Heartlessbitch Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 I am far from an insider when it comes to Aarty's love life, but I have been privy to this info: 1) Her bo's name is Mario. 2) She changed her avatar to the Mario one when she started seeing him 3) She still has said avatar Now, I'm no Sherlock Holmes or Sigmond Freud, but I'm guess if she were broken up with him and looking for some new tail to scoop up, she'd have changed her avatar. So I'm presuming things are going jsut fine Miss Aarty and her bo, Mario. yea jax def is right, it's BEAU... like i saw that error right away and I thought to myself.. "man had I don't that a year ago, jax would have had me lynched!" then i thought, "man jax has lightened the fuck up!" did you score some hot poon? what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 Appreciate the help guys. Gonna do whats best for mankind and ignore every last bit of it. i must concur with my BEAU.. lots of strokey time and heartace.. GOOD LUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 Nick, Heartless: My hunny bunny puts long hours at work and I don't think I get to see him as much as I'd like...how can I get him to shift his interest from that damned corporate-whore-cubicled-prison to me??? fuck him, a lot.. next oh wait... and make him food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 do ya mean 'beau'? and how come my intellectual interests get no respect (:( rodney)? must i respect 'amazon women of the avocado jungle' first?? why?? no def, you must respect DEEZ NUTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 since when has la lindsay's bust been insufficient? and since when has la lindsay been taken?? and since when has la lindsay starting talking in third person?? la lindsay: la lindsay's bust does not look insufficient at all, la lindsay why are you trippin? since when has la lindsay been taken? la lindsay is taken? i have not seen anything about la lindsay being taken.. by jax? by benny? by both? in a long haired religious samwich!? i'm so confoosed... and since when has la lindsay started talking in third person? about the same time she started seeing the green kangaroos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 7, 2004 Author Share Posted October 7, 2004 1) Um... Your bust isn't insufficient. 2) Don't you have your eye on someone, and I thought Nick said you were available anyways. 3) Benny says that talking in the third person just shows how cool a person can be. benny if you want to leave the church for la lindsay.. be like nike and "JUST DO IT" stop this induendo bullshit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 What is the best way of getting back together with someone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 (edited) benny if you want to leave the church for la lindsay.. be like nike and "JUST DO IT" stop this induendo bull! Inuendo?! Madam, I have no idea what you are talking about. Edited October 7, 2004 by SSJ4Benny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 8, 2004 Author Share Posted October 8, 2004 What is the best way of getting back together with someone? WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO GET BACK WITH ANYONE, if someond does you dirty or for whatever reason it doesn't work out... just PEACE OUT... it's OVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 has pancake bunny given you any insights into the nature of relationships? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 Heartless...I did dirty..I didn't cheat or anything but I did dirty. I have never broken up with someone and then wanted to get back with them before. So, this is a new thing for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 Pssst...Heartless! She didn't do dirty...believe me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 since when has la lindsay's bust been insufficient? and since when has la lindsay been taken?? and since when has la lindsay starting talking in third person?? "charming" things like talkin in the 3rd person are for small japanese women, or others without your magnificent bust. Between politics, movies, street fighter, megatron, and your rack, if you werent formerly ario's, id try to hit that like a free dollah button. Christ, you beat everyone at "Face the Jury" didnt you? You're just fishing for compliments, and its working. Oh, and if youre not with someone, you should hook that Ivan guy up, he strikes me as a good guy, and if you do his hair right, you can pretend he's ?uestlove of The Roots. ps i skip questions from people who use words like "cornocopia", "plethora", or "beau", as a policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 What is the best way of getting back together with someone? Ive had about 3 questions so far where "booty" was the simple answer. You chicks arent listening. As an example, in my "Rescue Me" firefighter show, right? This young guy was on a bad blind date with a fat chick. As a gesture, he walks her home. She shoves her tongue down this throat, then whispers in his ear "I will be the best lay you ever had....i will bang your brains out till you forget those skinny chicks." And she did. You see where im going with this? The forward approach, it cant lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 no def, you must respect DEEZ NUTS Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 has pancake bunny given you any insights into the nature of relationships? The next 3 questions are for heartless. I fear my answers simply arent chauvanistic enough yet. On the plus side, your money-maker shaking agenda is a solid one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 8, 2004 Author Share Posted October 8, 2004 WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO GET BACK WITH ANYONE, if someond does you dirty or for whatever reason it doesn't work out... just PEACE OUT... it's OVER IS THIS SARCASM OF MY ASSAM THAT I SENSE! TAKE IT OUTSIDE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 "charming" things like talkin in the 3rd person are for small japanese women, or others without your magnificent bust. Between politics, movies, street fighter, megatron, and your rack, if you werent formerly ario's, id try to hit that like a free dollah button. Christ, you beat everyone at "Face the Jury" didnt you? You're just fishing for compliments, and its working. Oh, and if youre not with someone, you should hook that Ivan guy up, he strikes me as a good guy, and if you do his hair right, you can pretend he's ?uestlove of The Roots. sorry about the 3rd person thing...i don't know what came over me!! and me?? fishing for compliments??? never!!...just pointing out my lack of a significant other so that alla these fine and sexy hondo's boys know what's up (although i do have my eye on someone but it doesn't mean i'm not single...he's so cute though...we're going to dinner on tuesday). and as far as ivan is concerned...we've been friends for almost 10 years so i think the window closed about 9 years ago. yes he has very cool hair but my rule is i don't date people i'm friends with unless i'm prepared to lose them as a friend. it just doesn't work out. ever. anyway... a relationship question...since you and leah have a little bit of an age difference i was wondering...was it hard for you both to relate with each other at first? the guy i'm gonna go out with on tues. is 30 and i'm 22 so i was thinking that we're kind of at different points in our lives so i don't know how well we're going to relate with one another. any suggestions on what to talk about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 nevermind about my question. we didn't go out to dinner. i haven't heard from him since he came back from the tour. i don't think he's interested anymore. i fucked up (once again). oh well...keep on truckin, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Why are we taking relationship advice from a couple who hasn't seen each other in months and doesn't even live on the same coast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 nevermind about my question. we didn't go out to dinner. i haven't heard from him since he came back from the tour. i don't think he's interested anymore. i fucked up (once again). oh well...keep on truckin, right? Sure. Or be a thespian. MH has been eyein' you, too. (leah's not comin back here, i fear). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Why are we taking relationship advice from a couple who hasn't seen each other in months and doesn't even live on the same coast? The answer youre lookin for here is "had enough sense not to be anywhere near his lady"....no cell, no texting, no none of it. Local relationships are doomed to fail. Problem? Communication....too much of it. Live a few states away...problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 where has metal been anyway? i miss her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 yeah i know!!! find her someone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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