TulipO Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 and who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Who put the ram--shit, I'd like to ram some stuff down your dumbass throat you happy little ho. Specifically all your little W00ts and Secret Fortune Someone's gonna mess with Texas. Lucky Numbers: 655321 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 Tu - fuck you been? love, IC ps are you still the dutchess of whiskey? Filming a porno starring your mom...and an elephant. Sure, I'm still the Duchess of Whiskey...if by that you mean awesomer that you, Oh yeah. I forgot to tell MH to inflict pain on herself so you get to do it twice. First, roll around in some honey and go disturb a beehive. Then meet us at the "studio." Your mom's waiting for you. Secret Fortune You have an inexplicable affection for Kenny G. This will cause people to beat the shit out of you. Lucky Numbers: 1066 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 TulipO, Just wanted to send my love from Down Under(and all that implies). Read your thread for the 1st time, and boy it's got me hot(which says a lot 'cause I'm burnt like fuckin' popcorn right now). Just so you know, J. P.S- Tell my secret fortune You filthy koala fucker. What you do to those bears is just sick. Keep them doped up all day, and then screw them senseless. Someday you're gonna get what's coming to you. Now, go turn the stove on high and stick your face in the burner. Hold it there until you have visible concentric rings on your face forever. Then we can use you as a dart board. Man that would be fun! Secret Fortune Someday soon the dope will wear off. Then you're koala treats pal. Lucky Number: D 503 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 15, 2005 Author Share Posted October 15, 2005 Buncha pussies obviously can't take getting their asses kicked. This place is getting soft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Hey MH, I have a question for YOU: What's "internet geek" for "Shut the fuck up?" "STFU" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted October 15, 2005 Author Share Posted October 15, 2005 TulipO just got her own ass kicked in her ass kicking thread by the "Nicest Hondonian." She thinks she just may run away and cry now. Nicely done MH, nicely done. BTW everyone else, this thread is no longer safe for work, or humans in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Hello Comrade, How's the weather over in your little communist paradise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 It's safe for work, just not page7.... oh that horrid page seven.... I love you Tu. Marry me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Get in line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 oh sir. I hav ebeen in line for YEARS. will you marry me, tulipO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 "STFU" THATS THE GROSSEST FUCKING THING I EVER DID SEE... HOLY HELL>>>>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 THANKS FOR MAKING PAGE EIGHT NSFW, MM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 yeah...oops...didn't even think about that ...sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclopes82 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 that is the most fucked u thing i've ever seen too, and i grew up in europe. AHHHHHHHHH!!!! that image is burned into my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntercrow Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Wow, that's all sorts of fucked up, congrats to MM for making my stomach turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted November 8, 2005 Author Share Posted November 8, 2005 Hello Comrade, How's the weather over in your little communist paradise? Stop trying to disguise what you really want with insipid small talk bro. I know what you really want, its so freakin obvious. You want French, Communist, cock...and a burrito, but that's besides the point Frogfidelifaggot. See, now you have a nifty new name fuckwad. We could just refer to you as The FFF...F, but I think having "The" before your title will only increase your considerable ego. Now go blow a monkey with a barbed penis and consider your ass kicked. Secret Fortune Someday you will admit that you love commies and your revolution will be successful. Children will read Karl Marx over the grave of Ronald Regan while they pee on it. ALL thanks to you. Lucky NUmbers: 1917 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted November 8, 2005 Author Share Posted November 8, 2005 will you marry me, tulipO Will I marry you? I'm oh so very flattered by the offer! No, wait, I lied. Besides, aren't you already marr... WAIT A FUCKING MMINUTE!!!!! I know what's going on here! MetalHeart is a MORMON!!! A poo-loving, Mormon! You sick little strumpet! Stop having your 17 underage husbands keep ringing my doorbell in their stupid white short-sleeve button down shirts and bike helmets!!!! I suppose that inside those books of Mormon there are marriage proposals or something! Well fuck that shit! I'm not marrying YOU or your 17 barely legal husbands! No go do some pushups on the spiky half of an iron maiden. Ho bag poo-lover. Secret FortuneMormon Jesus watches YOU poo. Lucky Numbers: 144,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Jermaine Stewart has informed me that "We don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time". Should I believe him, or is he trying to save the world from sex one cumberbund at a time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 How can I become as cool as 2track? P.S. - Your thread rocks my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 The greatest thing about that STFU pic is that they've blurred the silk igloo. Gotta protect those kids TulipO, are mohawks cool? I never can tell. Thinking more the Taxi Driver-type mohawk, not the Rancid-type mohawk. Be gentle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hey, Comrade? Where the fuck have you been lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hey, Comrade? Where the fuck have you been lately? What a wonderful a set up question... (hopefully the response'll be better than something along the lines of "fuckin' your mother") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 C'mon, my girl'd never answer with anything as lame as that, she'd more than likely reply with "ass-felching your mother". Where are you, lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 See, I'm pretty sure "ass-felching" is redundant. All felching is done to the ass. It's like saying anal-sodomy or an oral-blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Wiki don't fuck around: Felching, when semen is sucked from the vagina or anus Now get down on your knees and administer me a rusty trombone for you insolence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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