Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Hahahahahahahah Alan Partridge is the business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 would you like some fries with that shake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nknight Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you.... I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?.....My love for you is like diareah..it never ends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 i was on a wild night out recently and this really fit bloke came up to me and asked me "Are you the beauty going out with the beast" I thought that was the best pick up line i've ever heard! Would've earned him a dance if SoF didn't come over and beat him to the punch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 My fave line has always been....... You know what would look good on you?...........me. Works everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IguanaDon? Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 '' Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. '' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Do you like fruit? Suck me cock it's a peach. ================== Do you like fridges? Suck me cock it's cool. ================== Do you like cocks? Suck me cock it's a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnah Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Requires a lollypop for a prop. Girl stands there, twirling the lollypop in her mouth. Tilts head, and says: "Here, you take this....." (Takes an obvious look at the guys crotch) "... and i'll improvise". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 '' Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. '' Hahahahaha I've always found this one amusing, too: "Hey, you wanna get to grab dinner and then have some sex? "No." "... What, not hungry?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 ...Nice tits wanna fuck... ...may work on occassion on the right enebriated girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I fell for that one once... Okay, not exactly that, but something close. It was like, "Wow, you've got perfectly sized breasts... Wanna see my apartment?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Wanta see my hairy Aquarium? It's where the starfish lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntercrow Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 here are some pirate pick up lines. "Prepare to be boarded" "WEll blow me down" "Ahoy there me buxom beauty, would ye mind firing me firing me cannon thru yourporthole?" "Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?" "Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?" "Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you." "I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon." "How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 LOL!!! The pirate pick up lines rooled. hhahaa... Its cool to be a chick. We don't have to use pick up lines. We could just tell you we want to get laid, and you'd be more than happy to proceed (the power of the PUSSY!!! MUAHHAHAHAHA) Here's my personal favorite corny pick up line. It works everytime. -_-" "hey sexy mami... Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind ALL DAY LONG..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Pirate pickup lines, how funny! Here's some I made up on my own: D'yarr! I would love to load yer cannon m'lady! Would ye love to climb atop me mast m'lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I wanna bend ya like beckham... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 Heh, I got a pretty ridiculous one last night: "You have nice tits. Wnna give me a blowjob?" The answer was a most sincere "no" followed by "Now are you going to check, raise or fold you cheeky motherfucker." I hate it when people try to distract me during poker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 TulipO. What guy wouldn't wanna poker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I would and so would the wife...(hint,hint) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash_wednesday Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Ok walk up to a girl in a bar (duh...). Take an ice cub and break it on the bar. Make sure she see this. Once you did that say "Ok, that was the icebreaker. Glad we got that over with. Can I buy you a drink?" ............ "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" ............. Bump into a woman in a bar. "Oh I'm sorry. It's my fault, I was in the way. Can I buy you dinner to make it up to you?" ................. "So...which part of the body is your vagina located on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Holy Hell that's a great shirt......... nothing but the truth, so help me God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ... Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear. You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnderBridge Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Wanna see my club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 "hey, don't you live in my apartment complex?" worked for me this last time. god bless text messaging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 "hey, don't you like my small cock?" worked for me this last time. god bless my small cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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