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i was on a wild night out recently and this really fit bloke came up to me and asked me

 

"Are you the beauty going out with the beast"

 

I thought that was the best pick up line i've ever heard! Would've earned him a dance if SoF didn't come over and beat him to the punch

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'' Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. ''

:fuming:

:???: Hahahahaha

 

I've always found this one amusing, too:

"Hey, you wanna get to grab dinner and then have some sex?

"No."

"... What, not hungry?"

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here are some pirate pick up lines.

 

"Prepare to be boarded"

 

"WEll blow me down"

 

"Ahoy there me buxom beauty, would ye mind firing me firing me cannon thru yourporthole?"

 

"Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?"

 

"Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?"

 

"Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you."

 

"I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon."

 

"How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?"

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LOL!!! The pirate pick up lines rooled. hhahaa...

 

Its cool to be a chick. We don't have to use pick up lines. We could just tell you we want to get laid, and you'd be more than happy to proceed (the power of the PUSSY!!! MUAHHAHAHAHA)

 

Here's my personal favorite corny pick up line. It works everytime. -_-"

 

"hey sexy mami... Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind ALL DAY LONG..."

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Heh, I got a pretty ridiculous one last night:

 

"You have nice tits. Wnna give me a blowjob?"

 

The answer was a most sincere "no" followed by "Now are you going to check, raise or fold you cheeky motherfucker."

 

I hate it when people try to distract me during poker. :2T:

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Ok walk up to a girl in a bar (duh...). Take an ice cub and break it on the bar. Make sure she see this. Once you did that say "Ok, that was the icebreaker. Glad we got that over with. Can I buy you a drink?"

 

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"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

 

 

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Bump into a woman in a bar.

 

"Oh I'm sorry. It's my fault, I was in the way. Can I buy you dinner to make it up to you?"

 

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"So...which part of the body is your vagina located on?"

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