The NZA Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 No one's ever gonna beat Sean Connery as bond. In "Thunderball", i think it was, this chick is jet-skiing or some shit, gets a bit on 007 while he's over at a tiki bar. Homegirl comes up and says "I'm sorry, Mr. Bond, you're all wet!" "Yesh, but my martini's shtill dry. I'm Bahnd, James Bahnd..." boom, next scene he's leaving the ho in bed, talking bout how he did what he did for queen & country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 "Nice shirt...it'd look even better crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor..." *duck* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ... And none've y'all have even cracked the seal. Yeh've gotta offer feelings & sincerity. "Sit on my face & let me eat my way to your heart." My face leaves in 5 minutes. Be on it. And this isn't exactly a pick up line, but god if this creepy old Slim Dusty-lookin' Motherfucker wasn't dedicated when he saw this semi-unattractive blonde down at Black Duck an' says, loud enough for her to hear, "I'd crawl half a mile on broken glass just to hear you piss in a jam tin." Another of those is "I'll eat a bucket of your shit with a toothpick just to sniff your crotch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Thems be hardcore m'man... "My face leaves in 5 minutes. Be on it." - This one is Gold. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac's Sock Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Fuck pickuplines, try this instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Alright then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Pick up lines dont normally work for me. Not surprising considering I've only ever tried them like twice and was too drunk to either remember them or say them right. My method is much more subtle. To quote Adam Sandler in Big Daddy: "Initiating the conversation is half the battle" Its true too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 my method is confusion, then go in for the kill harsh but effective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangent Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Ahahaha @ THIS whole thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 just because you dont get chatted up doesnt give you a right to be jealous (may i add... burn!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangent Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Usually I'm too drunk to remember O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 yeah yeah, excuses.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 that chicks nice man, good work - any more for the hot chicks thread? still my favorite of the thread: Do you like fruit? Suck me cock it's a peach. ================== Do you like fridges? Suck me cock it's cool. ================== Do you like cocks? Suck me cock it's a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 lure a girl over with one finger, when she comes over to you, whisper subtly into her ear "if i can make you cum with one finger, imagine what i can do with the rest of my body" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Then take a picture of that reaction, because it's the last thing you're ever going to see of her (once the room stops spinning and wake up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche, now suck my cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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