BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Uh oh... now you went & did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Bubba the Love Sponge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Captain Imbicile and Admiral Tardo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Fartknocking pubert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 Reading this thread is known to cause what? Â Retardation. Â My Asian fetish is purely for females...me and Kin are just friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 A tiny actor situated on or coming from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean (Peter Dinklage for Europe and Warwick Davies for the US) performance is considered as this?  microscopic transatlanticism  Hey kids, it's phallic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 (edited) What does Bob need in order for Trebek to rock his world?  A Penis  I'll do it - if you drink it down.... Edited October 11, 2004 by 2track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 What is the only form of contraceptive approved by the 2track church of Makin' it with you?  Bubba the Love Sponge  pre-technicolor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 I missed this thread so much... ANd never had an answer questioned! Â Schlongy go-go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Hondo's Bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Man, where the fuck is that boy? Haven't seen 'im in a dog's age... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 see that guy...see him...I'd fuck him up. I may not look so tough, but bitch I'd fuck him up so bad he'd be pissing blood from dick and ass. Â Â aint that some funny shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 What is Lake Titticaca? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 16, 2005 Author Share Posted April 16, 2005 What is the only website frequented by 2track that doesn't include the words "anal", "bukkake" and/or "She Hulk Porn" in it's title? Â Hondo's Bar. Â Riddle me this and riddle me that, on your breasts may I present a scat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 plumbers asscrack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 16, 2005 Author Share Posted April 16, 2005 This south american lake's name is known to make school children giggle only secondly to the word "shitzu"? Â What is Lake Titticaca? Â Â Keep smiling and maybe I'll put more than just a finger up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 chinese take out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005  they read you cinderella you hoped it would come true and one day a prince charming would come rescue you you like romantic movies and you never will forget the way it felt when romeo kissed juliette and all this time that you've been waiting you don't have to wait no more  i can love you like that i would make you my world move heaven and earth if you were my girl i would give you my heart be all that you need show you you're everything that's precious to me if you give me a chance, i can love you like that  i never make a promise i don't intend to keep so when i say forever forever's what i mean well i am no casanova but i swear this much is true, i'll be holding nothing back when it comes to you you dream of love that's everlasting well baby open up your eyes...  i can love you like that i would make you my world move heaven and earth if you were my girl i would give you my heart be all that you need show you you're everything that's precious to me if you give me a chance, i can love you like that  if you want tenderness i've got tenderness and i see through to the heart of you if you want a man who will understand you don't have to look very far  i can love you, girl i can (i can love you love you) oh baby oh... i can love you like that i would make you my world move heaven and earth if you were my girl i would give you my heart be all that you need show you you're everything that's precious to me i can love you like that i can make you my world move heaven and earth if you were my girl i would give you my heart my heart my heart my world show you you're everything (you're everything to me) love you like that i can make you my world move heaven and earth if you were my girl i would give you my heart my heart my heart my world show you you're everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 a hard days night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 What is, Dick Cheney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 8, 2005 Author Share Posted November 8, 2005 He was the second man in history to serve as Acting President of the United States under the terms of the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, while President Bush was undergoing a colonoscopy in order to move some more excrement from his ass to his mouth. Â What is Dick Cheney? Â Â Â Yeah Custer, you may think you're a cowboy but you ain't got shit on the Trebekulizer. What's that...what's that...you don't think so? Strong words for someone standing with their back to the door. You don't know who you're fucking with here. I killed eight men with my bare hands and an additional eight while wearing one white-sequined glove like mah realest nigga MJ. Whatchoo gonna do Cuzzy-Cuzz-Cuzz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 haha...classic. Â Who is...Engelbert Humperdinck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 8, 2005 Author Share Posted November 8, 2005 Listen carefully, this one is an audio clue: Â "As I stood there in the spotlight, golden as the splashes of urine that bless my bowl, real stage boards beneath my feet, I looked like a taken-aback, gob-smacked, guest of honour at my own surprise party. The kind of surprise party you have wherein your friends and family jump out at you as your dog licks your Alpo covered-vag. In that split second, as I fully took in the eyes of every smiling, cheering person that were focused directly upon me, I blushed to the roots of my hair." Â Who is...Engelbert Humperdinck? Â Â Â Ohhhh..can you say thread cross-over bitches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 What is Hot Costner? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â I'm saving that pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I so missed 2track . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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