The NZA Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 maaaan...the real nostrajaiknee woulda answered the rest of the question before callin me gay. wait, what happend to that guy, again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 maaaan...the real nostrajaiknee woulda answered the rest of the question before callin me gay. wait, what happend to that guy, again? Freak grilled cheese fire accident. Why... what are you suggesting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Yeah, Nostrajaiknee is dead! Let's all pay our respects! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Yeah, Nostrajaiknee is dead! Let's all pay our respects! I don't think IC was suggesting otherwise... it sounded awfully like an accusation of foul play... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lessmighty Nostrajaiknee Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 That sounds totally hypothetical. Dear Nostrajaiknee, tell us about my space pimpin. Ahhh, myspace, for guys who don't have the balls to approach girls in person. Well your in luck Jack's Meandering Thoughts, all you gotta do is show a little bling or some muscle or act like you have a cool job ::coughs Irish Cowboy::, and hollahollaholla, hollahollaholla. Thank god for myspace whores and their VD infested vaginas. Take it from Nostrajaiknee, when you get some, use a raincoat for with these bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 dearest lesser, is it uncomfortable being on my dick all the time? or is your shit all broken in-like now? hollahollaholla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Nostrajaiknee Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I'm back... and you have all shamed my name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 So in true Marvel fashion, I've been cloned and am back (for the first time) to answer any and all relationship questions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Muthafucka, you gotta go through me before you answer shit, bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 when your girlfriend has a penis...is something wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Muthafucka, you gotta go through me before you answer shit, bitch! I beg to differ, good sir. For example... when your girlfriend has a penis...is something wrong? Well, in my case... yes (cause I'm all about the Jaiknees, knowwhatI'msayin'?), but no, not really. See, what you actually have is a BOYFRIEND. Penis = boy. Unless, of course you're a hermy, cause then you're both. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 You're a clone of me, sucka! Cease and desist, right now, buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Ummmm, noooooo. You're the actual clone. I never died. I went away, had some adventures and just flew in off vacation. BOOYA, 'BITCH'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Oh sweet irony... *degenerates into a puddle of goo* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Nostrajaiknee... what can you do if your man doesn't stay hard enough for a 2 or 3 round?? are there any tricks you can do with your jaiknee so he can stay in the game?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Nostrajaiknee... what can you do if you man doesn't stay hard enough for a 2 or 3 round?? are there any tricks you can do with your jaiknee so he can stay in the game?? (Who says that a 2nd or 3rd round is needed...? He's already cum once... YOU should be satisfied.) Anyways, your jaiknee isn't the problem... his 'manjaiknee' is! Now listen carefully... gently and carefully take a metal rod and insert it into the hole of his penis... wait, what? Uh huh. Yeah. Ok. Um excuse me, my inner Nostrajaiknee has said that's a bad idea and has recommended something else... Viagra. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Hightower Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Get another man! Also, if your penis endowed girlfriend looks like the tranny from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: I'm gonna have some sympathy for you/Mac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 THANKS!!! Note taken!!! Maybe i'll try that the viagra and the OTHER man all at the same time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Being in sexual disharmony is really annoying. Like, for me, it's frustrating being with a girl who never likes having sex in the morning. Or during the day. Only at night! Not fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Being in sexual disharmony is really annoying. Like, for me, it's frustrating being with a girl who never likes having sex in the morning. Or during the day. Only at night! Not fun! Not a question, but I'll answer it anyways... If you have a problem with a lady that only has sex at night, my solution is to gouge out both her eyes! If she can't see, she can't see time of the day it is! Simple! NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 AHA! I'M NOT DEAD AND HAVE TAKEN YOU UNAWARE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Not a question, but I'll answer it anyways... If you have a problem with a lady that only has sex at night, my solution is to gouge out both her eyes! If she can't see, she can't see time of the day it is! Simple! NEXT! Plus you have two new holes to experiment with! Thanks Nostrajaiknee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 AHA! I'M NOT DEAD AND HAVE TAKEN YOU UNAWARE! What the?! Dude, this getting tired... Plus you have two new holes to experiment with! Thanks Nostrajaiknee! Anytime, my son. Go forth and fornicate happily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Jax the visual on that was al lil sicking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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