Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Why are these fucking kids complaining. I'd love to go to the Neverland Ranch, get drunk off my ass on wine, high on pills and watch internet porn with Mickey J. I don't believe any of the shit they say about him either. Back during the Dangerous tour, me and my mate went to see him in concert and my mate went for a piss in a bathroom full of security guards and reckoned that MJ was in there taking a piss/mandump too - hence the guards. Good reasoning, no? Anyways, why didn't he try and get my mate (then 11 years old) drunk on wine, high on pills and horny on internet porn? Explain that the prosecution, explain that. In summation: Thank you for your time and patience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Macaulay sealed the deal. *swoon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 Shit, someone voted against going to the Neverland Ranch. Maybe this'll detere other people from voting that option.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 He's so lovely.......... PS Someone would rather pick their ass and eat it! woah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 Shoulda made it "I'd rather pick Corey Feldman's ass and eat it". Too late now, rats. Look, it's Elton John! Hold me close now Tony Danza.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Who can deny a man like this? Mike sure can't. Nor can I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 mila kunis sure can't deny that. mikey j can't either. who can blame him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 Who can deny a man like this? Not me anyways. I have much respect for someone who can have a smoke and take a dump at the same time. I just hope he doesn't burn his arse when going for wipeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 75 views and a lousy 4 votes. For shame... Look, it's that sexy bitch Trotsky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Trotsky and Culkin's sexy chicken-knees got my attention. I would definitely rather go to a private amusement park than eat the contents of my own bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 What if...... Macaulay and Trostky had babies?!?! If they mated..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Like this maybe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 HAHAHAH OH MY FUCKING GOD. You.... never cease to amaze me *tears well up in eyes* I.... you're so great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 why thank you With the CGI we have now they could totally make that flick. I'd be first in line, rocking my Trotsy fanny pack. "Bolsheviks rock my world, yo!". Hey kids, it's real life German people on vacation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 i'd rather eat a hot girls fresh outta the shower ass.... mikey is a freaky leaky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 is that a man or a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Looks like they're having a blast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 well i don't think he's guilty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 You don't think a man like Micheal is guilty? Why? He's a kid a heart and in the mind...who says he would be attracted to little boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 I'm just saying that I'd party at the ranch if Macaulay were there. fo serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 macauly makes me ill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 macauly makes me ill WITH LOVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 WITH LOVE i am thinking more along the lines of bile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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