Reverend Jax Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 She has no internet now. Doesn't seem to be an excuse, she could go to a library. Use AIM to message her phone, she'll happily reply in pirate talk (yar!): Winged Gestapo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 awww her and poor pancho with no mo internet!!! thank god for my job cuz i aint got it at home either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 Why are we taking relationship advice from a couple who hasn't seen each other in months and doesn't even live on the same coast? i agree with nick 100%, do you really think I want a boyfriend here in San Fran, HELL MUDAFUCKING NO, i'm just one of those kids just doin their own thing, a boyfriend would cramp my style.. i need to be free.. slapadick-i'm tryin to excel in my undergrad to get a masters so i can make a change.. nick, pshh i don't need distractions by the way yea i wouldn't take advice from us either cause we have the privilidge of not getting annoyed at each other as easily as couples who interact everyday do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 so nick and leah do u have an open relationship or is it exclusive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted October 30, 2004 Author Share Posted October 30, 2004 it's exlcusive... for now! j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 oh, shit...it is? "grrl, you aint gotta go home, but you gotta get the fuck outta here" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 so good folks leah n nick, how do you know when you've outgrown a relationship? what's the deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Dear Nick, I heard you get all the chicks in south Florida. What's your secret? Is it true that you should always tell girls- You like long walks on the beach. You love kids. You like to cook. You're looking to settle down in a country home with that one special girl. You love horses, paris, chick movies, sushi and Meryl Streep. You support her goals. Tell her you're rich, famous, whatever. She'll figure out the more ridiculous ones eventually but if you play this right you'll get laid first and have her captured. Don't be scared to eventually talk to her about "the relationship" -- girls go for this. Just be sure not to believe it yourself. - I heard they really dig that shit. Sincerely, MM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Dear MM, The answer is a combination of pasty whiteness, his lies about being a Firefighter, and Senshik. That, and he gives great head. Take this to the bank, Joe Nick's Public Relaions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Senshik Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Dear MM, Nick never lied about anything. I knew pretty much what I was getting. Although, I was a bit... Hesitant in the begining with him, he grew on me like a daisy on a tree stump. I didn't care if he was broke, point is that he takes me out when he can and we have a great time regardless playing video games, "playing together", or just haning out with his crew, or my crew. I'm pretty damn low maintenance... until he makes fire!!! mUahahahahahahaaa, steak dinners for life! OH yea! Love, Senshik~ ----------------- Dear Archangel, I'm not sure if you said he was a liar about me? But yeah... I'm quite real. And yes he gives great head, thank you for noticing. Love, Senshik~ ----------------- Ps. - this thread is gay. >_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 (edited) What the fuck. Um, Nick can answer right? Holy Sheet. This was a joke post. Edited May 22, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 And funny it was. I laughed at both your and arch's post. Seriously!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 aw man, forgot bout this. arch's answer is good for the average ho, plus MM's old solution: pancho also recommends sprinkling the words "love", "forever", "you" and "security" once in a while too, so i learned those first in spanish. for chicks like Kertins/Senshik, you'll need: a) a bootlegged PS2 b) a mat (not a bed, these are unnacceptable!) c) crack-addicted stuffed elephant (s) d) a sofa/chair, if possible. and a katana to sleep by if you dont want to get shanked. if you really need something to push you over the edge, borrow a pic of your friend's kid an say he/she's yours, but make sure to be consistent using a fake name or the gig is up. but being a pretty-boy medic, MM? You just gotta come down here and say: "Soy un gringo! Cuba si, castro no! Quieres bailar conmigo, mi amor? Donde esta la biblioteca?!!" and then its all capris and thongs on your floor, by the mat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 sounds like mexico.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 aw man, forgot bout this. arch's answer is good for the average ho, plus MM's old solution: pancho also recommends sprinkling the words "love", "forever", "you" and "security" once in a while too, so i learned those first in spanish. for chicks like Kertins/Senshik, you'll need: a) a bootlegged PS2 b) a mat (not a bed, these are unnacceptable!) c) crack-addicted stuffed elephant (s) d) a sofa/chair, if possible. and a katana to sleep by if you dont want to get shanked. if you really need something to push you over the edge, borrow a pic of your friend's kid an say he/she's yours, but make sure to be consistent using a fake name or the gig is up. but being a pretty-boy medic, MM? You just gotta come down here and say: "Soy un gringo! Cuba si, castro no! Quieres bailar conmigo, mi amor? Donde esta la biblioteca?!!" and then its all capris and thongs on your floor, by the mat. Pretty boy? You little pasty fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I dunno mr. Irishcowboy, BUT if that chair/sofa don't become a reality soon, I'm telling you, this relationship is going to hell. Hell I tell you! BAHHHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Really sounding like mexico... especially the thongs... its just missing intense poverty and the smell of burritos and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Hondo Fuck Mat Now on Sale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Not really Mexico, and for the record, Mexico isn't so poor, well only some parts... This really sounds more like a really really bad sitcom about gay relationships and ... shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 queer as folk baytor knows all about that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Hondo Fuck Mat Now on Sale! but but but... fuck is such a harsh word! The Boinking matt sounds better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 how about the coitus cloth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 id pick up yessie's sofa, but where we gonna put it?! and dont you dare say the Danger Room. Sofas do not fucking go in the danger room; cats barely belong there. MM: callin' it like i sees it, ya skirtless nurse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Cocksuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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