The NZA Posted December 6, 2004 Author Share Posted December 6, 2004 about as much as nicoteen can... and, some parting shots: classic moments in other books... *snicker* its macabre double-length man-thing! and finally: Elongated Man. this one's funny, cause his wife is dead now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Haha, the Betty and Me and the Archie ones are brilliant. Those arteests are durty bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Best thread ever. Kudos, IC, kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 8, 2004 Author Share Posted December 8, 2004 thank you, thankyouverymuch Superman eventually gets what's comin from poor fatherless Jimmy, by the way... which isnt right. i mean, supes is a dick, but at least he doesnt murder animals. alright alright, he's a dick. and sometimes, he's a confusing dick, with wainbow fingahs. in closing: archie's a racist dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Superman is as gay as a window?? Who'd a thunk it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Archie the racist is still blowing my mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 So, ive decided to also post great fanboy shit here too, anything on par with supe's dickery. First off, for my good friend 2T (upon request): the rules of joining the nazi John Byrne board: In order to post in The John Byrne Forum, youmust first register an account. We require that you make your login name your real full name (first and last, plus a middle initial if you wish), and that you provide us with your verifiable ISP-based e-mail address (not a freebie webmail address like Hotmail or Yahoo). Before participating in discussions, we ask that you make note of these Rules Of Conduct: * Do not respond to a post addressed specifically to JB until he himself has replied. Wait your turn! (One exception: If JB's answer is already in the FAQs, it is okay to post a link -- save JB having to look it up!) * Don't phrase your questions to JB as answers, as in "Did you paint your house red because you hate blue?" Make it, "Why did you paint your house red?" * Posts that presume to read JB's mind will be automatically deleted, regardless of content. * Don't start a new thread just to bash someone or something. Try to keep new threads either positive or neutral. Negative opinions will pop up in abundance, but we don't really need to start there! * Don't post "answers" to questions unless they are really answers — not guesses. * Do not cut and paste from other boards. If you feel the comments elsewhere are important enough to be referenced here, post a link. * Do not under any circumstances post links which are automatic downloads! * Do not start self-promotional threads. This forum exists for the discussion and promotion of the work of John Byrne, not yours. Putting a link to your website in your signature is fine, but making a thread about your latest product or service is not. * Try not to post images which are larger than 600 pixels wide, in order to reduce the need for side-to-side scrolling. * Please don't repost images from the same thread unless your message is on a different page than the original image. * If your post is deleted, it is deleted for a reason. The reason is probably such that posting to ask why your post was deleted will only succeed in getting that post deleted. Check these Rules Of Conduct for some general ideas of why posts are deleted. In specific, you will simply have to accept that one of the JBF Moderators has decided your post is inappropriate, and that's the end of that discussion. * And finally — if it's discovered that you're only here to start trouble, your membership will be revoked without further explanation, at our discretion. Membership in the JBF is strictly limited to fans of the work of John Byrne. But ... why would you want to be here otherwise? Wow...that guy, he's the real-life dick superman. Oh, here's an excellent rant on why nobody liked the Avengers: I mean, why exactly would I be head over heels for masked, anonymous vigilantes whose basic concept of 'justice' involves superceding or downright abusing three amendments to the Constitution?... Top of my head, take Iron Man for example. Metal-headed motherfucker in question is the 'private bodyguard' of an old money playboy billionaire, and the head of security for his pet pocket multinational industrial munitions corporation - you know, the one with all the government contracts for developing weapons to be used by the top secret and wholly unaccountable espionage/anti-espionage agency S.H.I.E.L.D. And hey, not only is he this corporate errand boy for a war profiteer, he's also a member of an organization which has access to classified government documents worldwide, and on which he serves next to a ranking American military officer and living symbol of the national policy. Oh, but hey, he saved New York from that guy who erases stuff with his magic gloves, so I shouldn't suspect his motives. Put any of these guys in real-life analogs, and is it any surprise that the hoi polloi in Marvels give no love to the Avengers? Say you had a team composed of a one-man arsenal under the employ of Haliburton, a jingoist military figure, a representative of the same pantheon routinely invoked by batshit neo-Nazis, and then a pair of Westchester WASPs with a trust fund and a federal grant keeping them living la vida Kennedy, all of whom have the power to bust into your secret crime lab-slash-birthday party and arrest your ass ... And finally, click here if you wanna read Erik Larsen and Peter David fight over Todd McFarlane's balls. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 BRAVO! Man, I really wanna go undercover on the John Byrne boards now and infiltrate them until they trust me and I can bukkake them all with filthy Byrne-bashing-bollocks. As for David/Larsen, that shit was like porn. Fucking great. You're my hero, IC.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Yeah, i REALLY wannaget on that Byrne Board... Whew, i say we all take 2t's lead and infiltrate their board!! How long would it take em to erase an ambush from the Hondos crew? Liek, a serious fucking ambush. >I'm still a little bitter about Spiderman Chapter One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 24, 2004 Author Share Posted December 24, 2004 Holy shit, Chapter One was so bad, it took therapy to try Ultimate Spidey, but im so glad i did. I remember hudling inna corner, years after the clone saga, thinking "why...why does bynre hate parker so?" Heh...we'll join the legions that've been kicked out (it was trendy at the bendis board), but its funny to know i could prolly get the boot for just asking "Byrne, do you hate parker cause you cant write, or draw?". "I bet right now, "JB" is thinking about pie." But wait, id have to get in first, meaning id need a real email! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 17, 2005 Author Share Posted February 17, 2005 I'm still planning on how to get into the Byrne board, and get banned by violating every rule in one post. It's comin. Meantime... Batman 66: Joker pulls a...boner...? if those are all red x's to you, just follow the damn link, cause livejournal hates me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 lol, that's like the same thing when I heard of Torts. I hear the word and I think torta or lesbian in informal spanish. But why they used that specific word...I mean aside from the definition: bon·er (n.) Informal A blunder or an error. They could have just said blunder, but it was too good to pass up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Heh...we'll join the legions that've been kicked out (it was trendy at the bendis board), but its funny to know i could prolly get the boot for just asking "Byrne, do you hate parker cause you cant write, or draw?"."I bet right now, "JB" is thinking about pie." But wait, id have to get in first, meaning id need a real email! GOOGLE ACCOUNTS FOR EVERYONE!!! I've got like fifty invites for gmail, an' everyone should suit up with fake email accounts so we can give this thing a serious crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Warrenellis.com is posting some mint stuff at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Aw man, that Batman strip gave me the biggest...uhm...well, y'know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Y'know, I didn't see the Codes of Conduct post for the John Byrne board the first time. Wow...just wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Yeah, ain't it something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 So when do we all join..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Oh wow, I have like 48 gmail invites too! They are pretty much up for grabs b/c fuck, I don't know that many people who want email. Anyhow, This thread is the best!! Cj and I have gotten quite a chuckle off of it! ps IC... do you have an LJ? or do you just go and get stuff from it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Not a cop out! Not an imaginary webpage! Jimmy Olsens strangest adventures in full! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 See, that one, the text IS fake! The other ones were funny cause they were real. That one's funny too though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 but it' fake. like sincere women or good stiasfiying sex folloewd by stimulating conversation,. s'alright. i prefer my superman straight hto where the fuck is iron man issue 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Sorry, an unconventional childhood kind of rules out any chance of a straight Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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