MyLeakyBucket Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 "Don't debate me Jerry, I'm not gonna debate." - Fargo "I learnt a new word today, 'Atom'." - Empire of the Sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta bubblegum." - They Live "Have you paid your dues Jack? Yessir, the cheque is in the mail." - Big Trouble in Little China Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 "Stevo: To be an anarchist in Salt Lake City was certainly no easy task, especially in 1985. And having no money, no job, no plans for the future, the true anarchist position, was in itself a strenuous job." "I didn't sell out, I bought in. Remember that." SLC Punk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 "But, in my own way... I am a king." "Hail to the King, baby." - Ash, Army of Darkness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 Your mother's a tracer! - Banky Edwards (Chasing Amy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 The Lone Rangers? How can you pluralize "Lone Ranger"? Ian Airheads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 >Mr Furious (Ben Stiller) unsuccessfully tries to balance a hammer on his head Mr F: Why am I doing this again? Sphinx (Wes Studi): When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack. Mr F: And why do I have to wear watermelons on my feet? Sphinx: ...I don't recall telling you to do that! >Sphinx walks off while Mr F smashes the melons with the hammer - Mystery Men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 Peter: "Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?" Egon: "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 And an oft' quoted one around my house (jus' cause the accent's so much fun) Connor - Well, "name one thing you're gonna need the stupid fuckin' rope for!" Murphy - That was way easier than I thought it would be! Connor - Aye Murphy - On TV you always have that guy who leaps over the sofa... Connor - And you have to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 This is easily one of the most well written and acted movies I've ever seen, also one of my favorite plays. Nick: What I thought I'd do is, I'd sort of insinuate myself generally, you know, find all the weak spots...become sort of a fact and then turn into a, a what? (gesturing toward George) George: An inevitability. Nick: Exactly, an inevitability. Take over a few courses from the older men, plow a few pertinent wives. George: Now that's it. I mean, you can shove aside all the older men you can find, but until you start plowing pertinent wives, you're really not working. That's the way to power. Plow 'em all!...The way to a man's heart, the wide inviting avenue to his job is through his wife, and don't you forget it. Nick: And I'll bet your wife's got the widest, most inviting avenue on the whole damn campus. (He laughs) I mean, her father being president and all. George: You bet your historical inevitability. Nick: Yessiree. I'd just better get her off into the bushes right away. George: "There's quicksand here and you'll be dragged down before you know it...sucked down...You disgust me on principle and you're a smug son of a bitch personally but I'm trying to give you a survival kit.." Nick: "UP YOURS!" George: "You take the trouble to construct a civilization...to build a society based on the principles of...you make government and art, and realize that they are, must be, both the same...you bring things to the saddest of all points...to the point where there is something to lose...then all at once, through all the music, through all the sensible sounds of men building, attempting, comes the Dies Irae. And what is it? What does the trumpet sound? Up yours." - Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Amazing: I knew you couldn't change. Cassanova: I knew you'd know that Amazing: Oh, I knew that. And I knew you'd know I know you knew. Cassanova: But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that? Amazing:.....Of course. Or Mr. Furious: Ok, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's... Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage... Mr. Furious: Your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say, right? Right? Sphinx: .....Not neccessarily. -Mystery Men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 Oddly enough I hadn't looked at this thread for a while and I was gonna post the second Mystery Men quote that Silent Bob posted. Well, this one'll do: Sally: You're late! Furious: Yes, I know. I was up all night, trying to defend the city from evil...but I'm sure you don't really care about that-- Sally: Work starts at nine! It's nine twenty-five! Furious: Ooh, so I guess all the junk's probably ruined by now. Sally: Hey sucker, when are you gonna tear down that jeep like I told you to? Furious: Okay, I thought we went through this yesterday. That old jeep is actually an armored car of some type. It was meant to withstand bombs. I can't just rip it apart with a crowbar. Sally: Just junk it! Furious: Maybe if you gave me the proper tools, I could-- Sally: Junk it! Furious: All right, you know what? I'm willing to have this discussion with you, but I think we should deal with it like two people who respect-- (She grabs his goggles, which are slung around his neck, and pulls him close.) Sally: I want it junked. Furious: Okay. Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg, and you're the match. If you tell me to junk it one more time-- Sally: Junk it now! You got that? Furious: (grabs up a stress ball, squeezes it frantically, and then drops it) That little sucker just saved your life. Sally: (laughs) Just junk it, you miserable cuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 Should I take this as a hint to see this movie? "The Chinamen is not the issue here. Oh and by the way dude, Chinamen is not the prefrred term, asian-American please." - The Big Lebowski I could quote that movie all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 Yeah, see it - Ben Still, William H Macy, Janeane Garofalo, etc plus Eddie Izzard and mmmm, Claire Forlani. "Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man." The Dude abides! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 I meant to put Ben Stiller, as opposed to "Ben Still" (If you're not down with the whole brevity thing) but for some reason I can't edit my posts. I'll have to go bug IC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Hey I can't edit either. Whats that about? "8 year olds dude" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Must be a Senate glitch. "...I didn't rent it shoes, it isn't gonna take your turn..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Ghaah, this would be where I'd normally edit to put in the "I'm not gonna buy it a beer" that I forgot! This sucks balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Mr. Furious: ...or maybe it's because Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing. The Shoveler: Oh not this again! Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing DOESN'T wear glasses! Mr Furious: He takes them off when he transforms. The Shoveler: That doesn't make any sense! He wouldn't be able to see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Keep em comin' Bob! Furious: "People who live in glasshouses shouldn't cos this s what happens!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 "I dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam of couse..." Alright alright I'll go to the video shop today. Jeez. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Heh, and there's plenty more. Mr Furious: Don't mess with a volcano, my man. Cause I will go POMPEII on your b-butt... Cops: ...............Boo! Mr Furious: Ahhh! Cop: Kepp dreaming...wannabe. Shoveler: Ok, Roy, let's go. Mr Furious: I will keep dreaming!...I will keep dreaming, my friend!...And when I wake up...you better hope...you better hope you're asleep!...Sweet dreams...lilac! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Jack Nicholson: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Cuba Gooding Jr: Show me the money! Oh wait, is this the thread for favorite movie lines or most annoyingly over-quoted movie lines I wish people would stop thinking they are so clever for quoting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Alright I've seen it, went and rented Mystery Men today as promised. Quite good, kind of a 'Mars Attacks' tone to it. "Hey redeyes, didn't expect to see you so spoon..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Nah, JMT, this can't possibly be the most-over-quoted thread. Cause we haven't even touched Austin Powers, yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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