The NZA Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 They whisper sweet little nothings of wind and snow. what a pleasant answer. is snow truly nature's bukkake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 (edited) is snow truly nature's bukkake? :ill: reason #8395410627 why I gotta get the heck out of New Hampshire... Also snow season's about over... mud season's begun... and then... the endless hordes and hordes of mosquitos and black flies... :D Edited March 30, 2005 by SSJ4Benny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 :ill: reason #8395410627 why I gotta get the heck out of New Hampshire... Also snow season's about over... mud season's begun... and then... the endless hordes and hordes of mosquitos and black flies... :D Well if snow is nature's bukkake, you can only imagine what mud is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Benny, snow is God's way of showing you His love, while reminding you that you are leeser than him and must be submissive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 So, MH: a) Porsche Boxter b) The Blob or c) Ga-ga-goo-goo ...and why did you make that choice? Also, where is this planet Kolob that the Mormons say we're from? (also supossed to be God's planet in their view. Not to be confused with planet Krypton where Superman's from) B, b/c blob rhymes with Kolob, and as far as Kolob goes, The Osmonds may be able to help you out... :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 are cute kittens handed out every time you dont know something? or do you change it up and hand out what comes to mind? I think I'll change it up. Unless you like the kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 is snow truly nature's bukkake? It truly is. I mean, come on. Name another white substance that you stand with your head tilted up and your tongue out trying to catch the white goodness in your mouth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 MH, when did you get your own advice thread? And why did noone love Superman Red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 It truly is.I mean, come on. Name another white substance that you stand with your head tilted up and your tongue out trying to catch the white goodness in your mouth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 MH, when did you get your own advice thread? And why did noone love Superman Red? I loved Superman Red! I like, posted there twice or something, and then POOF it was closed. and I got it a few days ago. Why? Because I'm an answer machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 MH, am I desperate enough to pay for sex? When I was solicited by a strange lady this morning, should I have tried to haggle with her instead of telling her to piss off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 When someone puts ice down your back, should you screma or enjoy it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 I have another one for you and this one is really hard. Is this not one of the cutest things you've seen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 MH, am I desperate enough to pay for sex? When I was solicited by a strange lady this morning, should I have tried to haggle with her instead of telling her to piss off? Hmm this is a tough one. I don't personally like prostitution, but I'm not one to say what's right or wrong. Now, this strange lady, was she a hooker, or just your average lady? As for as hooking goes, you never know what she might have, so to avoid any disease/infection/etc, I would keep the hand outta the cookie jar. or vagina jar for that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 When someone puts ice down your back, should you screma or enjoy it? Why not both? Make it sexual. That way, if someone does it again, it'll feel reeeeal nice. & cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 31, 2005 Author Share Posted March 31, 2005 I have another one for you and this one is really hard.Is this not one of the cutest things you've seen? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwH That shit is cuuuuuuute. I love me some kitties :(:(:( I just wish mine wasn't such a poopfart sometimes.... AAAWH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endworld Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 why are you killing me from cute overload!!!??? :death: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 why are you killing me from cute overload!!!??? :death: awh shucks. you are the cutest one of all!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 I have a question for you MH, how does it feel to share your name with what basically translates as super-awesome-great-with-love-for-good-measure? Meaning of course, MetalHeart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 2, 2005 Author Share Posted April 2, 2005 Awh... I share the name, of love and feeling, didn't create that feeling into it? is this what you are saying? I don't understand... sooooo here's another kitty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 3, 2005 Author Share Posted April 3, 2005 ASK ME SOMETHING!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Would you rather be a bird or a cow? and Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 3, 2005 Author Share Posted April 3, 2005 A bird, so that I could fly away from here and... not be a burger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 if Martha Stewart is to freed jailbird then Irish Cowboy is to ___________ ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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