Silent Bob Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Yes, because every one else is doing it...and mostly because I'm just bored silly. It's the official Ask SiBob thread where I dispense the wisdom learned through years of keeping my big fat mouth shut. Ask me anythin' ya want, anything at all, no limits. ....except "when are you updating Drawing the Line". I'm not gonna answer that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 ....except "when are you updating Drawing the Line". I'm not gonna answer that one. You realize that's the only thing we give a shit about from you right? Hahaha! Just kidding...no, seriously, get on it already! Um, how about...Signal: repressed self-loathing closet gay? Or is my repressed self-loathing closet gaydar off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Since youre about the closest we get to Kevin Smith...."Black Cat: The Men that Evil do"...does your magic 8-ball point to "outlook not so good" or "the new battle chasers"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 19, 2004 Author Share Posted September 19, 2004 Um, how about...Signal: repressed self-loathing closet gay? Or is my repressed self-loathing closet gaydar off? Oh, gayer than a tree full of parakeets. That macho overcompensation. That cynical view of most women. That obsession with handguns. But speaking of handguns, I'm not in the mood today to piss somebody off who owns one. The official position is that Sig looooooves the pussy, as one...uh...lucky Hondonian can vouch for, I'm sure. Having never gotten a blowjob from him, despite being his best friend since elementary (gay or not, I don't think it's too much to ask after all these years, do you?) I can't really say for certain, I can only tell you what he's insisted at gun point that I tell you. He does love to wrap his hands around a cold hard projectile weapon, though, what does that tell you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 19, 2004 Author Share Posted September 19, 2004 Since youre about the closest we get to Kevin Smith...."Black Cat: The Men that Evil do"...does your magic 8-ball point to "outlook not so good" or "the new battle chasers"? The finale of "Spiderman/Black Cat: The Evil that Men Do" will come out sometime in June of 2017 and will have the original Black Cat raped and killed then replaced with a clone who also happens to be the mother of the brother of the guy in the background on page 27 of New X-Men #129. It's also said to guest star Ben Affleck and has at least one scene where Spider-man refers to Mr. Brownstone as a "cock-knocker". The full run of the comic has already been sold to Miramax. Kevin Smith has agreed to write, direct, pull out of directing, and never finish the screenplay. And after that he'll do Fletch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 19, 2004 Author Share Posted September 19, 2004 UPDATE: Despite popular opinion, Sig isn't, never was and never will be gay. He remains absolutely, positively, certainly and emphatically attracted to da ladies. He does give pretty good head, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Dear Bob! I 've always wondered why we don't have the Jay equivalent on the board? I was also wondering that if it was ok to start a troll named JAY and post with him as a high, angry, foulmouthed, wigger? Then I forget that we have that already in the form of Benny! Don't be fooled by all that God talk... he's REALLY crazy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 That...taht wasnt a question! and did you just say "wigger"? Holy shit, youre more like your old man than donut... ps dear SB: this wasnt a question either, so...how ya been? Was the "mein furher! I CAN WALK!" bit in regards to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 Dear Bob! I 've always wondered why we don't have the Jay equivalent on the board? (points to Jax) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 Was the "mein furher! I CAN WALK!" bit in regards to you? Actually, "mein furher! I CAN WALK!" is the last line of Dr. Strangelove, but you're right I guess it's fitting as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 (points to Jax) Snoogins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 yeah but Jay is supposed to be tall....and promote the use of marijuana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 yeah but Jay is supposed to be tall....and promote the use of marijuana. And Silent Bob ain't supposed to do much talking. What's your point? And I do promot the use of marijuana, I just don't smoke it myself. This world would be a lot nicer place to live in if certain individuals just smoked some ganja very regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 yes but he always gives advice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 This world would be a lot nicer place to live in if certain individuals just smoked some ganja very regularly. The world would be a lot nicer place if certain individuals just injected ganja straight into their bloodstream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Dear Silent Bob, I'm kind of working on a banner for the music forum, involving our pal Jukey the box, and DJ Koopa, from the Jukebox page itself, only, i suck with Ulead gif animator. Any ideas? Or a second to whip one up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Dear SB, do you ever miss the other sb who never lived up to the SB name, spongy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Bob, am I still the Jay of the board, or is Jay (Skeeter) the new Jay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Dear Silent Bob, I'm kind of working on a banner for the music forum, involving our pal Jukey the box, and DJ Koopa, from the Jukebox page itself, only, i suck with Ulead gif animator. Any ideas? Or a second to whip one up? I always use ImageReady for animated gifs, myself. I'd be more'n happy to help you out with one if you lemme know what you want, but I probably wouldn't be able to until mid next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Dear SB, do you ever miss the other sb who never lived up to the SB name, spongy? NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Bob, am I still the Jay of the board, or is Jay (Skeeter) the new Jay? I really can't see Skeeter as Jay, so I imagine the honor still goes to thee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Do you like to groove it when no one is looking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 19, 2005 Author Share Posted March 19, 2005 Do you like to groove it when no one is looking? Absolutely. I'll do it right now, check this out! Awww yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 that was some slick groovin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 20, 2005 Author Share Posted March 20, 2005 Don't I know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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