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  • 5 months later...

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they read you cinderella

you hoped it would come true

and one day a prince charming would come rescue you

you like romantic movies

and you never will forget

the way it felt when romeo kissed juliette

and all this time that you've been waiting

you don't have to wait no more

 

i can love you like that

i would make you my world

move heaven and earth if you were my girl

i would give you my heart

be all that you need

show you you're everything that's precious to me

if you give me a chance, i can love you like that

 

i never make a promise

i don't intend to keep

so when i say forever

forever's what i mean

well i am no casanova

but i swear this much is true,

i'll be holding nothing back

when it comes to you

you dream of love that's everlasting

well baby open up your eyes...

 

i can love you like that

i would make you my world

move heaven and earth if you were my girl

i would give you my heart

be all that you need

show you you're everything that's precious to me

if you give me a chance, i can love you like that

 

if you want tenderness

i've got tenderness

and i see through to the heart of you

if you want a man

who will understand

you don't have to look very far

 

i can love you, girl i can (i can love you love you)

oh baby oh...

i can love you like that

i would make you my world

move heaven and earth if you were my girl

i would give you my heart

be all that you need

show you you're everything that's precious to me

i can love you like that

i can make you my world

move heaven and earth if you were my girl

i would give you my heart

my heart my heart my world

show you you're everything (you're everything to me)

love you like that

i can make you my world

move heaven and earth if you were my girl

i would give you my heart

my heart my heart my world

show you you're everything

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  • 6 months later...

He was the second man in history to serve as Acting President of the United States under the terms of the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, while President Bush was undergoing a colonoscopy in order to move some more excrement from his ass to his mouth.

 

What is Dick Cheney?

 

 

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Yeah Custer, you may think you're a cowboy but you ain't got shit on the Trebekulizer. What's that...what's that...you don't think so? Strong words for someone standing with their back to the door. You don't know who you're fucking with here. I killed eight men with my bare hands and an additional eight while wearing one white-sequined glove like mah realest nigga MJ. Whatchoo gonna do Cuzzy-Cuzz-Cuzz?

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Listen carefully, this one is an audio clue:

 

"As I stood there in the spotlight, golden as the splashes of urine that bless my bowl, real stage boards beneath my feet, I looked like a taken-aback, gob-smacked, guest of honour at my own surprise party. The kind of surprise party you have wherein your friends and family jump out at you as your dog licks your Alpo covered-vag. In that split second, as I fully took in the eyes of every smiling, cheering person that were focused directly upon me, I blushed to the roots of my hair."

 

Who is...Engelbert Humperdinck?

 

 

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Ohhhh..can you say thread cross-over bitches?

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