MetalHeart Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 K.C.! Heh that was great Alita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 "Oh you'll sleep with me alright..." He may be hot but he's not that smart. Not paying attention to ancient tales of yore Hot Coster became enamored with the man of the lake not knowing that the hot costner in the lake was really THE hot costner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Costner, friend of the clergy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 The embodiment of perfection: Kevin Costner. With dual citizenship in adult imagery you will find the soft Kevin Costner nude pics and Kevin Costner naked poses - or head to the Kevin Costner porn country and view Kevin Costner pictures as seen in film, stills and Kevin Costner Playboy issues. Kevin Costner pics are some of the most searched for images on the net today. In our gallery Kevin Costner appears as she did at birth, the Kevin Costner nude pics are favorites of all the Kevin Costner playboy fans. You may have been to a competing gallery Kevin Costner hates - we have compiled our nude Kevin Costner pictures and hand picked only the best Kevin Costner porn, Kevin Costner Playboy, and Kevin Costner nude pics for quality and constant Kevin Costner naked quality. Stop here now for nude Kevin Costner pics! But alas there were not nude hot costners. bastards. Nice story though. Hot Costner sure likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Costner threw it back shortly beofre exclaiming "Are there no fish hotter than me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 See if this works. I was bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 HAHAHAHA MLB, that's awesome. Costner love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 See if this works. I was bored. I tip my hat to thee MLB....outstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Glad you approve. Costner loves us all. I'm slowly starting to see the light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 I was shocked when I discovered this Hot Costner lookalike. You must agree it is flawless. One really would believe that it actually is the hot one himself. The many moods of Hot Costner With Policeman, Indian, Construction Worker, Biker, Marine and sadly Cowboy taken, Hot Costner tried the guise of Old Timey Sheriff. Unfourtainitly the gang thought that they were all ready wild westy enough. Hot Costner cried for the first time that night. "But I even grew this hella sweet 'tasche for the part", sobbed Hot Costner. "One day they'll see, I'll make 'The Postman' and then we'll see who's laughing". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted April 17, 2005 Author Share Posted April 17, 2005 Why look at Sean Youngs jabs when you can look at Hot Costner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 in tiny unreadable print only readable by my awesome MHness, it says: "2T, when are we going to have hot JD and KC babies? Baby I'm yours, and I'll be at our special place. Taco Bell. hugs&kissesxoxoxoxoxox K. Costner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 8, 2005 Author Share Posted November 8, 2005 ....slipping his long, hard womb-raider into her soft, wet and slightly unwashed poon. "Ohhh that feels so good", she trembled. "Well you wait until I finish you up proper with the hottest Costner ever", he moaned. "I always read my reviews", Kevin tells us. "This one here, for example is from a reviewer in L.A. Notice how she calls my member 'cock of the year' and 'the length that can't be beaten'. Honestly, I'm not one to toot my own horn, but it's all frickin' written down here. She's saying, 'Cozzy, he's the lord of my pussy' and it's true. I've yet to meet a woman who after a sexcapade hasn't been so satisfied she's weak at the knees everytime 'Tin Cup' comes on TV." Costner doesn't lie either. After the interview we find out just what makes Costner so damn hot. "If I'm doing the move, I usually like it done in salt water, being the purist I am, however I'm not against performing it in any underwater setting. This one time I banged a hot-dog vendor at SeaWorld in Shamu's tank. Bitch loved it. Loved it". And we did too KC, we did too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 So, the ways I sees it is if Gyllenhaal and Ledger can do it, why the Sam Hill can't we? C'mon Kev, it'll be just like the movie. I'll spit in my hand to give it that lubey-goodness and then off we'll go. No, Mr. Duvall, no. KC doesn't recieve the cock....though he may be open to giving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 YIPES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 clearly, he was itchy, and she was prolly a better scrather. im sorry, i stopped halway to read the part about who Nicholson was shnobbing....this is why i cant read People magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 That article is false. He was with me during that time, and we were watching The Little Mermaid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 That article is false.He was with me during that time, and we were watching The Little Mermaid. ... with a baseball bat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Missing out the abortion deadline by 7 years and eight months Hot Costner attempts to off lil' Kev with second hand smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 ... with a baseball bat? Of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 'gasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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