MyLeakyBucket Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Watched this today. Fantastic! "This is for.....Matilda". - Leon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 Watched this today. Fantastic! "This is for.....Matilda". - Leon Great movie... a classic. Probably the only good movie Portman was in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Apart from Star Wars I and II Oops *Chuckle* :P :plain: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Funny, i just noticed Eeyore used that exact same Pulp Fiction quote as KOS back on page 1 of this thread. Dont remember if i used this one yet, but... "I got two things in this world: my balls and my word. I dont break em for nobody." - Scarface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Finally got to see "Death to Smoochy", funny shit. Here's some of my favorites from Robin Williams: "She's been down on everything but the Titanic!" "I got you! ...said the Bishop to the choir boy." and finally... "It's a cock, you moron! A stiffy! The one-eyed wonder weasel!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 "You want some chocolate honey?" "I'm allergic to chocolate mom, you know that." "Your not allergic to chocolate." "I am mom, remember, my face swelled up like a balloon." "I don't remember that." - Buffalo 66 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Take Me To Your Lizard Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 "Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck!" "Oh please tell me Elizabeth, how does one exactly suck a fuck?" - Donnie Darko (Absolutely brimming over with quotability) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 "Donnie what did you say exactly?" (Hysterically) "I'll tell you what he said. He told me to forcible insert the card into my anus!" - Donnie Darko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 (edited) "Shut that cunt's mouth or i'll come over there and f**k start her head!!" - Parker, Way of the Gun "The only thing you can guess about a broken down old man is that he is a survivor. " - bagman dude, way of the gun Edited February 6, 2003 by spiffytee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 Need some more classics to get this baby off the ground again I feel.... "I'm guessing thats your accompice in the woodchipper" Fargo "This can't be happening. Not today. Not on Rex Manning Day!" Empire Records "I don't like your jerkoff name. I don't like your jerkoff face and I don't like you...jerkoff." The Big Lebowski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 "You can't win all the time, but you can't lose forever either." - The Killer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 "knock knock... who's there?... go fuck yourself" - catch me if you can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 "You're enjoying this?!" "Well, it sure beats my average day: reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the shower - though that's been less of a problem these days. Mayb I'm losing my sex appeal?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 "You got knocked the fuck out." --Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 "It's puff puff give. Puff puff give!" -ibid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 "I hope you aint playin wid my money, Smokey. Playin wid my money is like playin wid my emotions." - Smokey's dealer "Ay! Smokey! What you doin back there?!" "Man, shut up, just go away ya damn crackhead..." "...? You takin a shit back there, aint ya Smokey!?" "Man, shut up!" "Ay! Smokey back here takin a shit!" "dammit man..." "Ay, yo, fo five dolla illl clean that shit up for ya." - Friday (haha too many good lines from that movie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiffytee Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 "easy to pick up, hard to put down" - the killer "not a white collar resort prision, a federal pound me in the ass prison" - office space "now i look like an asshole cause i said i could fill the order and i couldn't deliver. Do i look like an asshole?" "yes" - gone in 60 seconds "i'll have.... the-cream-of-sum-yung-guy" - wayne's world "rambo is a pussy" - tango and cash "the price is WRONG - BITCH" - happy gilmore "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. " spell racecar backwards, you have racecar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 "what kind of girl drives a hemi 'cuda?" "i'll show you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Heh, spiffy, that racecar line suddenly brought this one to mind. Though, I'm sure it's been brought up before somewhere on this thread... Vincent: "I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just saying it's fucking dangerous to have a racecar in the fucking red, that's all. I might blow." Jules: "Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 "MAKE HER STOP!! GOD IN HEAVEN, MAKE HER STOP, SHE WANTS MY SOOOOUL!!!" - Arthur Herk (Big Trouble) And I do realize that I'm practically the only person on the planet that saw Big Trouble. The rest of y'all are missing out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 (edited) "Now you will receive us! We do not ask for your poor and your hungry! We do not want your tired and sick! It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us! With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the skies! Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal - these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you who ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day you will reap it! And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be for thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand that our feet might swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E nomine patri, et fili, et spiritu sancti." ::BLAM!:: - Connor, Murphy McManus, and Il Duce (The Boondock Saints) Edited March 13, 2003 by Silent Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrigitDryad0 Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 "Sometimes I feel there is a hole inside me...an emptiness that, at times, seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear you could probably hear the ocean. And the moon tonight...there's a circle around it--a sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole...of not going to sleep each night wanting, but still, sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing, I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know...maybe I've had my happiness. I don't want to believe it, but there is no man...only that moon..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrigitDryad0 Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 (edited) "Maybe, if we were the last two people on Earth--and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?!" "Ooh, somebody still has their panties in a twist." Edited March 17, 2003 by BrigitDryad0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 "you sold me... queer giraffes" gladiator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrigitDryad0 Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 "You know, if we were in prison, you two would be, like, my bitches." Okay, so that was a TV show...where's Tangent Man when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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