The Lessmighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 AHA! I'M NOT DEAD AND HAVE TAKEN YOU UNAWARE! Be gone with you charlatan! All the hail the resurrection of the Almighty Nostrajaiknee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 What up, cuz?! Hey, thanks for holdin' down the fort while I was on vacay. You the man, Lessmighty! P.S. You get my card at Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Couldn't we just all co-exist and answer questions... together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lessmighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 What up, cuz?! Hey, thanks for holdin' down the fort while I was on vacay. You the man, Lessmighty! P.S. You get my card at Christmas?I did my best, even if I don't possess your mad skillz.Yeah, I got the card. Thanks for the prophetic tip inside, it helped make my Christmas pale white with blond trim.Couldn't we just all co-exist and answer questions... together?You pussy. Why don't you go attempt to serenade Archangel, he's easy and I hear he has gentle, sausage-like fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Couldn't we just all co-exist and answer questions... together? I don't know man, you're all burnt up and shit (and what was all that degeneration talk about... you tryin' to get us sued)? Tell ya what... lets just be one guy. I'll do all the answerin' and you show up from time-to-time and cause evil. Then we'll fight and imprison you back in my body. How's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 so yea is it ok if my partner wants me to ride him while i have strap-on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Dude, isn't that The Sentry's story (don't talk to me about being sued)? Oh, and Lessmighty... EAT A DICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 so yea is it ok if my partner wants me to ride him while i have strap-on? Man, have they gotten freakier over the years or what? Um, yes I guess... Dude, isn't that The Sentry's story (don't talk to me about being sued)? Oh, and Lessmighty... EAT A DICK! What?! Sentry's story? Dammit! Well, whatever... it's workin' already! You're being evil! Alright in ya go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Oooookay...BUT I'LL BE BACK! BRUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Yeah, yeah whatever. So back to the QUESTIONS...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 am i the only one asking questions? so jaiknee master is it ok if my mans testicles is bigger than the other. Is that normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 Listen, my child and do as I say. Walk straight to the bathroom and don't you delay. Take off all your garments and stare in the mirror, And tell me if the answer becomes clearer. Does one breast sag lower than another? Oh, don't mind me and what I'm doing under the covers... Here's all my knowledge, I hope that you take it. I just answered you question and made you get naked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 that poem deserves a FHD! bravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I don't have any cream for my coffee. Should I get off my lazy ass and go get some, or just suck it up and drink it black? I should also add, I have a raging headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 that poem deserves a FHD! bravo So where was it? I didn't see it! Amy, how you tease... I don't have any cream for my coffee. Should I get off my lazy ass and go get some, or just suck it up and drink it black? I should also add, I have a raging headache. I'm assuming the 'cream' you speak of is yourself (you are Caucasian)? And the 'coffee' is your 'black' boyfriend? So the question is that he wants some 'ass', but you're too 'lazy' to decide whether you want to 'get some' or 'suck it'? I say, stop giving that old, tired 'raging headache' excuse women give when they're avoiding sex and just do BOTH already! What I hear is that black guys do have the 'Mandingo Warrior' in their pants and that should wake you up. Who needs caffeine?! NOSTRAJAIKNEE STRIKES AGAIN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 So where was it? I didn't see it! Amy, how you tease... I'm assuming the 'cream' you speak of is yourself (you are Caucasian)? And the 'coffee' is your 'black' boyfriend? So the question is that he wants some 'ass', but you're too 'lazy' to decide whether you want to 'get some' or 'suck it'? I say, stop giving that old, tired 'raging headache' excuse women give when they're avoiding sex and just do BOTH already! What I hear is that black guys do have the 'Mandingo Warrior' in their pants and that should wake you up. Who needs caffeine?! NOSTRAJAIKNEE STRIKES AGAIN!!! You have been 5 starred. Thank you and you are welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted February 24, 2009 Author Share Posted February 24, 2009 As The Almighty Nostrajaiknee, I not only can answer your relationship questions, but can also predict when one will be asked! Like right now... Yes, my child... how may I help you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Hightower Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Wow Nostrajaiknee, you truly ARE almighty! So, I really care for this girl... and I think I screwed it up with her. I wanna make things right... cause you know she 'The One' and stuff. Oh Please Nostra, what should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond6311 Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Oh Nostrajaiknee Panch really needs your help. I hope your mightyness can really give him some good advise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted March 2, 2009 Author Share Posted March 2, 2009 Wow Nostrajaiknee, you truly ARE almighty! So, I really care for this girl... and I think I screwed it up with her. I wanna make things right... cause you know she 'The One' and stuff. Oh Please Nostra, what should I do? Thank you. To answer you question I say to thee... You did the crime, you do the time. You screwed up? You face the consequences. If it's meant to be... she'll be back. If not? There's plenty of fish in the sea. (had to reach my cliche quota for the day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Dear Jaiknee, What do you make of this video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted March 2, 2009 Author Share Posted March 2, 2009 That it don't got shit on this one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 It's true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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