmill, windmill for the land

Is everybody in?

 

[De La Soul]

Dont stop, get it, get it

we are your captains in it (Feel Good...)

steady, watch me navigate

ahahahahahhaa (Feel Good...)

Dont stop, get it, get it

we are your captains in it (Feel Good...)

steady, watch me navigate

ahahahahahhaa (Feel Good...)

(Feel Good...[4x])

Edited May 24, 2005 by King Of Snake

[pictureofdorian]

But she will not let you go

But this time I’m not coming back

She will not let you go

But this time I’m not coming back

Keeps holding on

She will not let you go

Keeps holding on and on

She will not let you go

 

 

No, no, no, no, no!

With teeth

With teeth

With teeth

With teeth

 

I cannot go through this again

 

No, no, no, no, no!

 

With teeth

With teeth

With teeth

 

With teeth

You’ve finally found the place where you belong

It comes on strong

She makes you hard

The rules have changed, the line begins to blur

To what you were

Wave goodbye

With teeth

 

With teeth

With teeth

 

With teeth

And it runs deeper than you dare to dream it could be

The black seal

She makes you better than anything you’ve tried

It’s in her kiss

She comes along

She gets inside

 

With Teeth- Nine Inch Nails